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07-03-2011 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCroShow
from attention w**re micro-blogging her FB as if she's using twitter (minimum 10-15/day) I blocked her from my news feed, however I like to check her profile once in a while to read about her depressing life.






All updates posted within the same hour.
Sounds like she's needs to dick before bed. Why don't you help cheer her up before bed.
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07-03-2011 , 04:37 PM
I'm engaged and she's fugly. She is married, don't know her well enough to know if they are happily married. only on my FB because we worked together 6 years ago lol
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07-03-2011 , 04:42 PM
I regret not being around to white-knight pongo for 500-1000 posts at the appropriate time. The ****. That **** is ****ing adorable. **** all ya'll.
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07-03-2011 , 06:54 PM
About the guys arm, he said

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@holly he hit me shot me then jumped on me
By "he" he's referring to his dad. His brother also posted a video of him moving around his fingers and arm. You can see the muscles inside working it was crazy.
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07-03-2011 , 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
I regret not being around to white-knight pongo for 500-1000 posts at the appropriate time. The ****. That **** is ****ing adorable. **** all ya'll.
Breastfeeding until the kid is 8?
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07-03-2011 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bgomez89
His brother also posted a video of him moving around his fingers and arm. You can see the muscles inside working it was crazy.
Link?
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07-03-2011 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Breastfeeding until the kid is 8?
Yeah she mentioned that too, it turns out I missed a whole second pongo v. World section that was substantially more lulz than the first. So, in the interest of dispelling confusion, I was just talking about preggo fb updates.



LIKE THIS ONE OH MY ****ING GOD
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07-03-2011 , 07:47 PM
at least somebody loves me.
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07-03-2011 , 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
I regret not being around to white-knight pongo for 500-1000 posts at the appropriate time. The ****. That **** is ****ing adorable. **** all ya'll.


I guess he is technically white.
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07-03-2011 , 07:58 PM
'Frey I'm afraid that while your reference is clear, its intention is nonetheless lost on me. Plus Greeks aren't 'white people' lol wtf, like 2+ tiers down from the Aryan Race.
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07-04-2011 , 02:23 AM
Friend just posted a pic of his garage on fire, and one of the smoking wreckage surrounded by firefighters.

"Our garage is a total loss thanks to fireworks".
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07-04-2011 , 03:21 AM
Their fireworks or someone else's?
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07-04-2011 , 03:28 AM
How come that guy's arm doesn't have bones in it?
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07-04-2011 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
Their fireworks or someone else's?
theirs obv
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07-05-2011 , 03:31 PM
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Shocking Shocking Shocking!!..This makes me realllly sad!! That precious baby deserves justice!!
30 minutes ago · 8 people like this.
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like the victims of 9/11
28 minutes ago · Like
Really comparing the Casey Anthony trial verdict to 9/11?
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07-05-2011 , 03:31 PM
Angry single mom posting very few positive things ever

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The least the courts could do if they are going to let a murdering bitch go is court order her to have her lady parts removed so that she can't reproduce ever again.
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07-05-2011 , 03:34 PM
Nerdy somewhat creepy dude:

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Its another sad day in american history. Each of those jurors will live with the knowledge they let a killer go. Whether it was direct or indirect she is guilty as are her parents. If you cant handle a child give them up to a family that wants one who can't have one.
7 minutes ago via Android · Like ·

Lets start a new cause STREET JUSTICE FOR CASEY ANTHONY.
5 minutes ago via Android · Like ·
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07-05-2011 , 03:36 PM
I might go kill casey anthony myself and serve up some justice, i mean **** ill get away with it right?

congrats casey anthony.. you've proven to everyone that anyone can get away with killing their own child. RIP Caylee♥

I ****ing hate you casey ****ing hate you

next time someone says to you " why didn't you go to the cops " THIS IS ****ING WHY NOTHING HAPPENS.

I have no hope for justice anymore. In know its a hard case but come the **** on and child is dead and everyone gets away with it. WTF!!!!!!!

You really can get away with murder. Gfys Casey Anthony.

I think I'm gonna start robbing banks today. Glad to know the law doesn't apply anymorew.


Facebook is particularly entertaining today.
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07-05-2011 , 03:55 PM
the comments on this page are just amazing

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/I-h...14495388584655
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07-05-2011 , 04:11 PM
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I just witnessed Sebastien eat a big booger. A little grossed out.
Young mom talking about her 3 year old. Naturally I just put the stfuparents url in the comments.
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07-05-2011 , 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by professormike
the comments on this page are just amazing

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/I-h...14495388584655
It's amazing people will get so riled up over something so trivial in the grand scheme of things, and yet won't lift a finger against the grave injustices our government commits on a daily basis.

Mass Media Hypnotization is fully underway and it seems there is no stopping it at this point.
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07-05-2011 , 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by imurvariance
I might go kill casey anthony myself and serve up some justice, i mean **** ill get away with it right?

congrats casey anthony.. you've proven to everyone that anyone can get away with killing their own child. RIP Caylee♥

I ****ing hate you casey ****ing hate you

next time someone says to you " why didn't you go to the cops " THIS IS ****ING WHY NOTHING HAPPENS.

I have no hope for justice anymore. In know its a hard case but come the **** on and child is dead and everyone gets away with it. WTF!!!!!!!

You really can get away with murder. Gfys Casey Anthony.

I think I'm gonna start robbing banks today. Glad to know the law doesn't apply anymorew.


Facebook is particularly entertaining today.
For a second I thought you were just going on a rant, rather than quoting FB. I've proably been reading too much of the OOT Casey Anthony thread.
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07-05-2011 , 04:22 PM
My newsfeed has been stuck on Stupid mode for the past two hours
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07-05-2011 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
Yeah she mentioned that too, it turns out I missed a whole second pongo v. World section that was substantially more lulz than the first. So, in the interest of dispelling confusion, I was just talking about preggo fb updates.



LIKE THIS ONE OH MY ****ING GOD
lol i think i know this gal

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Originally Posted by professormike
the comments on this page are just amazing

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/I-h...14495388584655
time to put my troll cap on
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07-05-2011 , 04:45 PM
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"I'm so sad for Caylee." I say. My four year old suggests, "Maybe she came back as a bird." The type of thought Caylee never got to have.
Single moms are out in full force today!
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