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Old 07-15-2011, 05:23 PM   #1
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ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

Hi,
just wanted to hear some ideas on how to take revenge on some ***** ex roommates.
I woke up in the middle of the night and overheard them talking **** about me.
I regret not doing something right then. 30% because one of them is really ripped and 70% because back then i was on the Zen/Karma/ do good trip.

I would prefer something with them opening the door and **** somehow exploding in their faces.

here are some of the ridiculous things they talked/complained about me to get you fired up:
-i put too much cocoa powder into my chocolate milk
-i ate chips which were offered to me
-i borrowed money once because there was no bank near by and even though he said it would be cool,and i paid him back asap, he complained about it behind my back to the other roommate
-i spent too much time on my laptop grinding poker
-i am retarded for folding AJ, telling me i should gamble more, even though they go **** themselves over their little 10$ bets on soccer games.
-i dont pay for the bread
-i dont pay for weed. I often dont even wanna smoke because i am grinding, but he keeps asking me until the point he calls me a pussy
-that i am weird for having a porn collection instead of going on the internet everytime i need to

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Old 07-15-2011, 05:35 PM   #2
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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

Same sex marriage is legal in the sate of New York, give it a try instead of revenge, you already sound like a married couple. New York City is a region that was inhabited by the Lenape Native Americans at the time of its European discovery in 1524. Today it has a population of 8,175,133 and is broken into 5 boroughs. Each borough is a city unto themselves. The city also offers some great attractions and a vast amount of diverse cultures, you are sure to meet many folks to bond and build relationships with.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:38 PM   #3
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1. Steal their money 2. Use it to fund therapy.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:40 PM   #4
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Get over it - from the points you've mentioned it sounds more like they were just talking about you rather than bitching.

And for the record I agree with the last point - not that it's a bad thing but it's certainly not the norm.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:40 PM   #5
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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

put a lathe in the living room.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:43 PM   #6
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:55 PM   #7
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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

BUTTER FLOOR AINEC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:55 PM   #8
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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

no, definitely bitching, which surprised me because they expressed so much hate in these unimportant, little things
i am too young and immature to let it go
which is also the reason i could/would do some epic things when suggested
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:57 PM   #9
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Well in that case I would suggest taking some of their clothes, soak them in water and then stick them in the freezer
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:03 PM   #10
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Tomato on the pillow. Thank me later.
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:10 PM   #11
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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates

i forgot to mention that:
i dont live there anymore and our relationship is that i would beat them up if i see them.
well at least one of them, the other one i probably sucker punch and run
if it wasnt for the fact that they are the type who would report you.
and we had some differences about money when i moved out
so i need something epic and not pranks
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:11 PM   #12
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Dick in a box
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:14 PM   #13
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yea but seriously why do you have a porn collection
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:14 PM   #14
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well they can't know you did it cuz your physically scared by the buff guy and are a little bitch...


hmmm... a secret prank
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:21 PM   #15
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yea but seriously why do you have a porn collection
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