ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

Hi,
just wanted to hear some ideas on how to take revenge on some ***** ex roommates.
I woke up in the middle of the night and overheard them talking **** about me.
I regret not doing something right then. 30% because one of them is really ripped and 70% because back then i was on the Zen/Karma/ do good trip.

I would prefer something with them opening the door and **** somehow exploding in their faces.

here are some of the ridiculous things they talked/complained about me to get you fired up:
-i put too much cocoa powder into my chocolate milk
-i ate chips which were offered to me
-i borrowed money once because there was no bank near by and even though he said it would be cool,and i paid him back asap, he complained about it behind my back to the other roommate
-i spent too much time on my laptop grinding poker
-i am ******ed for folding AJ, telling me i should gamble more, even though they go **** themselves over their little 10$ bets on soccer games.
-i dont pay for the bread
-i dont pay for weed. I often dont even wanna smoke because i am grinding, but he keeps asking me until the point he calls me a pussy
-that i am weird for having a porn collection instead of going on the internet everytime i need to

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

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Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

1. Steal their money 2. Use it to fund therapy.

Get over it - from the points you've mentioned it sounds more like they were just talking about you rather than bitching.

And for the record I agree with the last point - not that it's a bad thing but it's certainly not the norm.

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

put a lathe in the living room.

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BUTTER FLOOR AINEC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

no, definitely bitching, which surprised me because they expressed so much hate in these unimportant, little things
i am too young and immature to let it go
which is also the reason i could/would do some epic things when suggested

Well in that case I would suggest taking some of their clothes, soak them in water and then stick them in the freezer

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Tomato on the pillow. Thank me later.

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i forgot to mention that:
i dont live there anymore and our relationship is that i would beat them up if i see them.
well at least one of them, the other one i probably sucker punch and run
if it wasnt for the fact that they are the type who would report you.
and we had some differences about money when i moved out
so i need something epic and not pranks

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

Dick in a box

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yea but seriously why do you have a porn collection

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well they can't know you did it cuz your physically scared by the buff guy and are a little bitch...


hmmm... a secret prank

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lol

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why dont you?
really that uncommon? everybody i know has one

i am not scared.i would do something it just cant be physical violence.
also i am not the type of pussy who calls his friends to fight someone physically stronger. he is undeniable stronger and would dominate
but srsly the time i spent grinding he spends at the gym

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

I can see why they don't like you.

Hint: It has nothing to do with the chips you ate, but next time get your own!

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

you sir are the worst kind of people, please just kill yourself

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why is he always running lol wtf

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lol why is he always running wtf

FANTASTIC!

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

beat me to it

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Let it go dude....

and if you cant because you are petty

Fettucini in their car door locks and break it off

Re: ideas for revenge on ex-roommates
 

Take a picture of their dicks in your mouth while they're sleeping.

Then post the pics on FB to show everyone they know that they're secretly gay.