Hi,
just wanted to hear some ideas on how to take revenge on some ***** ex roommates.
I woke up in the middle of the night and overheard them talking **** about me.
I regret not doing something right then. 30% because one of them is really ripped and 70% because back then i was on the Zen/Karma/ do good trip.

I would prefer something with them opening the door and **** somehow exploding in their faces.

here are some of the ridiculous things they talked/complained about me to get you fired up:
-i put too much cocoa powder into my chocolate milk
-i ate chips which were offered to me
-i borrowed money once because there was no bank near by and even though he said it would be cool,and i paid him back asap, he complained about it behind my back to the other roommate
-i spent too much time on my laptop grinding poker
-i am ******ed for folding AJ, telling me i should gamble more, even though they go **** themselves over their little 10$ bets on soccer games.
-i dont pay for the bread
-i dont pay for weed. I often dont even wanna smoke because i am grinding, but he keeps asking me until the point he calls me a pussy
-that i am weird for having a porn collection instead of going on the internet everytime i need to

Same sex marriage is legal in the sate of New York, give it a try instead of revenge, you already sound like a married couple. New York City is a region that was inhabited by the Lenape Native Americans at the time of its European discovery in 1524. Today it has a population of 8,175,133 and is broken into 5 boroughs. Each borough is a city unto themselves. The city also offers some great attractions and a vast amount of diverse cultures, you are sure to meet many folks to bond and build relationships with.

1. Steal their money 2. Use it to fund therapy.

Get over it - from the points you've mentioned it sounds more like they were just talking about you rather than bitching.

And for the record I agree with the last point - not that it's a bad thing but it's certainly not the norm.

put a lathe in the living room.

BUTTER FLOOR AINEC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

no, definitely bitching, which surprised me because they expressed so much hate in these unimportant, little things
i am too young and immature to let it go
which is also the reason i could/would do some epic things when suggested

Well in that case I would suggest taking some of their clothes, soak them in water and then stick them in the freezer

Tomato on the pillow. Thank me later.

i forgot to mention that:
i dont live there anymore and our relationship is that i would beat them up if i see them.
well at least one of them, the other one i probably sucker punch and run
if it wasnt for the fact that they are the type who would report you.
and we had some differences about money when i moved out
so i need something epic and not pranks

Dick in a box

yea but seriously why do you have a porn collection

well they can't know you did it cuz your physically scared by the buff guy and are a little bitch...


hmmm... a secret prank

lol

why dont you?
really that uncommon? everybody i know has one

i am not scared.i would do something it just cant be physical violence.
also i am not the type of pussy who calls his friends to fight someone physically stronger. he is undeniable stronger and would dominate
but srsly the time i spent grinding he spends at the gym

I can see why they don't like you.

Hint: It has nothing to do with the chips you ate, but next time get your own!

you sir are the worst kind of people, please just kill yourself

why is he always running lol wtf

lol why is he always running wtf

FANTASTIC!

beat me to it

http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/20...oll-watermark/

Let it go dude....

and if you cant because you are petty

Fettucini in their car door locks and break it off

Take a picture of their dicks in your mouth while they're sleeping.

Then post the pics on FB to show everyone they know that they're secretly gay.