He's probably not crazy but there is a significant chance that he is on drugs. Mention this possibility to your parents and suggest that they go down to Walgreens and purchase one of those "do it yourself" drug testing kits that are marketed to parents of middle school aged future burnouts. Once he comes back positive for ethyl sulfate your parents will be able to confidently tell him that the military will never accept a wasteoid like him so he might as well get on with the business of dropping out of school, landing a minimum wage job and fathering a couple of children out of wedlock.
I mean, if people watch Full Metal Jacket and conclude, "Yeah, that's the life I want to live for the next several years," I'd tell them to enlist in the Marines, too.
Last edited by MrWookie; 04-16-2012 at 11:33 PM.
Reason: The first and last words out of your stinkin' holes is gonna be sir. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I mean, if people watch Full Metal Jacket and conclude, "Yeah, that's the life I want to live for the next several years," I'd tell them to enlist in the Marines, too.
Yeah because real life is exactly like what happens in movies.
Hey did you hear about the giant lizard that destroyed Tokyo too?