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Old 06-16-2010, 10:21 PM   #51
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

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Don't be confused, locally harvested puss is always 100% organic. .
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:27 PM   #52
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

so the cliff notes as i understand them are you didn't know how to get weed so you went to a hooker online thinking that was your best shot? you thought the oh so cryptic word "fetishes" might mean pot? probably ****ing meant fetishes man! she's a hooker!
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:42 PM   #53
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Somewhere there is a prostitution forum where this chic is posting the story in the "Weirdest John You Ever Had" thread.
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:49 PM   #54
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the weeds in the platonic personals section . true story bro.
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Old 06-17-2010, 01:32 AM   #55
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atat you are obviously are a very cool person with many friends, but you must be retarded if you cant conceive of situations where this kind of plan might be required. keep in mind op is a 40yo fat guy
Seriously, music class at the state university. 40yo fat dude score no problem.

OP, you should have paid her for her time, though. Especially since you left with both kidneys.
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Old 06-17-2010, 01:40 AM   #56
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This would be a funny challenge on a reality show: drop somebody in a city in which they know no one and see how long it takes them to buy an eighth.
man, sign me up for Urban Survivor.
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Old 06-17-2010, 01:42 AM   #57
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the top 20 hits for my ZIP code:

1.) Upper East Side (and beyond) Over 35 Weekly Happy Hour
2.) Central Park Fitness Boot Camp
3.) Meetup for Indigo, Psychic and Gifted Children
4.) NOLOH NYC
5.) Mixed Doubles in Manhattan
6.) Plans for UES Pups (PUPs)
7.) Cathedral of St. Patrick Young Adults
8.) Guardians Of Animals NY Meetup
9.) NYC Celtic Harp Circle-sharing learning + playing Irish Harp
10.) Rug Weaving Circle!
11.) New York Singles Over 40 Dinner Club
12.) Battery Park Fitness Bootcamp Group
13.) Online Astrology Readings by Archer One
14.) New Moms Support Group NYC
15.) The Round Table
16.) Good Morning FOREX NYC
17.) Fearless Networkers
18.) Foxy Craft
19.) Tracker School Students
20.) ITALIAN CHAT

not too promising, eh?
If you're in NYC and you can't find a group that will have at least a few potheads in it, goddamn, sir.
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Old 06-17-2010, 01:44 AM   #58
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But let me say I'm now a 40+ fat white guy so I don't have too much in common w/ 20 yr old college students in Austin.
Many students are fat and white. You would have that in common.
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Old 06-17-2010, 02:13 AM   #59
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If I moved to a new town and had a job where I worked w/ other people, I guarantee you I could find pot within a few days, not that I would want to.

Also, surely one of these people knows someone who smokes pot, and wouldn't be offended by you asking.
This is the worst idea ever suggested on 2p2. Unless you work in fast food or some kind of menial labor, I guess.
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Old 06-17-2010, 03:36 AM   #60
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People ask me every ****ing godamn day if I know where to get some weed. I do, and leave me the **** alone.
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Old 06-17-2010, 04:58 AM   #61
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This would be a funny challenge on a reality show: drop somebody in a city in which they know no one and see how long it takes them to buy an eighth.
Just go to the first music concert that isn't country, classical, or the jonas brothers and you'll have a hook-up in every part of the city.
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Old 06-17-2010, 05:00 AM   #62
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hahahahahah great story!!
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Old 06-17-2010, 12:59 PM   #63
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This is the worst idea ever suggested on 2p2. Unless you work in fast food or some kind of menial labor, I guess.
Or any single other type of job besides a white collar office job, I know it's hard for everyone here to conceive of them, but they're out there.

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Old 06-17-2010, 01:15 PM   #64
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

in CA you can see CL(just look at SanFran for example) ads for everything bud related. just search for 420 or prop 215. all manner of listings will popup. i've seen tons of buds offered, clones, hash etc. plus i've seen all types of trades being offered. then there are sites like budtrader.
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Old 06-17-2010, 07:09 PM   #65
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Talking Gooooooooooooaaaaal!....Close the Thread.

Gooooooooooooaaaaal!....

Cliff Notes:
*Posted an ad at a well known social/flea-market website.
*Got two hits.
*On first appoinment I meet a cool young couple and all three of us had an instant rapport.
*The girl wanted me BADDD! If she dumps her man, then she'll be mine for sure! Pretty good for a 40+ fat guy. Yes? Props to my man Ross Jeffries! They were both in their early twenties.
*First appoinment was successful.
*Drove very home...
*I am happy...

Don't feel like talking about this anymore. That is all.
MODS!
Close this thread before I say something stupid that gets me banned...

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Old 06-17-2010, 07:34 PM   #66
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

You need to set up your own small scale grow operation and you are set. Get the seeds mail order from Amsterdam.
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Old 06-17-2010, 09:56 PM   #67
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Just go to a local bar, even if it is not a busy night. Strike up a conversation with a few regulars eventually someone will help you out. I have had a 100% success rate with this.
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Old 06-18-2010, 03:27 AM   #68
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You need to set up your own small scale grow operation and you are set. Get the seeds mail order from Amsterdam.
OP lives in Texas, right? I think Tx and most other southern states have penalties 4 possession/sale so stiff you prolly dont want to mess with it.

Growing it? Good luck, dont drop the soap.
Glad I live in Ca, medical weed laws so relaxed you can have it delivered to you!

http://www.legalmatch.com/law-librar...-in-texas.html
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:05 PM   #69
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

Wow, great story, but here in Florida most poker players I know and all pool players I know are 420 friendly... hell last week at Derby Lanes in St Pete I saw a guy smoking a joint in the area where the cigarette smokers normally hang.

Good luck with your quest. Oh BTW I'm a 56 year old white guy and have multiple sources of prime Florida Hydro, too bad your not here I'd hook you up... that is if your positively sure that you're really not a cop.
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:19 PM   #70
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I recently decided to give up drinking because I’m getting fat. Instead I decided after a 4 year hiatus I would start smoking weed again as a substitute vice.
Your logic there is unique. Your putting on weight so you wanna get high? Seems like a surefire way to avoid bad eating habits and put you on the road to health

anyways

I think I was confused as your escort to all your euphemisms. Without your title I would have assumed you were trying to obtain food from a quality restaurant
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:27 PM   #71
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She's an idiot, but it's obvious she thought you were looking for a hooker who would let you eat her out.
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:41 PM   #72
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Your logic there is unique. Your putting on weight so you wanna get high? Seems like a surefire way to avoid bad eating habits and put you on the road to health
I think pot may actually speed up your metabolism.

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I went on an adventure like that in Vancouver a couple years ago. I didn't have any connections in the city so I googled and looked through some forums on canabis sites. A few people referred to a gmail address that bounces back an automated response when you email it. The email gave a list of half a dozen sources, including mail order and a few places around the city where you could stand around at certain times and expect to see people selling.

The most interesting option was the so-called 'secret store' which was located adjacent to establishments such as the Amsterdam Cafe and 420 Convenience Store in a part of Vancouver called "Little Vansterdam." It's not a bad area of town, but it's immediately adjacent to the bad area of town (East Hastings). Anyway, the email had a photo of a metal door with a little buzzer next to it. The door was covered with posters and flyers so it kind of blends in with the wall, and the buzzer was circled in the photo because it's so hard to see. The email said to press the buzzer and if someone answers then "just tell them you want to talk to the guy in the back." It also said not to follow anyone else in and to leave quickly afterwards.

So I walk down there on a sunny afternoon and scope out the door from across the street. I waited and watched for a little while to see if anything was going on. After a few minutes I see a well-dressed woman exit the door and walk briskly down the street. So I decide it's safe enough and wander over and press the button. Immediately the door swings open and a shifty looking guy with bloodshot eyes wearing a beanie and wifebeater beckons me into a dark hallway and shuts the door behind me. The only light came from an open door way down the hall.

The guy asks me, "so what do you want?" I answer "a half ounce?" He replies "chronic?" I say "yes" and then he says "We don't do that any more. Try the park down the street. Have a nice day." So I walked out a little confused and wondered if I screwed up by not asking for the guy in the back room immediately. I was kind of happy to be out of there though, it looked really shady.

So I wander down the street to this little park that's on the edge of the bad part of town where all the drug addicts hang out. I sat down on a bench and just watched some shady groups of people loitering around. I definitely didn't feel good about approaching anyone. After 10 minutes or so a native guy walks past me and softly mutters "Got bud?" as he goes by. I reply, "Actually I'm looking for some." He says "Sit tight, I know a guy." A few minutes later I see him returning to the park with a skinny white guy and watched them make transactions with people who were waiting on a couple other benches on the other side of the park.

Finally he walks over to me, gives a friendly "hello" and sits down on the bench. Just as this is happening I see a police car driving along the road at the north edge of the park. I point this out to him and he says, "No problem, let's just wait a minute." Now, rather than continuing on past the park, the cop car turns left and starts slowly driving up the west side of the park. Then, when it was immediately adjacent to us about 50 feet away, it completely stopped and turned on it's lights (but no siren).

The dealer was surprisingly unconcerned by all of this and suggested that we take a little walk. I had no idea what to do at this point so I just went along with him. We went about a block away and stopped in a little stairwell in front of an old building. I turned around and sure enough the cop car was creeping along slowly behind us, still with its lights on. At that point I tell the guy "I think it's time to bail." He says "Alright, no problem, here's my number, just call me in a bit." So I start walking away, and no more than 30 seconds later the cop just drives off. The dealer calls out from down the street and says "Alright he's gone, it's cool." I figured I might as well get it over with right there so I wouldn't have to deal with any of this again in the near future. So I walked back briskly, we made the transaction and that was that.

It was an interesting afternoon, but that was the first and last time I ever bought weed on the street.
They probably upgraded to Crack and Heroin. It's sounds like they sent you to Washington Square Park. I was picturing the park and ST. Marks Pl while reading those paragraphs.

Cool story.
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Old 01-02-2012, 03:21 AM   #73
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Just go to a local bar, even if it is not a busy night. Strike up a conversation with a few regulars eventually someone will help you out. I have had a 100% success rate with this.
BUMP


You are giving too much information.


I thought the OP was a pretty funny story and I thought others might find it funny. Maybe not.....had to be there????
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This would be a funny challenge on a reality show: drop somebody in a city in which they know no one and see how long it takes them to buy an eighth.
Ohhh and this is the post of the thread imo.

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Buy bitcoins, get bananas in the mail :

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