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how long can you survive only drinking beer ??? how long can you survive only drinking beer ???

08-17-2009 , 08:49 PM
there is a discussion going among my friends, and someone suggested he could make it 3 weeks only with beer...

how does that change if its beer + water ?
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08-17-2009 , 08:58 PM
A human can live 4-6 weeks without food if they have water. Beer does contain some vitamins so it would probably extend that a little, unless dehydration sets in from the alcohol. You wouldn't need to get drunk, you could drink one a day.
My guess is either 6-8 weeks or 1-2 weeks depending on the dehydration factor which may or may not occur if you were only allowed beer.

edit: beer + plus water would be over 6 weeks for sure.
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08-17-2009 , 09:01 PM
That would be a cool prop bet.
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08-17-2009 , 09:04 PM
just beer you die within month(dehydration) , but beer + water I bet you could survive indefinetly.
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08-17-2009 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Eder
just beer you die within month(dehydration) , but beer + water I bet you could survive indefinetly.
A) I highly doubt that beer isn't a net positive to your hydration, though I'm not gonna say for sure.

B) If dehydration is a factor I highly doubt you would dehydrate in a month rather than a matter of days.

C) Indefinitely seems verrrry unlikely. You're consuming a lot of alcohol if you want to maintain any reasonable # of calories. I'd say a year would be extremely impressive.

The most important aspect of the question, imo, hasn't been addressed. Are we assuming theoretical perfect execution or what would actually happen? Because in real life I think at some point you just start binging from a combination of being crazy, hungry, and an alcoholic.

If there's no vitamin C in beer you've got a good case of scurvy coming, btw.
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08-17-2009 , 09:13 PM
OP there are ways to help you
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08-17-2009 , 09:15 PM
Beer doesnt dehydrate you.
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08-17-2009 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Eder
just beer you die within month(dehydration) , but beer + water I bet you could survive indefinetly.
WTF are you talking about??? You absolutely cannot survive indefinitely off of Beer+Water. Beer has very little of the stuff you need to live.
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08-17-2009 , 09:25 PM
Drinking 2000 calories of beer a day can't be good for the old liver. And before some alky starts bragging about how in college they drank a case of Natty a day for a whole spring break, that was beer+food. You'd be drinking on an empty stomach every time.
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08-17-2009 , 09:33 PM
sounds like a horrible way to waste alcohol.
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08-17-2009 , 09:44 PM
Making up your calories seems the least of your worries, essential amino acids and essential fatty acids would be the problem but i have no idea how long you could last without them.
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08-17-2009 , 09:49 PM
what you need to do is learn how to brew your own beer, then make beers with lots of different proteins/fats/vitamins in them. Then you could win $$$$$$$ in a prop bet.
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08-17-2009 , 09:50 PM
I'm assuming there are other variables to consider also. I may be wrong, but I would think that a dark stout-Guiness coming to mind first, but there are other, better ones out there- would keep you going, nutritionally, longer than Bud Light.

Last edited by Cherry MrMisty; 08-17-2009 at 09:51 PM. Reason: or even better, Ron Burgundy's idea above
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08-17-2009 , 09:59 PM
http://www.computerworld.com/s/artic..._fighting_beer

The real question here, of course, is at what % alcohol does a liquid begin to have a net dehydrating effect? You obviously couldn't drink 12% wine indefinitely. I dunno about 3.9% beer.
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08-17-2009 , 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
what you need to do is learn how to brew your own beer, then make beers with lots of different proteins/fats/vitamins in them. Then you could win $$$$$$$ in a prop bet.
like an alcoholic stew!

Last edited by ZOMG_RIGGED!; 08-17-2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason: I've always wanted a beer with beef in it
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08-17-2009 , 10:20 PM
I'm pretty sure nobody is going to survive indefinitely regardless of their diet.
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08-17-2009 , 10:23 PM
nit
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08-17-2009 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
Beer doesnt dehydrate you.
I'm Canadian so 5% alchohol...ya...dehydration in few weeks imo.
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08-17-2009 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
I'm pretty sure nobody is going to survive indefinitely regardless of their diet.
....do you also correct ppls gramma and spelloing ?
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08-17-2009 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
I'm pretty sure nobody is going to survive indefinitely regardless of their diet.
sounds like a prop bet. terms: whoever dies first loses. the ball is in your court.
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08-17-2009 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
I'm pretty sure nobody is going to survive indefinitely regardless of their diet.
Just to try and out-nit, I disagree. Indefinite does not mean infinite. If you can't definitely say exactly when someone will die, then they will be surviving indefinitely because you haven't managed to define when they'll die.
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08-17-2009 , 10:50 PM
So then everyone survives indefinitely including the person who is going to die in about 2 or 3 weeks or whatever from the beer only diet.
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08-17-2009 , 10:56 PM
No, because by stating 2 weeks you are defining their survival prospects. That's basically the point of this thread: to try and define how long they'll survive. If we decide that the beer-only diet won't kill them, their survival will be undefined and therefore indefinite.
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08-17-2009 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
Beer doesnt dehydrate you.
Definitely seems like it the next day.
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