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Old 03-31-2010, 01:12 AM   #1
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How does a person with no arms wipe?

I know there was a similar thread a while ago about blind people and when they know how to stop wiping.

I was in a public restroom and 2 of the stalls were nasty so I used the handicap stall. On the wall someone wrote "How can someone use the railing if they have no arms?" Well it made me think of how someone with no arms can clean their bum.

There was that woman on tv a while ago who has no arms and leads a normal life. But I don't thing she can possibly have the flexibility to wipe her bum with her foot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVBd...om=PL&index=28
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:15 AM   #2
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they don't
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:15 AM   #3
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

She ate a perfect diet which causes each dump to be the no wipe wonder
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:16 AM   #4
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

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She ate a perfect diet which causes each dump to be the no wipe wonder
God i love those, you wipe once and the tp is clean. makes my day
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:17 AM   #5
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they don't
Then they must have smelly bums
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:18 AM   #6
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

has a designated wiper obv
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:26 AM   #7
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they make mouth attachments for augbesians.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:44 AM   #8
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

They get help from "armed" people? Or they use their feet.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:45 AM   #9
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

obv with their feet...
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:51 AM   #10
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

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She ate a perfect diet which causes each dump to be the no wipe wonder
i too love this special occurance
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:52 AM   #11
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obv with their feet...
They can't reach with their feet. Unless every single one of them has cirque flexibility............
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:54 AM   #12
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bidet + air dryer of some kind?
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:02 AM   #13
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

That's what the dog is for.

Last edited by I_AM_EVIL; 03-31-2010 at 02:03 AM. Reason: if they're armless and blind
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:36 AM   #14
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a complicated manevoure involving a partially sedated swan
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:38 AM   #15
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

Girl in that video is really attractive with a great body and huge cans - would take me a while to get used to the whole thing, but I think I could handle it. If you're gonna be a chick with no arms, looking like her ain't so bad
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:45 AM   #16
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

If you spread your cheeks wide enough, you don't have to wipe.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:53 AM   #17
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what is wiping?
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:59 AM   #18
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what is wiping?
these are the jokes
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:02 AM   #19
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hire someone
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:03 AM   #20
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

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If you spread your cheeks wide enough, you don't have to wipe.
i try this all the time it never really works
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:03 AM   #21
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hire someone
how much hire?
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:10 AM   #22
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

How do they get their pants back up?

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Old 03-31-2010, 03:19 AM   #23
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

Just a guess, but they might have some kind of towel type thing on a stand that they move up and down on. Then change towels.

Or bidets/showers afterward.

In public restrooms I don't see any way they do it without help.

There are plenty of people in this world with diapers too...although someone otherwise healthy probably wouldn't do it.
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:25 AM   #24
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Re: How does a person with no arms wipe?

from what i understand, it is legal for family members to pleasure their son or daughter (18+) obv, if they have no arms. is this true? By this logic, I assume a family member wipes for them.
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:21 AM   #25
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^ please be true
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