if this hasnt been ans yet you drop your ass a little lower and push against the seat. the seat will snug up above the anus and push from the back of the feces towards the entrance. kinda like pushing your car out of the garage.

Funniest thread title i have read

No I don't have but I do appreciate their sense of feelings.

omg best poast ever

ok i have 1 unusual toilet habit im willing to admit. i dont like using public restrooms to take a dump. when i do i always use the handicap stalls and hold onto the bars to allow myself to hover over the seat. kinda like the parallel bars in gymnastics.

also for those who need more explanation on the paper towel door issue watch this. a couple of local guys explain it.
http://youtu.be/sLAEg5aTXAE

is the sit down and stand up wipe just a territorial thing where the north americans sit down and wipe and the euros seems to stand?

lol bdiddy, I think only kids stand up. I remember kids, myself included, used to but then as one grows up they learn to stay sitting down. lol

I haven't read the whole thread so apologies if this has been mentioned, but there's a comedian named Jim Jefferies who touches on this very subject in one of his TV specials. It was pretty f'in hilarious.

read the thread there is an entire crew of stand up wipers and i have never heard of this before but it seems to me that it is a non north american thing to do

I am North American and I have been a stander my whole life

I must be wrong then

I'm a stander

First off, yes, I did create an account just to post in this ass-wiping thread.

Call me ignorant, but until browsing here - I never heard that many people do not use toilet paper and instead use water and their hands.

I realize you use soap to wash up afterward - how do you clean around and in your finger nails? I'm aware that you're not clawing at your butt, but I can't help but think some has to get in there.

Another question also comes to mind, how do people dry up afterward? Also, does water just fall off easily - or is there a problem of water running forward toward crotch area?

I'm not asking this question to be rude, I'm genuinely interested. While browsing the web I'm not finding these particular answers. From the looks of things, Indians (and others) get extremely defensive when the question even comes up. No matter how polite it's asked, it seems.


ps: In accordance to the thread - I am a sitting, side-wiper, front to back. Like many, I didn't realize sitting it much better until I was into my teens. Also, if I feel particularly dirty, I will wet TP and wipe with that after I'm finished (if at home typically).

lol

people who don't look at the toilet paper after wiping have to be trolling or complete morons who shouldn't be trusted to look after themselves

lol @ the amount of people in this thread alone that are walking around with **** stains on their butt

+1

+2 btw

Standing up is more beneficial IMO because you're wiping downwards which leaves little possibility for smearing **** all across your under 'chode' area.

Also I have a semi-hairy ass and notice it does take an annoyingly high amount of wipes to get rid of all the ****.