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Old 10-20-2008, 12:25 AM   #586
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

lol, epic
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:31 AM   #587
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LOL @ anyone who doesn't look at their toilet paper after wiping.
"LOL @" you bumping this ****ing stupid thread.
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:44 AM   #588
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wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?
I think GEorge Carlin, may he rest in peace, said it best when he said, " you when I wash mt hands after taking a crap? when i get crap on them!"
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:49 AM   #589
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I think GEorge Carlin, may he rest in peace, said it best when he said, " you when I wash mt hands after taking a crap? when i get crap on them!"
if not poorly said, then its poorly quoted.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:05 AM   #590
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I think GEorge Carlin, may he rest in peace, said it best when he said, " you when I wash mt hands after taking a crap? when i get crap on them!"
Anyone who doesn't wash their hands after taking a dump should smell the fingers of their wiping hand next time after the wipe. Then you'll start washing, you sickos.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:39 AM   #591
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Anyone who doesn't wash their hands after taking a dump should smell the fingers of their wiping hand next time after the wipe. Then you'll start washing, you sickos.

so if you smell and smell nothing its ok?
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:11 AM   #592
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so if you smell and smell nothing its ok?
lol .... uuuh .... sure!
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:57 AM   #593
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I am far from a germaphobe, and I often don't wash my hands before I eat something, but those people who go out of their way not to wash their hands are just weird. It's like they are taking a stand nobody really knows or cares about.
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:31 PM   #594
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Oh this thread makes me feel bad...

Went to the toilet about an hour ago, sat down throughout dump/wipe, wiped back to front, hand between legs, looked at each piece, didn't wash hands as they looked clean.
Made food about 30 minutes later.

Not dead yet after 20 years of this...
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:55 PM   #595
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

This was one thread away from being on page two BUMP
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:19 AM   #596
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Oh this thread makes me feel bad...

Went to the toilet about an hour ago, sat down throughout dump/wipe, wiped back to front, hand between legs, looked at each piece, didn't wash hands as they looked clean.
Made food about 30 minutes later.

Not dead yet after 20 years of this...
But you wiped like a woman.

Wilpro has a mangina, wilpro has a mangina
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:50 AM   #597
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Oh this thread makes me feel bad...

Went to the toilet about an hour ago, sat down throughout dump/wipe, wiped back to front, hand between legs, looked at each piece, didn't wash hands as they looked clean.
Made food about 30 minutes later.

Not dead yet after 20 years of this...
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why are british people so dirty?
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Old 10-22-2008, 08:19 AM   #598
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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why are british people so dirty?
Idiot from the Britian doesn't wash hands because he can't "see" any fecal matter on them.

Conclusion : All British people are dirty.

Good one.
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Old 12-18-2008, 04:31 PM   #599
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I used to wipe toward my balls until someone told me not to.
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Old 12-18-2008, 04:32 PM   #600
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I used to wipe toward my balls until someone told me not to.
really? since '03? still thought this was a good idea?
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