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Old 01-24-2008, 08:48 PM   #46
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.
Then it ain't. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and your underwear.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:51 PM   #47
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I think some of you just like looking at your poo.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:56 PM   #48
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I guess blind people always have the good ol' itchy butt
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:57 PM   #49
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

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Old 01-24-2008, 08:57 PM   #50
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

so I actually turned to google to answer this question for real, and every blind person so far ive seen reply to this question has said "you just know"

so basically most blind people are walking around with **** stains
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:58 PM   #51
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:58 PM   #52
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Wait, what? You finger your own bunghole to check if there's any left? That explains why some people wash their hands afterwords.
wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:59 PM   #53
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

BUSTED!!!!!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:01 PM   #54
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wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?

why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:02 PM   #55
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LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

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Old 01-24-2008, 09:04 PM   #56
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

LFS is just blowing my mind here.



There isn't a bigger form of 'required' than a last-wipe look at the very least.
How can you not look on the last pass?



I mean, the spectrum goes from Immaculate Evacuation to 8 Wipe Swamp Ass From Hell....how the hell can you know you're done without the visual confirmation? You can even throw it in the toilet, but you still have to look.

I hate that I couldn't avoid posting in this creepfest.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:04 PM   #57
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs
Alobar, I support just about everything you say and do, but srsly dude, I'm at a loss here.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:05 PM   #58
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I always look, there have been plenty of times I thought the wipe seemed sufficient only to find it was not.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:07 PM   #59
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Let's not get too far away from the fact that CR shaves his anus imo.
it was taking me way too long to wipe, like half a roll of tp so one day i decided that getting rid of the hair would probably solve the problem and it did.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:08 PM   #60
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

FWIW I've shaved my ass for the last 10 years. Haven't looked back.
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