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05-07-2008, 02:11 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by vilemerchant
Those that are spending a considerable amount of time on the toilet and whiping beware. A few years ago I was finding it harder and harder to get my ass clean, and then it got worse. It was getting harder and harder to pass a **** at all. Straining, whiping, straining, whiping. I was getting to the point I had to go and soak in the bath half way thru to sort of get myself relaxed enough to go and finish my turd. I didn't know wtf was wrong and at one stage actually thought I might have been dying (if you don't **** you die).
Ended up my poor toilet habits had given myself a quite horrific case of hemmoroids and since i kept quiet about it for so long I ended up having to go for a full on arse-reconstruction surgery (hemmoroidectomy). Not much fun, the first post-surgery **** you have is basically thru an open wound and is one of the most horrifyingly painful experiences a man can have, and then realise you're gonna have to do it again tomorrow!
These days I'm a lot better and try to spend as little amount of time on the toilet as possible, if after a few whipes I think i might be there a while I bail out to the shower. I also have to really concentrate on eating enough fibre and drinking plenty of water and geting some exercise (don't spend too much time sitting on your ass). I would probably rather die than go through that operation and recovery again.
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wow I think I might have this
o noes
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05-07-2008, 06:54 PM
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#557
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old hand
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Victoria, Australia.
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
WTF
Wasn't there some **** floating around in the bathwater?
I really hope I never have to get an ass reconstruction, sounds pretty rough man.
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I would wash off in the shower very quickly first.
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05-07-2008, 08:39 PM
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#558
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old hand
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Victoria, Australia.
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
wow I think I might have this
o noes
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Start taking a fibre supplement like Metamucil and eat lots of cereal and stuff.
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05-10-2008, 12:50 AM
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grinder
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: the MOON B****!
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim
OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?
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You wipe til paper comes up white
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05-11-2008, 08:31 PM
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#560
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journeyman
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Iowa
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Lmao!!
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05-11-2008, 08:31 PM
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#561
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journeyman
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Iowa
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by vilemerchant
Start taking a fibre supplement like Metamucil and eat lots of cereal and stuff.
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hahahahahah, are u serious?!
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05-13-2008, 01:01 PM
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#562
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old hand
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Blogging>my twittering> my
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
I'll throw my 2 wasteful comments in.
1. People saying that "standing" is messier and less effective because there is not as much surface area... I could never sit down to wipe or reach around, because they TP does not go deep enough into the arshole for me to feel satisfactorily clean. I just cannot get the leverage of actually pushing it in there, or ever feel safe that I have conducted a properly executed a waste management system.
Also I can use like 20-30 peices of toilet paper, and having to checking it would be quite bothersome and difficult from that position, I would be inclined to just stand. And I have tried wiping sitting down before (before this thread's lifespan) but moving my nuts, putting my hand precariously close to the toilet, and the difficulty of checking the result all put check-mark strikes against this.
If honestly its really messy (which is the only case I can see of the poo "moving around from standing) then often I will stand with a hand on my buttcheek to keep it open and keep from this occuring, but its rare.
ALso, I 90% of the time, will go get water from the sink (or use towelies) to make sure and absolutely 'pop and fresh' clean.
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05-13-2008, 01:31 PM
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#563
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veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: New York, NY
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by bustowithnobra
If honestly its really messy (which is the only case I can see of the poo "moving around from standing) then often I will stand with a hand on my buttcheek to keep it open and keep from this occuring, but its rare.
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Lol @ you doing the pornstar gape to minimize the poop getting on your cheeks. This is the first time I've heard of someone using "the gape" for something coming out, rather than in accommodating something going in.
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05-13-2008, 01:36 PM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Estonia
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Also I can use like 20-30 peices of toilet paper, and having to checking it would be quite bothersome and difficult from that position
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You need to see either a shrink or a butt doctor.
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And I have tried wiping sitting down before (before this thread's lifespan) but moving my nuts, putting my hand precariously close to the toilet, and the difficulty of checking the result all put check-mark strikes against this.
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You lift one of your thighs off the seat and reach your butt from under it, Einstein.
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Start taking a fibre supplement like Metamucil and eat lots of cereal and stuff.
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Fibre supplements are LUDICROUS. Just eat some goddamn vegetables.
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05-13-2008, 01:51 PM
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veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: New York, NY
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
I wonder if there are as many different wiping philosophies among women as there seem to be amongst the men.
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05-13-2008, 02:18 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Blogging>my twittering> my
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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ou lift one of your thighs off the seat and reach your butt from under it, Einstein.
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Are you seriously that defensive over asswiping. This kind of goes without saying that you have to lift a leg up to wipe this way (you know kind of often have to actually sit down to sh*t), but I why would I take advice from someone who's crying over an alternative way to wipe their ass.
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Also I can use like 20-30 peices of toilet paper, and having to checking it would be quite bothersome and difficult from that position
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You need to see either a shrink or a butt doctor.
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Ok, you not ever using 20 pieces of toilet paper to wipe your ass, and in fact finding it boisterious, further confirms why I think your method is inefficient when it comes to actually double checking for product.
Last edited by bustowithnobra; 05-13-2008 at 02:25 PM.
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05-13-2008, 02:48 PM
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#567
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Estonia
Posts: 5,857
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Hahaha what the junk are you on about XD Are you high or something?
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10-18-2008, 07:53 PM
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#568
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adept
Join Date: May 2008
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
LOL @ anyone who doesn't look at their toilet paper after wiping.
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10-18-2008, 08:00 PM
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journeyman
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 250
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
MY mind has officially been blown..
BACK TO FRONT WITH A NO LOOK? WTF
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10-18-2008, 08:13 PM
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#570
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Charging Drooler Tax
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
I am from the UK.
Before reading this thread I had no idea people sat down to wipe.
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