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On Stern a while ago he had a few blind guest in and asked them, I think 4/5 admitted to touching the toilet paper with their hands to check.

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06-19-2013 , 02:55 AM

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Aytumious

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Forgot about this epic thread.

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01-29-2014 , 12:24 AM

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CBorders

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Any blinds out there willing to share their insight?

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01-29-2014 , 05:06 AM

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It's been six years since the original OP and we still haven't figured it out?

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01-29-2014 , 10:39 AM

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S.K

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Just one of lifes unsolved mysteries

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01-29-2014 , 10:48 AM

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dufusbrain

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Yeah, a seeing eye dog would be the nuts. Dogs lick their own b*lls (because they can), and they sniff other dogs butts. They'd be perfect to lick off their owners butts. Y'know, kinda like the media does to Obama.

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01-29-2014 , 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

It's been six years since the original OP and we still haven't figured it out?

No blind people can read this thread to provide an answer.

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01-29-2014 , 11:01 AM

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I like the crumble fold discussion better

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01-29-2014 , 11:13 AM

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SuperUberBob

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front-to-back standing imo

Sitting down has its risks:

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/12...oilet-Seat-Up/

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07-23-2014 , 04:23 PM

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Affirmative action toilet paper imo

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Originally Posted by ChaseNutley26

How does the NAACP know when to stop wiping?

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07-25-2014 , 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

It's been six years since the original OP and we still haven't figured it out?

This OP might know!!! We just need a translator from brail to english.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34.../#post44103582

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07-25-2014 , 06:09 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

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ask your mom

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07-25-2014 , 11:13 PM

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I've just skimmed the thread, and if ever there was a convo designed for the anonymity of an internet forum it's this. Fantastic stuff all around.

I'll jump right to it then, and apologies in advance if this has been covered. My wife's not from the western world and uses a cup of water to clean up with after deucing, refilling a few times if needed. No TP whatsoever. Is there a way that you can adequately clean yourself this way that doesn't involve the sickening prospect of using your bare hands? I sure as s*** couldn't clean my gnarly messes like this, but maybe she's elite after a lifetime of practice...?

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07-26-2014 , 10:38 AM

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I'm so glad I found this thread today. I have a friend flying into town today who pisses his wife off by discussing toilet hygiene when they are out with other people. He assumes like the OP does that everyone does it they same way (wipe until it stays white), and uses it as an example of how we're all alike.

He will be VERY disturbed when I tell him about this thread.

I'm in the moistened wipe camp. Why the **** is plain dry paper not good enough for babies to be considered properly clean but is somehow OK for everyone else? Do you come in from gardening, wipe your hands with a paper towel, and call it done?

Last edited by STinLA; 07-26-2014 at 10:48 AM.

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07-26-2014 , 10:41 AM

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07-26-2014 , 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

uses a cup of water to clean up

Explain this process in detail. For science

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07-26-2014 , 01:27 PM

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Explain this process in detail. For science

I, too, am curious. Everything I can think of is either ineffective or gross.

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07-26-2014 , 02:19 PM

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She dips her left hand in water and wipes her ass with it.

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07-26-2014 , 02:40 PM

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And then

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07-26-2014 , 02:45 PM

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El Kabong

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Makes dinner.

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07-27-2014 , 07:34 PM

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I haven't asked her about logistics, but I might work the question in during the upcoming days. Will report back.

What I know: She never once has used toilet paper in her life. She keeps cups in each bathroom. When she poops, I hear her pouring water 2-5 times or so...sounds like if you were to slow pour it into the toilet. She pours, refills in sink, pours, etc. She takes hygeine very seriously and I've never seen skid marks or smelled the funkiness one might expect from lingering s*** stains.

I'm just hoping this cleaning process doesn't involve fingers and palms.

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07-28-2014 , 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

I'm just hoping this cleaning process doesn't involve fingers and palms.

What do you expect she uses, magic?

Last edited by Europa; 07-28-2014 at 02:53 AM. Reason: El Kabong is right of course

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07-28-2014 , 06:11 AM

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Her method has some logic to it. Its very common in non-western societies and seen as a cleaner way to take care of ones anus after taking a dump. Us westerners just dont really like the idea, thats it.

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