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...Also plenty of times where I wipe once and it's bone dry. (Stealth poo just the other day. Absolutely no trace of it in the bowl. I'm 98% sure something came out and I didn't flush.)

L O L

I didn't laugh at this thread until I read this.

I've had the stealth poo too. Somehow it perfectly drops itself into the tank area and disappears and then the wipe is basically clean.

Talk about being regular.

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03-27-2012 , 07:49 PM

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Bakedbean87

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Originally Posted by Artdogg

anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure

WTF ur paranoid wen this happens? Harry Houdini's are the best!

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03-31-2012 , 06:18 AM

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ReidLockhart

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I can't believe I just read this entire thread (totally worth it btw).

Anyway, I think there may be some confusion with the "standers" vs "sitters".

Can some "standers" please elaborate on how upright you're talking about standing? I don't think they're standing fully erect and just cramming the wad of TP into their crack. I think the "standers" are really just semi-squatting over the bowl like in the last yellow colored MS-Paint picture.

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10-08-2012 , 01:22 PM

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djle2

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I'm a sitter who bunches and wipes from behind mono directionally from front to back and looks.

I am going to probably change one thing by adding one extra wipe of back to front on the second to last wipe. I dont have much ass hair but this makes sense after reading this thread.

Thank you oot

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10-09-2012 , 01:12 AM

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Golfing_Stud

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Crap thread.

Only took 655 posts for it.

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10-09-2012 , 01:27 AM

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mutigers

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Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

180 degrees yo

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10-09-2012 , 02:17 AM

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ctyri

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Grunching a bit. Mind blown that some adult males stand to wipe. Thought only boys under 6 years old did this.

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10-09-2012 , 03:35 AM

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ChrisCrocker

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lol poor people who wipe their own filthy ass. I lay down and my maid spreads my cheeks before wiping it with a wet baby toilet paper and then a dry sheet of toilet paper that feels like silk. **** your double layer toilet paper, i use triple layer ones.

I'll ask her to take a pic of me laying down and her wiping my ass for 2p2 next time.

Last edited by ChrisCrocker; 10-09-2012 at 03:36 AM. Reason: also my toilet water flushes in reverse. balla

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10-09-2012 , 09:00 AM

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ChaseNutley26

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doesn't the wet wipe before the dry wipe cause flaking of the TP?

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10-09-2012 , 09:31 AM

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djle2

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What kind of bargain basement TP do you use that it flakes off when wet?

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01-21-2013 , 02:25 AM

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yeotaJMU

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so i had never read this thread and my mind just got blown

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01-21-2013 , 10:32 AM

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SuperUberBob

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A seeing-eye dog would clearly be the way to go.

Also, WTF @ people who stand when wiping. That's messed up. Even when I'm using a squatter, I stay in the squatting position while wiping.

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01-21-2013 , 10:51 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

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Grunch,

I've seen black toilet paper, that way you don't get any feedback at all even if you can see.

Really stupid imo

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01-22-2013 , 07:45 AM

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SuperUberBob

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Affirmative action toilet paper imo

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01-22-2013 , 09:08 AM

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ChaseNutley26

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How does the NAACP know when to stop wiping?

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01-22-2013 , 12:08 PM

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thekid345

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how do blind folks handle dingleberry's?

from urban

Dingleberry- "A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts"

Last edited by thekid345; 01-22-2013 at 12:28 PM.

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01-22-2013 , 01:48 PM

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ty71087

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Pretty clear standing must be the right way. I mean you are building muscle in your legs while literally dropping weight. Talk about healthy

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01-22-2013 , 03:51 PM

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spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by pokahjunkie

I have been teaching the blind for six years and have heard a lot of ridiculous questions, but never this one. Blindness does not make you stupid. Personally, I don't check out the paper as I'm wiping. I know if I wipe a few times I'm okay, not to mention you can tell when you are getting something there. Although I have never taught anyone who is blind to wipe there ass, I'm sure most know what they are doing. Just wipe like three times and you know you are covered. Most blind people who have had descent skills training (i.e. training in non-visual techniques and problem solving strategies-they are transferable across many situations and evironments) are very neat and hygenic. Sorry to rant but I hear **** like this all the time and it so obvious that poeples expectations of blind people are so low and unrealistic it is sad.

The two bold parts don't make sense.

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01-22-2013 , 07:54 PM

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Shoe Lace

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Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Can some "standers" please elaborate on how upright you're talking about standing? I don't think they're standing fully erect and just cramming the wad of TP into their crack. I think the "standers" are really just semi-squatting over the bowl like in the last yellow colored MS-Paint picture.

It looks something like this but bent legs aren't easy to draw. Just assume the subject is a human and not a centaur.

Spoiler:

Obviously there's a rotation of the head for inspection before the toiler paper departs.

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01-22-2013 , 08:40 PM

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saw7988

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Clicked on this thread for the first time and I cannot stop laughing at that picture.

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01-23-2013 , 12:58 AM

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Code 3

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It's like half chicken, half goat, half man.

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01-23-2013 , 01:03 AM

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Used2Play

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I bought a bidet two years ago to install on toilet. Love it and not looking back...

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01-23-2013 , 07:32 AM

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SuperUberBob

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I guess standing is the way they do it in Japan.

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01-23-2013 , 08:48 AM

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savatage

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I dont get the standing part. Your ass cheeks will clench together crushing and smearing the poo betweeen them. Seems -ev.

And wtf at not looking and having a set number of wipes. You dont realize that poo sometimes exploits your frequency and you have to adjust back