Needs love.

awesome

I don't remember exactly when this happened but I think it was 1997 or 1998. One of the major grocery store chains had an E. coli outbreak in their Snellville, GA store, eastern suburb of Atlanta. The problem was traced back to the women icing cakes in the pastry department. Long, fake fingernails were trapping fecal matter and they weren't getting their hands clean before decorating the cakes or wearing gloves evidently.

Also, don't eat the open after dinner mints sometimes left in bowls near check out desks in restaurants. They've been shown to be bacteria stations.

life tricks thread is thataway

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if this hasnt been ans yet you drop your ass a little lower and push against the seat. the seat will snug up above the anus and push from the back of the feces towards the entrance. kinda like pushing your car out of the garage.

Funniest thread title i have read

No I don't have but I do appreciate their sense of feelings.

omg best poast ever

ok i have 1 unusual toilet habit im willing to admit. i dont like using public restrooms to take a dump. when i do i always use the handicap stalls and hold onto the bars to allow myself to hover over the seat. kinda like the parallel bars in gymnastics.

also for those who need more explanation on the paper towel door issue watch this. a couple of local guys explain it.
http://youtu.be/sLAEg5aTXAE

is the sit down and stand up wipe just a territorial thing where the north americans sit down and wipe and the euros seems to stand?

lol bdiddy, I think only kids stand up. I remember kids, myself included, used to but then as one grows up they learn to stay sitting down. lol

I haven't read the whole thread so apologies if this has been mentioned, but there's a comedian named Jim Jefferies who touches on this very subject in one of his TV specials. It was pretty f'in hilarious.

read the thread there is an entire crew of stand up wipers and i have never heard of this before but it seems to me that it is a non north american thing to do

I am North American and I have been a stander my whole life

I must be wrong then

I'm a stander

First off, yes, I did create an account just to post in this ass-wiping thread.

Call me ignorant, but until browsing here - I never heard that many people do not use toilet paper and instead use water and their hands.

I realize you use soap to wash up afterward - how do you clean around and in your finger nails? I'm aware that you're not clawing at your butt, but I can't help but think some has to get in there.

Another question also comes to mind, how do people dry up afterward? Also, does water just fall off easily - or is there a problem of water running forward toward crotch area?

I'm not asking this question to be rude, I'm genuinely interested. While browsing the web I'm not finding these particular answers. From the looks of things, Indians (and others) get extremely defensive when the question even comes up. No matter how polite it's asked, it seems.


ps: In accordance to the thread - I am a sitting, side-wiper, front to back. Like many, I didn't realize sitting it much better until I was into my teens. Also, if I feel particularly dirty, I will wet TP and wipe with that after I'm finished (if at home typically).

lol

people who don't look at the toilet paper after wiping have to be trolling or complete morons who shouldn't be trusted to look after themselves

lol @ the amount of people in this thread alone that are walking around with **** stains on their butt

+1

+2 btw

Standing up is more beneficial IMO because you're wiping downwards which leaves little possibility for smearing **** all across your under 'chode' area.

Also I have a semi-hairy ass and notice it does take an annoyingly high amount of wipes to get rid of all the ****.

How stoned do you have to be to create a thread on 2p2 asking this question?

OP already stated this question came from a drinking game.

So I FYP

ohh aha ty sir lol

Thread is beyond awesome.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, I happened to have been left alone in a female friend's house after having taken a hit of acid. As fate would have it, I needed to drop the kids off at the pool. Afterwards, I naturally ripped off a long strand of toilet paper, folded it over twice, leaned and reached behind, wiped front to back (as any normal person would). At this moment, as often happens under the influence of LSD, I had a revelation: it would've been sooo much easier to wipe if my ass crack hadn't been so damn hairy.

This being a female's bathroom, she had some Nair sitting on top of the toilet's upper-deck. It struck me as a stroke of genius to Nair my ass, so that the next time I needed to wipe would be clean and smear-free. So I rub it all over my ass, wait a few minutes, and rinse it off. Most of the hair vanished, and I felt immensely comfortable wearing short shorts for the next week.

That is, until the butt-hair started to grow back. Let me tell you, friends, stubble in the crack is no picnic. For almost a month my ass was chafed as hell, and it was quite painful to even walk as the stubble did nothing but grind as my cheeks rubbed together with each step. And this is not to mention the itching. Needless to say, this was one of the most miserable months of my life.


Cliffs: Beware the Nair!