Those that are spending a considerable amount of time on the toilet and whiping beware. A few years ago I was finding it harder and harder to get my ass clean, and then it got worse. It was getting harder and harder to pass a **** at all. Straining, whiping, straining, whiping. I was getting to the point I had to go and soak in the bath half way thru to sort of get myself relaxed enough to go and finish my turd. I didn't know wtf was wrong and at one stage actually thought I might have been dying (if you don't **** you die).

Ended up my poor toilet habits had given myself a quite horrific case of hemmoroids and since i kept quiet about it for so long I ended up having to go for a full on arse-reconstruction surgery (hemmoroidectomy). Not much fun, the first post-surgery **** you have is basically thru an open wound and is one of the most horrifyingly painful experiences a man can have, and then realise you're gonna have to do it again tomorrow!

These days I'm a lot better and try to spend as little amount of time on the toilet as possible, if after a few whipes I think i might be there a while I bail out to the shower. I also have to really concentrate on eating enough fibre and drinking plenty of water and geting some exercise (don't spend too much time sitting on your ass). I would probably rather die than go through that operation and recovery again.

This is the first thread I read in this forum + This is one of the best threads...ever = you only get one chance at a first impression

ive learned so much by reading this thread. never knew there were so many variations.

i am a leansitter front to back

Yes. Everyone should do all this, not only those who have had ass reconstruction surgery.

WTF

Wasn't there some **** floating around in the bathwater?

I really hope I never have to get an ass reconstruction, sounds pretty rough man.

wow I think I might have this

o noes

I would wash off in the shower very quickly first.

Start taking a fibre supplement like Metamucil and eat lots of cereal and stuff.

You wipe til paper comes up white

Lmao!!

hahahahahah, are u serious?!

I'll throw my 2 wasteful comments in.

1. People saying that "standing" is messier and less effective because there is not as much surface area... I could never sit down to wipe or reach around, because they TP does not go deep enough into the arshole for me to feel satisfactorily clean. I just cannot get the leverage of actually pushing it in there, or ever feel safe that I have conducted a properly executed a waste management system.

Also I can use like 20-30 peices of toilet paper, and having to checking it would be quite bothersome and difficult from that position, I would be inclined to just stand. And I have tried wiping sitting down before (before this thread's lifespan) but moving my nuts, putting my hand precariously close to the toilet, and the difficulty of checking the result all put check-mark strikes against this.

If honestly its really messy (which is the only case I can see of the poo "moving around from standing) then often I will stand with a hand on my buttcheek to keep it open and keep from this occuring, but its rare.

ALso, I 90% of the time, will go get water from the sink (or use towelies) to make sure and absolutely 'pop and fresh' clean.

Lol @ you doing the pornstar gape to minimize the poop getting on your cheeks. This is the first time I've heard of someone using "the gape" for something coming out, rather than in accommodating something going in.

You need to see either a shrink or a butt doctor.

You lift one of your thighs off the seat and reach your butt from under it, Einstein.

Fibre supplements are LUDICROUS. Just eat some goddamn vegetables.

I wonder if there are as many different wiping philosophies among women as there seem to be amongst the men.

Are you seriously that defensive over asswiping. This kind of goes without saying that you have to lift a leg up to wipe this way (you know kind of often have to actually sit down to sh*t), but I why would I take advice from someone who's crying over an alternative way to wipe their ass.

Ok, you not ever using 20 pieces of toilet paper to wipe your ass, and in fact finding it boisterious, further confirms why I think your method is inefficient when it comes to actually double checking for product.

Hahaha what the junk are you on about XD Are you high or something?

LOL @ anyone who doesn't look at their toilet paper after wiping.

MY mind has officially been blown..



BACK TO FRONT WITH A NO LOOK? WTF

I am from the UK.

Before reading this thread I had no idea people sat down to wipe.

Yep. We also have these crazy things called "toothbrushes".

I sit/wipe front to back/don't look/have a clean *******

So my poop comes out really easily and quickly, without much effort typically... but a majority of the time I need to wipe 10ish times to get clean. I also have to **** sometimes thrice in a day, which leads to a sore bum. For the love of God, please tell me I'm not on the route to a hemmorhoidectomy.

BTW, front-to-back, standing, look every wipe (gotta know if it's gonna be a 1 wiper or a 10), wet wipe at the end. With my issues relayed above, I may attempt the El Diablo method to improve efficiency.

Even this tool didnt need 7 pages to figure out how inteligent people wipe their ass in 1 shot.

How do blind women apply makeup?