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01-25-2008, 07:52 PM
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by ROADHEAD
I can't believe all of this controversy about sitting or standing to wipe, I made a poll last year and got a * for it lol isn't that some ****. This was another drunken question asked and we called everyone we knew, and after a sample size of about 50 people we figured out that if you are over 6 ft. tall you stand to wipe.
p.s. why the **** do all these ****ting questions come about when me and the homies are drinking?
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i sit and i'm 6'5" must be an outlier
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01-25-2008, 07:59 PM
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#287
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by daryn
acceptable. most of the time though i'll pee standing and then sit to take the dump.
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wtf?
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01-25-2008, 07:59 PM
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#288
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adept
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: What you starin at I ain't a mirror
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Since we are on the topic of sharing our styles of taking a dump, does anyone else besides me get completely naked to ****. I even do this at friends houses. The only places I don't get naked are in public restrooms.
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01-25-2008, 08:00 PM
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#289
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
I'm going to try sitting down next time. Very apprehensive. I will never try back to front though. I don't want **** on my balls thank you.
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01-25-2008, 08:00 PM
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#290
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Fly: "Using paper towels to open the door is just barely less weird than the other **** in this thread" WTF ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS THAT IS SUPER ****ING STANDARD IN ANY PUBLIC/SEMI-PUBLIC BATHROOM SITUATION AND IT IS ****ING GROSS AS HELL TO TOUCH BATHROOM DOOR HANDLES WITH YOUR HAND (OBVIOUSLY IT IS PREFERABLE TO JUST NEVER TOUCH ANY DOOR HANDLES PERIOD).
NMN: "Standing up with still crouching is acceptable, standing up fully erect and then wiping is weird" Glad to see there are a few sane people contributing here. Yes, this is true, if people "stand" by remaining in the crouching position, but just slightly elevating their hips and ass from the toilet, that is perfectly fine, and that's something I do from time to time myself.
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01-25-2008, 08:01 PM
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#291
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by ROADHEAD
Since we are on the topic of sharing our styles of taking a dump, does anyone else besides me get completely naked to ****. I even do this at friends houses. The only places I don't get naked are in public restrooms.
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lolol this seems really weird, but before this thread i thought standing and wiping was really rare so i could be wrong again.
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01-25-2008, 08:02 PM
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#292
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I'm going to try sitting down next time. Very apprehensive. I will never try back to front though. I don't want **** on my balls thank you.
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i think u said u have a loose toilet, be careful as seat breakage is possible
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01-25-2008, 08:06 PM
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#293
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I'm going to try sitting down next time. Very apprehensive. I will never try back to front though. I don't want **** on my balls thank you.
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Whatever you do, don't try to go for the off-hand, lest ye spend the rest of your life covered in feces.
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01-25-2008, 08:08 PM
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#294
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
ok im adding to this set of very correct rules
Standing up to wipe, WTF.
Reaching down between your legs to wipe, WTF.
Wiping back to front, WTF.
Not washing your hands after, WTF.
Using paper towels to open doors, WTF.
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01-25-2008, 08:08 PM
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#295
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
pretty sure outside of 2+2 99% of ppl agree with the above
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01-25-2008, 08:10 PM
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#296
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Originally Posted by CheckRaise
i think u said u have a loose toilet, be careful as seat breakage is possible
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If haven't posted by 10am PT tomorrow, please send an ambulance to my house. Microbet and aladare know where I live.
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01-25-2008, 08:10 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
BPM,
Anyone who think using paper towels to open public restroom doors is WTF is a ****ing gross, disgusting, unsanitary moron. I mean, even restroom professionals understand this and now often place trashcans accordingly!
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01-25-2008, 08:12 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
All I can think is that the people who say that you will get crap on your sack if you reach between your legs or wipe back to front must have the same coordination of a retarded baboon. Just because you can't even wipe your own butt without making a mess doesn't mean everyone else can't.
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01-25-2008, 08:13 PM
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#299
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Bullet: paper towel + door in a public restroom is pretty darn close to standard nowadays.
Masked Man: Motion-sensor automatic doors FTW, although they always seemed to break down at the last job I had that had them in the restrooms, leaving you back at square 1.
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01-25-2008, 08:13 PM
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#300
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
What kind of degree do you need to be a restroom professional? Or is it one of those "details oriented with a go-getter mentality" kind of professions?
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