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Old 01-24-2008, 09:28 PM   #26
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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I gotta agree here.

Do some of your have a problem with your sense of touch in that region??


Wait, what? You finger your own bunghole to check if there's any left? That explains why some people wash their hands afterwords.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:29 PM   #27
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, apparently a great number of you people don't know how to properly clean themselves. At least I know LFS knows what he's doing.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:29 PM   #28
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Let's not get too far away from the fact that CR shaves his anus imo.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:30 PM   #29
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

fingertips - same way they know to turn the page
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:31 PM   #30
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

serious weirdo alert in this thread
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:31 PM   #31
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Wait, what? You finger your own bunghole to check if there's any left? That explains why some people wash their hands afterwords.
I know the difference between TP touching my ass and it touching doody. It's really not that complicated.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:31 PM   #32
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Perhaps they just wipe 3 or 4 times then jump in the shower (which is incidentally Howard Stern's anti-hemorrhoid method)
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:32 PM   #33
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:35 PM   #34
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I know the difference between TP touching my ass and it touching doody. It's really not that complicated.
ahhahaha omfg custom title please
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:37 PM   #35
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Thread needs a poll.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:37 PM   #36
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Guys, I'm blind and when I read some of your posts I was strongly offended.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:37 PM   #37
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hahhahha thread is almost on par with the Victor "pole" thread imo.

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Old 01-24-2008, 09:40 PM   #38
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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hahhahha thread is almost on par with the Victor "pole" thread imo.

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woa woa woa, lets not get carried away there. While this thread is pretty good, its nowhere even close to that level of awesomeness
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:42 PM   #39
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Alobar,

There are still many unanswered questions.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:43 PM   #40
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Alobar - haha yeah, you're probably right. Just reminded of the "pole" thread cause of the out of the gate responses of total astonishment hahhaaha

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Old 01-24-2008, 09:44 PM   #41
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Thread needs a pole.
Powitanie!
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:45 PM   #42
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I have a blind friend and for some reason he always smells like ****.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:45 PM   #43
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"There's always a frown when the paper is brown, there's always delight when the paper stays white"
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:45 PM   #44
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:47 PM   #45
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So many awesome replies and it's only been like ten minutes lol
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:48 PM   #46
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I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.
Then it ain't. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and your underwear.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:51 PM   #47
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I think some of you just like looking at your poo.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:56 PM   #48
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I guess blind people always have the good ol' itchy butt
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:57 PM   #49
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

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Old 01-24-2008, 09:57 PM   #50
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

so I actually turned to google to answer this question for real, and every blind person so far ive seen reply to this question has said "you just know"

so basically most blind people are walking around with **** stains
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