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Old 01-24-2008, 09:11 PM   #1
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

This is an honest question, does anyone have a blind friend or something with a good sense of humor that you could ask! This was asked during a drinking game where you have to keep asking questions without answering or laughing and this one killed me.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:12 PM   #2
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

They have a sense of smell?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:12 PM   #3
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:13 PM   #4
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:15 PM   #5
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

i guess they wipe a set # of times to hedge their bets.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:15 PM   #6
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:16 PM   #7
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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?
Thread suddenly has potential!
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:17 PM   #8
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:18 PM   #9
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I would like an honest answer to this question.

ummmm, perhaps looking at the paper and noting any discolorations?

This thread has a lot of potential.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:18 PM   #10
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Old 01-24-2008, 09:19 PM   #11
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

uh....yeah, check for blood? check for immaculate evacuation? I always look at my wipe. Don't want cruddy undies.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:19 PM   #12
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:21 PM   #13
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

The answer is helper monkeys imo.

Edit: Damn it, I should have said seeing eye dog stops licking.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:21 PM   #14
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Furthermore, has anyone looked into the differences between the presence of/lack of hair and the effect that has on the total number of wipes? I'm thinking I could probably save a lot of time on my routine.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:21 PM   #15
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"honey, could you proof read this for me."
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:21 PM   #16
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:22 PM   #17
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?
uhh look at the tp to ensure there are no poos left behind. doesn't everyone do this?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:22 PM   #18
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Taste.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:23 PM   #19
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Furthermore, has anyone looked into the differences between the presence of/lack of hair and the effect that has on the total number of wipes? I'm thinking I could probably save a lot of time on my routine.
shaving the ass crack helps a lot in reducing wipes (yes i've done this)
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:23 PM   #20
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:24 PM   #21
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?
I gotta agree here.

Do some of your have a problem with your sense of touch in that region??
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:24 PM   #22
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.
So you have a mirror handy?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:25 PM   #23
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I gotta agree here.

Do some of your have a problem with your sense of touch in that region??
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:26 PM   #24
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

hahahahahaha

forget about op, i wanna hear more from lfs
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:26 PM   #25
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