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If you're still on the East Coast USA, the most active Lender in the co-op currently for that location is Snoopy5.

To start the process you'll need to post in this thread why you need the money, how much money you are requesting and the planned timeframe for your payback.

These are the standard requirements for all new borrowers.

After you post the above info., private message Snoopy5 and he'll send you the specific details.

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06-06-2016 , 09:54 PM

#1578

Brock Landers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,368

I can confirm that Snoopy5 is a fair lender with decent rates. Just make sure you don't miss a payment

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06-06-2016 , 11:47 PM

#1579

ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

Is phil rizzuto and the money store still around?

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06-15-2016 , 02:54 PM

#1580

GsUpHoesDown

banned

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 16

Greetings,

I need an $800 loan because my unemployment checks are being withheld until I attend a "career center seminar". I need the money for bills and general expenses. I am scheduled to attend a career center seminar next week, and I anticipate being able to repay the loan by 7/1, if not earlier.

Edit: Location is Boston.

Thanks

Last edited by GsUpHoesDown; 06-15-2016 at 03:03 PM.

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06-15-2016 , 10:58 PM

#1581

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

Small loans were typically handled by nimadamus but he got banned a while back. Not sure who is picking up the small loans now. Prolly wiper. Hopefully he checks the thread sometime soon.

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06-16-2016 , 08:13 PM

#1582

Snoopy5

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 1,153

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Originally Posted by GsUpHoesDown

Greetings,

hey, sorry I didn't get a chance to respond to your pm before you were banned. btw, were you serious about the nuking Israel thing? anyways, got some sour news for ya: I took that last $800 and joined The Best Tout About's sports investment program for the rest of MLB. hit me up if the Giants win the ship this year.

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06-17-2016 , 11:44 PM

#1583

ChipWrecked

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 13,006

I put it all on the Cubs to gape MLB. Might need a loan in Nov.

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06-29-2016 , 07:10 AM

#1584

Ottawa

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 4

Does anyone know a lender in Canada ? I am in Ottawa, Ontario Canada

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06-29-2016 , 08:40 AM

#1585

Ottawa

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 4

Non-profit group that serves inner city youth - huge growth - solid revenue - inventory of assets - no debt - need help in financing purchase of more equipment or we have to turn kids away

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06-29-2016 , 09:31 AM

#1586

Ottawa

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 4

Cannot PM anyone - so - need someone to PM me - thanks

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06-29-2016 , 09:35 AM

#1587

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

Sounds like you need a better financial person and a relationship with a bank. With solid revenue and growth you should have no problem getting a real loan?

Do you have a bad history with banks?

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06-29-2016 , 09:45 AM

#1588

Brock Landers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,368

The non-profit thing is very concerning

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06-29-2016 , 12:07 PM

#1589

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 19,689

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Originally Posted by Ottawa

Non-profit group that serves inner city youth - huge growth - solid revenue - inventory of assets - no debt - need help in financing purchase of more equipment or we have to turn kids away

Fire the dead weight that posts anonymously in online forums for financial advice.

Dog door.

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06-29-2016 , 01:36 PM

#1590

Ottawa

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 4

Banks in Canada are prohibited from lending to non profit corps. We only Incorporated to be eligible for grants - lots of applications for grants have been submitted but 6 to 12 months before we would receive anything if successful - we are all volunteers

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06-29-2016 , 02:24 PM

#1591

tylertwo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 8,254

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Originally Posted by Ottawa

So, the good idea that you came up with is that you kind, thoughtful, giving youth workers should intersect with a bunch of kneecap breaking thugs and all of your financial problems will be solved? Interesting.

(Present company excluded, of course.)

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06-29-2016 , 02:27 PM

#1592

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

Yea, I mean I hope this isn't the first avenue you are exploring?

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06-30-2016 , 01:06 AM

#1593

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

Hopefully Gregorio will check in. He handles loansharking for Toronto so he might be amenable to handling an Ottawa area arrangement. And I'm pretty sure he has a soft spot for kids. Good luck.

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07-13-2016 , 07:18 AM

#1594

DonkJr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,325

Stop trying to provide competition for the many hardworking loan sharks in this thread!

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07-13-2016 , 11:03 AM

#1595

MarsMuzak

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,993

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Originally Posted by Ottawa

Banks in Canada are prohibited from lending to non profit corps. We only Incorporated to be eligible for grants - lots of applications for grants have been submitted but 6 to 12 months before we would receive anything if successful - we are all volunteers

LOL Canada.

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08-22-2016 , 09:49 AM

#1596

Jerzeeboi819

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 7

Hi, I'm in South Jersey near Philadelphia and right between Trenton and Camden. I'm looking for $5000. I missed some time from work due to caring for a family member and now I'm really behind on bills , rent,etc. I can repay biweekly or monthly $500 a month and willing to pay any interest. If someone can help me out please you'd be a lifesaver. Thanks

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08-22-2016 , 01:24 PM

#1597

Bode-ist

solidly average

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,797

send a PM to dids. he should be able to hook you up.

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08-22-2016 , 07:14 PM

#1598

Jerzeeboi819

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 7

Who's dids and how exactly do I send messages on here? Still trying to figure this site/forum out

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08-22-2016 , 07:16 PM

#1599

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

He's just messing with you. New accounts can't send PMs.

We get a lot of people in here who asking for loans, but most of them arent very serious, so it just kind of wastes everyones time. So we've taken to just messing with people who ask now.

How serious are you?

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08-22-2016 , 07:20 PM

#1600

Jerzeeboi819

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 7

I got you, I'm dead serious,i understand how serious and potentially dangerous these loans can be but I am 100%serious and hoping someone can help or put me at least in the right direction.

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