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Old 01-26-2009, 07:55 PM   #26
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Re: Funny things to write on a check memo

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Old 01-26-2009, 08:48 PM   #27
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"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."
this really is great
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:59 PM   #28
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:02 PM   #29
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A guy I won $100 or so playing golf from when I was a teenager had to write me a check for what he owed me. His line:

Blowjob- Swallowed
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:31 PM   #30
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Oddly enough, a few years ago one of my buddies wrote "Blowjobs" under the memo line and this dude cashed it. He never noticed and when my friend went to his online checking to see if the check was cashed he looked up the digital scan most banks do for checks now. The teller crossed out blowjobs himself. I couldn't help but imagine his face.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:37 PM   #31
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:51 PM   #32
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this thread almost makes me wish i owed someone money so i could send them a check
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:54 PM   #33
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Work in a bank and had someone wanting to cash a check that had "Blowjob" in the memo. Unfortunately it was through the drive-thru so laughs could not be shared with the patron.
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:04 AM   #34
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LOL... not sure i'd send this to a 'friend', but its still really funny imo.

but yeah, something like 'gay services from pablo' would be good too
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:19 AM   #35
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hahaha v. nice
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:26 AM   #36
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My old roommate used to write a lot of random **** in the memo field when he would write me checks.. . two of the funnier ones were "Anal Pleasure" and "Ancient Chinese Secret".
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:41 AM   #37
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A few yrs. ago a little 80 yr old lady brought this note to the cage at FW where I work. She actually went up to a guy i know who is a floor and asked him where she could get some money. Well on a piece of paper he wrote "this is a robbery, I want all your money" as a joke figuring she would just open it and throw it out. Turns out she never opened it and took it to the cage. Security or the undercover ST police were not to happy. Somhow he was never charged or fired but instead given a few days off unpaid.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:34 AM   #38
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^ am i super ****ed up, or does this story not make sense
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:34 AM   #39
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+ ancient chinese secret is a great one also
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:32 PM   #40
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lol great thread...
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Old 01-28-2009, 09:14 PM   #41
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#4 wins.

Best Escort Ever! is another good one.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:45 AM   #42
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^ am i super ****ed up, or does this story not make sense
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:53 AM   #43
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Oddly enough, a few years ago one of my buddies wrote "Blowjobs" under the memo line and this dude cashed it. He never noticed and when my friend went to his online checking to see if the check was cashed he looked up the digital scan most banks do for checks now. The teller crossed out blowjobs himself. I couldn't help but imagine his face.
lol, that's so awesome, I can just imagine the teller going "ugh, this idiot is going to get arrested for admitting to prostitution" *furiously crosses it out*

I like "ancient chinese secret' for something that isn't vulgar.

I didn't know what NAMBLA was until this thread, by the way...do most people, or is it just a high amount of NAMBLA members at 2+2?
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:57 AM   #44
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Re: Funny things to write on a check memo

1. Duct Tape, Rope and Infant

2. Making Her Disappear

3. Anal Beads

4. Puppy and Peanut Butter

5. Ammonium Nitrate and IED Directions

6. Death to Infidels

7. Abortion and Wire Hanger
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:00 AM   #45
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I had no idea there was so much shenanigans going on in these memo boxes.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:03 AM   #46
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I didn't know what NAMBLA was until this thread, by the way...do most people, or is it just a high amount of NAMBLA members at 2+2?
Howard Stern used to mess around with this NAMBLA freak, that's where
I heard about it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:28 AM   #47
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lol, that's so awesome, I can just imagine the teller going "ugh, this idiot is going to get arrested for admitting to prostitution" *furiously crosses it out*

I like "ancient chinese secret' for something that isn't vulgar.

I didn't know what NAMBLA was until this thread, by the way...do most people, or is it just a high amount of NAMBLA members at 2+2?
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:50 AM   #48
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Re: Funny things to write on a check memo

"This is a robbery">>>>>>>>"Nambla Dues"


Also, yes, that story about the casino(?) and the old lady makes absolutely no sense.

I need to write a friend a check in the near future. I will definitely do one of these.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:14 AM   #49
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I figured it was from South Park, actually. Don't watch it too much, though.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:21 AM   #50
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"This is a robbery">>>>>>>>"Nambla Dues"


Also, yes, that story about the casino(?) and the old lady makes absolutely no sense.

I need to write a friend a check in the near future. I will definitely do one of these.
This is a robbery. Also maybe "VOID."

The old lady story was hilarious.

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