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01-26-2009 , 04:30 PM

scrskull9

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So I lost a wager to a friend who lives in another state and have to send him a check. However, I want to write something embarassing and/or clever in the memo space so he gets a weird look when he deposits it.

Ideas?

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01-26-2009 , 04:31 PM

otnemem

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$500 for oral from ladyboy.

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01-26-2009 , 04:31 PM

econophile

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"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."

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01-26-2009 , 04:34 PM

TheRealIABoomer

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NAMBLA dues

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01-26-2009 , 04:36 PM

The 3rd Grifter

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

NAMBLA dues

Lock the thread...it can't get any better than post #4.

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01-26-2009 , 04:38 PM

Mike Gallo

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

NAMBLA dues

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01-26-2009 , 04:40 PM

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01-26-2009 , 05:13 PM

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01-26-2009 , 05:17 PM

Biosludge

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

NAMBLA dues

I laughed. Pretty hard.

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01-26-2009 , 05:21 PM

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Lazy Meatball

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he can always just scribble over the memo and cash it anyways. that's what my friend did when I wrote something like "u r gay" in the memo.

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01-26-2009 , 05:25 PM

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oddjob

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yah, i used to write "drugs" or "gay sex" when i loaned my brother a check, and he'd complain that he bank teller would give him dirty looks.

i just asked him why he didn't just mark it out.

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01-26-2009 , 05:26 PM

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Six70

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pokerstars.net

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01-26-2009 , 05:27 PM

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cookieb

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Originally Posted by oddjob

yah, i used to write "drugs" or "gay sex" when i loaned my brother a check, and he'd complain that he bank teller would give him dirty looks.

i just asked him why he didn't just mark it out.

Who goes inside a bank? Write whatever you want, friend will put it in ATM.

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01-26-2009 , 05:28 PM

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findingneema

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"Want to go out? xxx-xxx-xxxx"

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01-26-2009 , 05:29 PM

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Zoogs

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My buddy owed me some money one time and wrote "AWESOME SEX". I didnt even see it, went in to the bank, gave it to the cute teller, and she looked at it and started laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she showed me it. If i had any game at all i would have used it to try and ask her out.

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01-26-2009 , 05:34 PM

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TheCanoe

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Originally Posted by econophile

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this has to be the best one. Just make sure you write it as big as you can and put some stars around it

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01-26-2009 , 05:55 PM

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StrictlyStrategy

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

this has to be the best one. Just make sure you write it as big as you can and put some stars around it

this visual made me laugh. I go for this. Use red pen.

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01-26-2009 , 06:03 PM

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"Chump Change"

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01-26-2009 , 06:32 PM

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fredd-bird

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I have wrote 'Sexual favors' before, but 'NAMBLA dues' is good.

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01-26-2009 , 06:33 PM

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**** is NAMBLA?

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01-26-2009 , 06:36 PM

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north american marlon brando look-alikes.

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01-26-2009 , 06:37 PM

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01-26-2009 , 06:38 PM

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what's google?

Last edited by wiper; 01-26-2009 at 06:38 PM. Reason: solid response, bro..

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01-26-2009 , 07:14 PM

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Claunchy

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Originally Posted by StrictlyStrategy

north american marlon brando look-alikes.

lol

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01-26-2009 , 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wiper

**** is NAMBLA?

I found the answer for you

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