Funny things to write on a check memo - Page 2 - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment

Two Plus Two Forums 2+2 Communities Other Other Topics

Funny things to write on a check memo

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 2 of 3

1 2 3

Page 2 of 3

1 2 3

01-26-2009 , 07:55 PM

#26

All Father

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,912

nambla has to win

Quote

01-26-2009 , 08:48 PM

#27

RoundTower

ɹǝʍoʇpunoɹ

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 14,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by econophile

"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."

this really is great

Quote

01-26-2009 , 10:59 PM

#28

StrictlyStrategy

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 10,099

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fermion5

I found the answer for you

wow this is ****ing great I didn't know this site existed <3

Quote

01-26-2009 , 11:02 PM

#29

manbearpig

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,754

A guy I won $100 or so playing golf from when I was a teenager had to write me a check for what he owed me. His line:

Blowjob- Swallowed

Quote

01-26-2009 , 11:31 PM

#30

Muad'dib

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 27

Oddly enough, a few years ago one of my buddies wrote "Blowjobs" under the memo line and this dude cashed it. He never noticed and when my friend went to his online checking to see if the check was cashed he looked up the digital scan most banks do for checks now. The teller crossed out blowjobs himself. I couldn't help but imagine his face.

Quote

01-26-2009 , 11:37 PM

#31

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fermion5

I found the answer for you

A+

I got a little pissed off at first when it thought it was just a demo and I would have to go to google and type that crap myself. It was quite a relief to see that wasn't the case.

Quote

01-26-2009 , 11:51 PM

#32

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

this thread almost makes me wish i owed someone money so i could send them a check

Quote

01-26-2009 , 11:54 PM

#33

MikeyPatriot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,891

Work in a bank and had someone wanting to cash a check that had "Blowjob" in the memo. Unfortunately it was through the drive-thru so laughs could not be shared with the patron.

Quote

01-27-2009 , 01:04 AM

#34

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,704

Quote:

Originally Posted by econophile

"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."

LOL... not sure i'd send this to a 'friend', but its still really funny imo.

but yeah, something like 'gay services from pablo' would be good too

Quote

01-27-2009 , 01:19 AM

#35

mpkeezy

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,014

Quote:

Originally Posted by econophile

"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."

hahaha v. nice

Quote

01-27-2009 , 06:26 AM

#36

lgas

adept

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 896

My old roommate used to write a lot of random **** in the memo field when he would write me checks.. . two of the funnier ones were "Anal Pleasure" and "Ancient Chinese Secret".

Quote

01-27-2009 , 06:41 AM

#37

jh12547

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by econophile

"This is a robbery. Give me all your cash."

A few yrs. ago a little 80 yr old lady brought this note to the cage at FW where I work. She actually went up to a guy i know who is a floor and asked him where she could get some money. Well on a piece of paper he wrote "this is a robbery, I want all your money" as a joke figuring she would just open it and throw it out. Turns out she never opened it and took it to the cage. Security or the undercover ST police were not to happy. Somhow he was never charged or fired but instead given a few days off unpaid.

Quote

01-27-2009 , 07:34 AM

#38

mpkeezy

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,014

^ am i super ****ed up, or does this story not make sense

Quote

01-27-2009 , 07:34 AM

#39

mpkeezy

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,014

+ ancient chinese secret is a great one also

Quote

01-28-2009 , 07:32 PM

#40

Bearzilla

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7

lol great thread...

Quote

01-28-2009 , 09:14 PM

#41

NajdorfDefense

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 17,563

#4 wins.

Best Escort Ever! is another good one.

Quote

01-30-2009 , 01:45 AM

#42

TeneoVestri

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 260

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpkeezy

^ am i super ****ed up, or does this story not make sense

Quote

01-30-2009 , 01:53 AM

#43

General Tsao

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30,586

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'dib

lol, that's so awesome, I can just imagine the teller going "ugh, this idiot is going to get arrested for admitting to prostitution" *furiously crosses it out*

I like "ancient chinese secret' for something that isn't vulgar.

I didn't know what NAMBLA was until this thread, by the way...do most people, or is it just a high amount of NAMBLA members at 2+2?

Quote

01-30-2009 , 01:57 AM

#44

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

1. Duct Tape, Rope and Infant

2. Making Her Disappear

3. Anal Beads

4. Puppy and Peanut Butter

5. Ammonium Nitrate and IED Directions

6. Death to Infidels

7. Abortion and Wire Hanger

Quote

01-30-2009 , 02:00 AM

#45

wet work

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,259

I had no idea there was so much shenanigans going on in these memo boxes.

Quote

01-30-2009 , 02:03 AM

#46

wet work

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,259

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taso

I didn't know what NAMBLA was until this thread, by the way...do most people, or is it just a high amount of NAMBLA members at 2+2?

Howard Stern used to mess around with this NAMBLA freak, that's where
I heard about it.

Quote

01-30-2009 , 02:28 AM

#47

findingneema

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,759

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taso

Quote

01-30-2009 , 02:50 AM

#48

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

"This is a robbery">>>>>>>>"Nambla Dues"

Also, yes, that story about the casino(?) and the old lady makes absolutely no sense.

I need to write a friend a check in the near future. I will definitely do one of these.

Quote

01-30-2009 , 03:14 AM

#49

General Tsao

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30,586

I figured it was from South Park, actually. Don't watch it too much, though.

Quote

01-30-2009 , 03:21 AM

#50

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,094

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyWf

This is a robbery. Also maybe "VOID."

The old lady story was hilarious.

I'll be you're friend.

Last edited by Pawntificator; 01-30-2009 at 03:22 AM. Reason: free money

Quote

Page 2 of 3

First

1 2 3

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 2 of 3

First

1 2 3

Last