We had a teacher who was obsessed with clocks. He had a good hundred or so clocks in his classroom. He was also a teacher who would get extremely angry very quickly. One day this kid Rob hid in the classroom cupboard for half the period. About 20 minutes in he jumped out of the cupboard. this teacher literally screamed and got the biggest fright of his life. It was one of the funniest moments at school.

We had a very strange guy called Louis who was my history class. He was obsessed with nuclear war heads and would tell anyone who would listen all about them and how the threats from russia and n. korea were real. Naturally he was picked on a lot. He also got very angry at times. One day someone was winding him up in class. He completely lost the plot and starting throwing chairs at the tormentor. It was pretty funny.

The only funny moment at uni came one day when i was studying in the central library. Some guy came in wearing only his boxers and started yelling out "It's a joke, uni is a joke" He then proceeded to start knocking and throwing books off shelves. Security were called, he bolted up to a higher floor. About 5 minutes later he was escorted out by security and received a standing ovation from every student on the ground floor of the library.

On our campus we had this guy walking around naked every now and then. He was known as "naked Klaus". When he went to the students Café, he used to put a newspaper on the chair before sitting down. One day he came into our dormitory (300+ people), and someone called the police who sent two guys that searched our dorm for him. They eventually found him and detained him, while the whole dorm was at the windows cheering at him. Good times.

I had a mate who claimed he banged a chick on the school bus when he was 17.

We used to amongst our group of mates in first year college, randomly throw people in the river fully clothing. It was a filthy river as well. One guy was so strong we had to get like 10 guys, plus a rope to tie him up and get him in. Another guy barracked himself in his room when we tried to throw him in, so we ended up having to spray deodorant under his room to get him to come out.

Also remember people floating down the river dated on International Nude Day.

I knew a guy who in the first week of college would come home and smash up windows and damage property at the dorm. I believe he locked himself out of his room naked multiple times. He was having these long chats with the proctor after only 2 days. After about 4 days he was told "It was in his best interests" to leave so he did.

There was also a guy known as "the phantom" because no one ever saw him after the first week of uni. He would barrack himself in his room and apparently used to go out and buy food at night when everyone was asleep. No one ever saw him using the bathrooms and he never went to meals.

Also move this OOT

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I had a teacher who use to pinch boys bums. Not behind closed doors. It was like a punishment if you did something wrong.

I was at an all boys school.

I wonder how that would go today?

This kid Greg owed me $200 and went home for the weekend without paying me for the 3rd week in a row. The campus housing he lived in were like townhomes with a shared kitchen/living room space downstairs. I knew they regularly left that door unlocked. Late in the night that Saturday, about 3am, my two friends and I went over there and the door was open. I had one friend play lookout at the door and another around the corner of his building. I had planned this sweet revenge for hours, and under the influence of Jagermeister it was time to execute the plan.

I unplugged his microwave and sat it on the floor, door side up. I opened up the door and took a Jager-fueled dump in the microwave while my friend laughed hysterically with his face buried in a couch pillow. I used a kitchen towel to clean off and threw it in the sink, plugged in the microwave, set the timer to ten minutes and started it. We hauled ass, laughing harder than I ever have in my entire life.

By Monday morning that house was evacuated and the university had to move the 4 of them into different housing. I never did get that $200 from him.

In high school(1993) I was a TA as a Sr. and I had to take the TV back to the room that kept the TV's and stuff, they had the TV on a rolling cart and the TV was about 5 feet of the ground. I was going down hill and pushed it faster to get over a stick/twig, it didn't and the TV shot right off the stand and landed on the ground and broke on the inside, I hurried and lifted the tube TV back on the cart. I wheeled it to the room and never said a word until the teacher asked me a week later,someone saw what happened.

2 years earlier, same teacher, same class(Biology) a guy about 6'4" and 275 or so always had a broken foot, he was sitting down and his butt crack was showing so my friend tried to slide a penny down his crack, it was on his finger and he put his finger in the space between the guys pants and crack, it was sweaty so the penny stuck to his finger when he rapidy pulled his finger away. The guy got up and was just sliding the desks around trying to get my friend.

English class and we were discussing derivations of word roots and each time the professor gave a root he asked for examples. The root was "rect" and people said "direct" and "rectangle" and then some chick said "erection" which got some good laughs.

Then the professor, referring to the definition of the word, unwittingly said "well, it used to be more flexible" and the class lost it.