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02-05-2017 , 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chopstick
Why is SGT CAT getting canned chicken instead of the real thing?

#freeSGTCAT
Trust me, when I make something with chicken in it, he gets plenty.

And he loves the canned stuff as well, AFAIK it's the only thing he's touched since he got home.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Villian1
Sgt RJ,

I have renamed your cat The General. I hope that is OK.

Cheers!
Works for me.
02-06-2017 , 02:38 AM
I think I was talking about how my daughter is on the wrestling team. So, here's a girl wrestling story. She was wrestling, it was practice but what they call "hard wrestling" and her opponent stopped to tell her that her hair smelled really good.
02-06-2017 , 03:50 AM

Last edited by NhlNut; 02-06-2017 at 03:51 AM. Reason: Unless they were North-South
02-06-2017 , 09:46 PM
Is there a pillow thread?
02-07-2017 , 12:03 PM
Feel like this has been discussed before but I'm 100% in favor of old people only being allowed to run errands from like 9-11am and 2-5pm on weekdays. Went to my tailor to get a couple dress shirts done yesterday at lunch time and some obviously retired old bag was in there getting like five dresses fitted, oblivious to the line of actual working people with limited time in their day that formed behind her. ****. Off.
02-07-2017 , 12:06 PM
Henry? Is that you?
02-07-2017 , 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miajag
Feel like this has been discussed before but I'm 100% in favor of old people only being allowed to run errands from like 9-11am and 2-5pm on weekdays. Went to my tailor to get a couple dress shirts done yesterday at lunch time and some obviously retired old bag was in there getting like five dresses fitted, oblivious to the line of actual working people with limited time in their day that formed behind her. ****. Off.
Well, aren't you special.
02-07-2017 , 12:50 PM
02-07-2017 , 12:54 PM
old people hours are the absolute best time ever to get stuff done
02-07-2017 , 01:25 PM
"Evanger’s Dog and Cat Food announced the recall of five lots of its Hunk of Beef dog food Friday after the drug was detected in one lot of Hunk of Beef Au Jus, according to the*company’s website*and a U.S. Food and Drug Administration*news release.'"
http://ktla.com/2017/02/07/euthanasi...issues-recall/
02-07-2017 , 01:47 PM
Evanger's leadership seems like standup people: http://www.poisonedpets.com/owner-of...ibe-a-witness/
02-07-2017 , 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miajag
Feel like this has been discussed before but I'm 100% in favor of old people only being allowed to run errands from like 9-11am and 2-5pm on weekdays. Went to my tailor to get a couple dress shirts done yesterday at lunch time and some obviously retired old bag was in there getting like five dresses fitted, oblivious to the line of actual working people with limited time in their day that formed behind her. ****. Off.
Was this her?
02-07-2017 , 04:40 PM
someone with the license plate GEEZR (blue pickup, holla) almost got me killed a few weeks ago. had to pull a 180° into oncoming traffic like i was vin diesel. my jaw cratered the earth when i saw the plate.


Last edited by Tuma; 02-07-2017 at 04:58 PM.
02-07-2017 , 10:09 PM
Time to get a dash cam.

I live in a small town that is packed with retirees. You should see the Walmart parking lot - has like two dozen handicapped spots. So far I've been lucky traffic-wise. But if you have to wait in line behind any of them, holy crap. The worst manifestation is two women. I was at the movies, and waiting for these two to decide what kind of popcorn and soda to get, and then pay for it, holy **** the movie was half over before it was my turn.
02-07-2017 , 11:01 PM
i loathe oblivious old people and their bull****. but i can't really say peep because i know if i live to be 70 i'm going to be a completely intolerable bastard
02-08-2017 , 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LFS
Here's a window decal you don't see every day

LOL

prob one of the russian immigrants.
02-08-2017 , 06:10 PM
I don't get all the hatin on old people. I generally chat to them if I am in line and enjoy the conversation.
02-08-2017 , 06:20 PM
Chat to them. That sounds funny.
02-08-2017 , 06:25 PM
Chat with them? idk
02-08-2017 , 06:34 PM
Howard invited Didace and I over to his house for steaks. Didace has not responded. At this point, is it best to create a fake Didace account, like Didace_ or ImNotDids and reply on his behalf, accepting the invitation, then showing up with some random, since Howard does not know what Didace looks like, or should I just file a formal OOT grievance under the category Denied Steak?
02-08-2017 , 06:54 PM
Accept on his behalf, show up alone, get 2 steaks.
02-08-2017 , 07:03 PM
Take a tinder date who specifies she likes to eat meat.
02-08-2017 , 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rexx14
Take a Grinder date who specifies he likes to eat meat.
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02-08-2017 , 07:24 PM
MLYLT likes steaks, juss sayin'.
02-08-2017 , 07:25 PM
Chop,

I wouldn't over think it. Howard stood me up at the WPT at Live about a year ago. I still think he's a good guy though. You remain the only OOTer I have met.

Well except for SGT RJ but that's only because she deals cards. I don't think she knows who I am though.

      
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