Give me a break, people in their 50's and 60's were in their 20's when weed and coke were very popular and probably did their share.

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

Passed 3 drug tests for jobs with this back when I used to smoke regularly, its the ONLY way to be 100% sure. Only alternative is getting someone you trust 100% to be clean and use their pee. The piss cleaning solutions are all scams that only dillute your pee and may or may not work.

Get an old lady's urine and get diagnosed as menopausal. Tell them it was just an homage to Seinfeld.

Huge +1

Well if they think marijuana is no big deal, then why do they test for it?

make sure you don't eat a loaf of poppy seed bread before the test.

There just seem to be so many ways to fail by using someone else's piss. They could do a temperature test, you could spill it everywhere, they could do a saliva test instead, who knows. I think your best shot is to stop smoking weed immediately, start drinking tons of water, and take the cleanser as per the instructions. From what I know, even if you test "inconclusive" it's not considered a fail (some people just drink lots of water, eh?).

After their own youthful partaking, these codgers listened to a billion horror stories, news stories about how much "stronger" today's drugs are, and watched crack and meth epidemics sweep through whole neighborhoods. To them, it is nothing like back in their day, and they probably don't even admit to themselves they were once drug users.

I mean, they probably drove fast when they were teenagers, too, and that doesn't stop them from condemming the guy who passes them on the road.

perfecturine.com

OP- DO NOT DILUTE. SUBSTITUTE

Both options you gave are wrong. Telling him will get the offer revoked. Diluting doesn't work if ur a moderate or heavy smoker.

Buy this stuff called Agent X at any head shop or online.

Its a plastic bottle filled w/ synthetic clean urine, temperature strips, and hand warmers.
Follow all instructions


Extra tips: If it's Concentra medical thats testing you, that's good. They will ask you to empty your pockets, just don't take everything out, or put the bottle in ur back pocket and just take ur keys/wallet etc out in front of them. They won't search u or anything lol. Make sure the bottle is within temp range. At concentra it's 90-100 F if its outside of that ur fked.

I know what Im talking about. Ive failed every test ive diluted for. Ive passed every test ive subbed for. Im a heavy smoker.

If they test your blood or hair ur screwed (Possible if its a high paying union job). GL OP

+1 this looks like what I was talking about in my last post.

I was at a Hippie Festival last week and his guy was talking about a product at GNC that cleans out your system in 24 hours no matter how much you smoke. pm me if you want details

Where are you located op? If its a more tolerable state like cali, then jim probably has his medical card.

I actually don't think telling jim is that bad of an idea. It would probably look worse on his behalf if he vouched for you, then you fail a test for pot. I once failed a drug test (marijuana) and the boss told me i should have just told him, he could have delayed it, but there was nothing he could do now and had to fire me.

If you choose to try to beat the test by cleansing, there are some things you should know. Thc is stored in your bladder in fatty cells. Drinking copious amounts of water days in advance will do NOTHING. You must outnumber these fatty cells with water just hours before the test. Your urine will appear clear and "altered", to combat this take lots of vitamin b12 pills or eat a lot of red meat 24-48 hours before the test. This will keep your urine yellow. Never use your first pee of the day. Give "mid-stream" pee. The beginning of your pee will have more toxins in it.

Another thing to think about is getting clean urine and one of those heaters that you break apart and they stay warm for a couple hours. Put clean urine in a condom, wrap the heating pad around and duct tape to your thigh. You can do some experiments with water to make sure the heating pad gets it to the proper temp. I tried this years ago and the heating pad got it surprisingly close to desired temp.

Some places consider dilution equal to a positive. But they will generally allow a retest. So if he stopped smoking now and diluted like crazy it'd probably buy him some time.

When i was younger i was on probation for getting arrested with a quarter, and of course kept smoking. Had test and passed everytime. Get a clean friend. Get an afrin bottle. Get clean friend to piss in afrin bottle. Tuck afrin bottle under your nuts (gotta wear whitey-tighties that day). Worked everytime. Ive since quit smoking, so i cant comment on other cleansers. At the risk of getting flamed i will also suggest you quit smoking. Imagine if you dont get a great job in this economy because of this, etc. good luck