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Old 11-11-2008, 12:27 AM   #126
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

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If Cheryl turns out to be hot I think I deserve something for suggesting this idea
How do we work this into the high school / street singing / lovers / world melting scenario?
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:03 AM   #127
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

Maybe I could be like the guy who kills the singing people at the end in the movie that starred Cameron Diaz
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:11 AM   #128
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how did you find a picture of her???? lol enlighten me
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:10 PM   #129
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

ahhhh, my caffeinated angel wrote me back

"Dear Daniel,

I found your story to be very touching. I am sorry to hear about your Dad. I know Austin very well and I can imagine how nice that day probably was.

If you want to send me your address, I would love to send you some Wiiings, maybe then you can fly back to those good old fishing days!

Soaring regards,

Cheryl
Red Bull North America
www.redbullusa.com"


to which I replied

"Cheryl,

That's very sweet of you. I fear if I had wiiiings though I might use them to fly too close to the sun, plus how do I know you aren't some crazed internet stalker? How about instead you share with me a memory, maybe one involving how you know Austin so well.

warmly,

Daniel"
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:15 PM   #130
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

Nice work!

In my experience, regardless of the context, using the phrase "internet stalker" is counterproductive.

Soaring regards,

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Old 11-12-2008, 07:23 PM   #131
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

This is absurd. I feel like a bitch having to keep resorting to **** blocking but until I sway the battle in my favor I will continue to fight dirty.

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Old 11-12-2008, 07:30 PM   #132
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:37 PM   #133
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I don't know what you're sadfacing about alobar.. my last attempt only served to drive her directly into your arms.
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Old 11-12-2008, 10:30 PM   #134
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

if you give your address you're gonna get a ton of awesome coupons.

and possibly a hand-written note. she might be afraid to continue the convo via her work email, and is it possible she does not see your e-mail address through whatever software customer service reps get??
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Old 11-12-2008, 11:29 PM   #135
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

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That's very sweet of you. I fear if I had wiiiings though I might use them to fly too close to the sun, plus how do I know you aren't some crazed internet stalker?
Interesting strategy, Cotton. Hopefully that doesn't scare her off.
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Old 11-12-2008, 11:35 PM   #136
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

The 'how do i know you're not some crazed internet stalker' is ****ing gold and I don't know what you're all getting iffy about. It is a perfectly placed and executed e-neg.

Also based on her picture whats the o/u %chance she gets the Icarus reference?
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:07 AM   #137
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

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The 'how do i know you're not some crazed internet stalker' is ****ing gold and I don't know what you're all getting iffy about. It is a perfectly placed and executed e-neg.

Also based on her picture whats the o/u %chance she gets the Icarus reference?
pretty likely she gets the reference, imo.

And the stalker line is top notch
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:17 AM   #138
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Would a girl that hot really be looking for love emailing with randoms through her job as a customer service rep? SIF IM(unfortunate)O
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Old 11-13-2008, 06:34 AM   #139
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

TIEdup, I imagine it makes the day go faster. What else exactly would a red bull rep do during the day?

Also, I don't appreciate your skepticism! But I guess I won't have to deal with it for much longer.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:10 PM   #140
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I am crushed to find you are exchanging witty banter with Daniel and I haven't heard a peep! He didn't give you the fishing story did he? He used the same line on the consumer rep at Coca-Cola. He even used it on the receptionist at Skittles! At least I am truly interested in YOU as a person -- He's just interested in crossing another brand off his list.

Use your wiiings and get out of there!

Yours,

Jordan
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:15 PM   #141
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I hate you
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:20 PM   #142
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lol i've been rooting for you this whole time but that was awesome
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:23 PM   #143
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the ultimate C-block
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:23 PM   #144
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JL: nicely done.
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:19 PM   #145
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

I'm going to have to sign off on hating JL. Come on, man, why you gotta **** with my boy's **** like that? The fishing story- dope. The internet stalker line- gold. The "tell me about yourself" stuff- gorgeous.

I mean, the Skittles line is illness, but you're blowing the whole game.
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Old 11-16-2008, 05:06 PM   #146
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Re: The different Color dots on the bottom of Redbull cans

lol this is great, at the bare minimum you should get a free crate of red bull!

then you can test the colored dots for yourself!
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Old 11-16-2008, 05:23 PM   #147
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man Im so glad I opened this thread

awesome work alobar
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Old 11-16-2008, 06:48 PM   #148
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try mixing vodka with coffee
haha yeah no one knows about that

vodka and coffee=speed as hard as adderall
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:10 PM   #149
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Sorry Alobar, I have to root for JL now
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Old 11-19-2008, 10:42 PM   #150
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This thread should not die, I have laught like an idiot for a while.

The cyber-stalker line was absolute gold.
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