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10-28-2008 , 11:24 PM
it took me 5 redbulls to write a 20 page research paper in 6 hours
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10-28-2008 , 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Freakin
if the store stored them upside down like they're supposed to then this wouldn't be an issue...
omg
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10-29-2008 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by garcia1000
If Cheryl turns out to be hot I think I deserve something for suggesting this idea
When the magic finally happens between us, Ill make her call me garcia a couple times
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10-29-2008 , 01:15 AM
guys I hate to say this,

but I banged Cheryl in the spring at PibbCon '06 (Mr. Pibb's bi-annual beverage convention in Dallas). It was one of the most forgettable nights I've ever spent in a La Quinta. And when I went back to PibbCon this year, I saw her with a beefy bald italian guy on her arm and a rock on her finger. I think she's playing you all for suckers.
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10-29-2008 , 04:32 AM
lmao, pibbcon ftw
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10-29-2008 , 09:51 AM
Wow. PibbCon. I've never been able to get a pass to get into PibbCon. I don't care how fat she is, I WILL BE AT PIBB>CON '09
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10-29-2008 , 11:24 AM
F cowbell. More Cheryl.
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11-10-2008 , 09:34 AM
This thread does not belong on page 9. Alobar - this chick is totally playing us. I've never been awaiting a reply from a girl so eagerly. She's got sick game.
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11-10-2008 , 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JL514
This thread does not belong on page 9. Alobar - this chick is totally playing us. I've never been awaiting a reply from a girl so eagerly. She's got sick game.
Indded. She plays hard to get with the best of them. I wrote her back. I decided to drastically alter my approach.


"Cheryl,

I remember I went fishing with my dad one time. It was June. It was Texas. It was hot. The sun finally went down, and the night air was alive with the sounds of insects. I asked my dad what the meaning of life was. He told me there wasn't one. He had cancer. I caught two fish that night, when I released them back into the water I strained to watch the ripple of their return home spread all the way across the inky blackness of the river. My dad caught three fish. He threw them into the bushes. I remember staring at the sky, speckled by light millions of years old. I remember listening to the sounds that came from the bushes and thinking about what my dad had said. I remember that was the first time I ever had a beer with my dad. I remember those were the only words we had shared all night. My dad died two days later. He choked on a chicken bone at a famous BBQ just outside of Austin. I never went to the funeral. I was on an airplane destined for a distant continent, hallucinating from a reaction to anti malaria pills. I didn't have a vision of my father, I thought I was in the belly of a giant worm that was digging its way through the earth. I wonder if things would have been different if instead of a beer, we had shared a redbull.

Daniel"


I also found a picture of her online


yum yum.
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11-10-2008 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
Indded. She plays hard to get with the best of them. I wrote her back. I decided to drastically alter my approach.


"Cheryl,

I remember I went fishing with my dad one time. It was June. It was Texas. It was hot. The sun finally went down, and the night air was alive with the sounds of insects. I asked my dad what the meaning of life was. He told me there wasn't one. He had cancer. I caught two fish that night, when I released them back into the water I strained to watch the ripple of their return home spread all the way across the inky blackness of the river. My dad caught three fish. He threw them into the bushes. I remember staring at the sky, speckled by light millions of years old. I remember listening to the sounds that came from the bushes and thinking about what my dad had said. I remember that was the first time I ever had a beer with my dad. I remember those were the only words we had shared all night. My dad died two days later. He choked on a chicken bone at a famous BBQ just outside of Austin. I never went to the funeral. I was on an airplane destined for a distant continent, hallucinating from a reaction to anti malaria pills. I didn't have a vision of my father, I thought I was in the belly of a giant worm that was digging its way through the earth. I wonder if things would have been different if instead of a beer, we had shared a redbull.

Daniel"


I also found a picture of her online


yum yum.
lol, epic. that is awesome.

also, cheryl is hot, even by OOT standards.

On a side note, if terrible high school dramedy movies have taught me anything, it's that you avoid putting anything in this thread that she'll find out about later. You'll be getting ready for the prom and show up at her house, and she'll say "WTF, you were stalking me and posting pictures of me on the internet before we even met?" then everything is ruined, even though you planned on telling her the whole thing later that night.
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11-10-2008 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Freakin
On a side note, if terrible high school dramedy movies have taught me anything, it's that you avoid putting anything in this thread that she'll find out about later. You'll be getting ready for the prom and show up at her house, and she'll say "WTF, you were stalking me and posting pictures of me on the internet before we even met?" then everything is ruined, even though you planned on telling her the whole thing later that night.
yeah, but after she slaps me and goes off with the school ahole to bang in his hotel room out of vengeance, I get a pep talk from her best friend whos not so secretly in love with her, then I get to witness a sweet montage scene about how much we've grown as people and how our love has blossomed, then I get a to go kick in the door to their hotel room, only to find that she punched him out, then I get to run through the streets of her neighborhood screaming her name, and upon finding her, after we exchange some witty dialogue, we get to embrace passionately and know the world is right.

sounds pretty sweet to me!!!
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11-10-2008 , 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
yeah, but after she slaps me and goes off with the school ahole to bang in his hotel room out of vengeance, I get a pep talk from her best friend whos not so secretly in love with her, then I get to witness a sweet montage scene about how much we've grown as people and how our love has blossomed, then I get a to go kick in the door to their hotel room, only to find that she punched him out, then I get to run through the streets of her neighborhood screaming her name, and upon finding her, after we exchange some witty dialogue, we get to embrace passionately and know the world is right.

sounds pretty sweet to me!!!
I can't believe that a ******ed thread about the colour of dots on Redbull cans is going to end in true love. It's fate for you Alobar.
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11-10-2008 , 03:05 PM
No way that is her.

And damn the ****ing fish story. I need to step my game up.
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11-10-2008 , 03:10 PM
Oh god. Confirmed. It is her. Wow.
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11-10-2008 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
yeah, but after she slaps me and goes off with the school ahole to bang in his hotel room out of vengeance, I get a pep talk from her best friend whos not so secretly in love with her, then I get to witness a sweet montage scene about how much we've grown as people and how our love has blossomed, then I get a to go kick in the door to their hotel room, only to find that she punched him out, then I get to run through the streets of her neighborhood screaming her name, and upon finding her, after we exchange some witty dialogue, we get to embrace passionately and know the world is right.

sounds pretty sweet to me!!!
It's a lot sweeter if its raining outside.
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11-10-2008 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JL514
Oh god. Confirmed. It is her. Wow.

How'd you confirm?
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11-10-2008 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MuresanForMVP
How'd you confirm?
I told him where to go to find it
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11-10-2008 , 03:16 PM
Alobar provided me with evidence. Irrefutable imo,
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11-10-2008 , 05:26 PM
That story reminds me of the one they used in Friends when Joey/Ross are desperate to hook up...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HguzO9KmHBU

Anyone got any other good stories?
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11-10-2008 , 06:27 PM
OMG thread delivered way more than expected
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11-10-2008 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Are you agitating my dots?
Amazing. Thank you.
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11-10-2008 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
This is exactly why we shouldn't lock crappy threads.
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I just fapped it to Cheryl's email
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Originally Posted by garcia1000
Alobar, usually girls named Cheryl are pretty hot in my experience. You are totally lucky to have a hot girl reply to you in an e-mail!
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Originally Posted by JL514
And +1 for Cheryl's being hot.

With today's turn of events... QFT
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11-10-2008 , 09:28 PM
wow, how did I miss this thread? Alobar and JL - A+++++++++++ Awesome entertainment.

OP, you're an idiot.
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11-10-2008 , 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
yeah, but after she slaps me and goes off with the school ahole to bang in his hotel room out of vengeance, I get a pep talk from her best friend whos not so secretly in love with her, then I get to witness a sweet montage scene about how much we've grown as people and how our love has blossomed, then I get a to go kick in the door to their hotel room, only to find that she punched him out, then I get to run through the streets of her neighborhood screaming her name, and upon finding her, after we exchange some witty dialogue, we get to embrace passionately and know the world is right.

sounds pretty sweet to me!!!
no ****, really? I guess I should stop turning off those movies before the end.

I can't wait to tell Cheryl about this thread. I love playing matchmaker. Let me know when prom night is so I can time it just right.
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11-10-2008 , 11:08 PM
This development has exciting implications!
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