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How do we work this into the high school / street singing / lovers / world melting scenario?

Maybe I could be like the guy who kills the singing people at the end in the movie that starred Cameron Diaz

how did you find a picture of her???? lol enlighten me

ahhhh, my caffeinated angel wrote me back

"Dear Daniel,

I found your story to be very touching. I am sorry to hear about your Dad. I know Austin very well and I can imagine how nice that day probably was.

If you want to send me your address, I would love to send you some Wiiings, maybe then you can fly back to those good old fishing days!

Soaring regards,

Cheryl
Red Bull North America
www.redbullusa.com"


to which I replied

"Cheryl,

That's very sweet of you. I fear if I had wiiiings though I might use them to fly too close to the sun, plus how do I know you aren't some crazed internet stalker? How about instead you share with me a memory, maybe one involving how you know Austin so well.

warmly,

Daniel"

Nice work!

In my experience, regardless of the context, using the phrase "internet stalker" is counterproductive.

Soaring regards,

Calda

This is absurd. I feel like a bitch having to keep resorting to **** blocking but until I sway the battle in my favor I will continue to fight dirty.

I don't know what you're sadfacing about alobar.. my last attempt only served to drive her directly into your arms.

if you give your address you're gonna get a ton of awesome coupons.

and possibly a hand-written note. she might be afraid to continue the convo via her work email, and is it possible she does not see your e-mail address through whatever software customer service reps get??

Interesting strategy, Cotton. Hopefully that doesn't scare her off.

The 'how do i know you're not some crazed internet stalker' is ****ing gold and I don't know what you're all getting iffy about. It is a perfectly placed and executed e-neg.

Also based on her picture whats the o/u %chance she gets the Icarus reference?

pretty likely she gets the reference, imo.

And the stalker line is top notch

Would a girl that hot really be looking for love emailing with randoms through her job as a customer service rep? SIF IM(unfortunate)O

TIEdup, I imagine it makes the day go faster. What else exactly would a red bull rep do during the day?

Also, I don't appreciate your skepticism! But I guess I won't have to deal with it for much longer.

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I hate you

lol i've been rooting for you this whole time but that was awesome

the ultimate C-block

JL: nicely done.

I'm going to have to sign off on hating JL. Come on, man, why you gotta **** with my boy's **** like that? The fishing story- dope. The internet stalker line- gold. The "tell me about yourself" stuff- gorgeous.

I mean, the Skittles line is illness, but you're blowing the whole game.

lol this is great, at the bare minimum you should get a free crate of red bull!

then you can test the colored dots for yourself!

man Im so glad I opened this thread

awesome work alobar

haha yeah no one knows about that

vodka and coffee=speed as hard as adderall

Sorry Alobar, I have to root for JL now