The first, as I posted about a while ago, is that the dialog is made to rhyme.
The second is, the "guy struggling in the dark" is the worst. Make sure to watch it until the very end to see Captain Spatial-Unawareness with the classic "Who put that end-table there?" middle of the night move that we've all had happen to us.
Apparently 1/10 lumen right next to your outlets lets you go from "Ray Charles in an unfamiliar room" to speedwalking around all obstacles.
This woman's house has just been broken into, and she's very shaken and scared when she calls the "other" security company, who almost instantly says something like, "Wrong department!" before putting her on hold again, complete with elevator music. Now, would ANY security company be that callous with a traumatized prospective customer, even if she did reach the wrong department by mistake?
This woman's house has just been broken into, and she's very shaken and scared when she calls the "other" security company, who almost instantly says something like, "Wrong department!" before putting her on hold again, complete with elevator music. Now, would ANY security company be that callous with a traumatized prospective customer, even if she did reach the wrong department by mistake?
Are you serious? Have you ever, like, used a phone to contact a big company before?
Ha, I thought that person might have been trolling me or something. The problem is the CS person never mentions if they are even a security company or not, who is she calling? Should the rep be like, "Ohhh, I'm so sorry. Would you like me to guide you through how to look up phone numbers?"
There's another audio commercial on Pandora that bothers me. It's an American Family Insurance one. There's a guy playing acoustic guitar and singing and the voiceover says, "Alex [Last Name] is a street musician and dreams of having his music heard by everyone." The thing is, he's playing a recognizable Bill Withers song, so much for "his music." I hope AFI knows they have to pay royalties for that.
Has anyone else checked out the Snyder's Pretzel Lady ?
To me she appears to be the Pretzel Dominatrix with a bad wig and an even odder voice. She is trying to be the Domme MILF or something and it just doesn't do it for me.
Also, an honorable mention goes to any drug related commercial where, at the end of the commercial when the voiceover guy is rattling off the disclaimers, they say "Don't take (drugName) if you are allergic to (drugName)."
Really. That's how far we've come as a society. People a couple hundred years ago would have killed to understand how allergies work, but today we can't even be trusted to not ingest things that we know we are allergic to. I'm pretty sure the total wisdom of humanity is a fixed quantity, and the more humans there are, the thinner it is spread.