I mean, people wouldn't have posted it on the internet and I would never have seen it if it was just a normal quality commercial.

The Audi this guy wants to drive is a lot more inconspicuous than the Lexus the witness protection people want to give him.

This tilts me on two levels:

The first, as I posted about a while ago, is that the dialog is made to rhyme.

The second is, the "guy struggling in the dark" is the worst. Make sure to watch it until the very end to see Captain Spatial-Unawareness with the classic "Who put that end-table there?" middle of the night move that we've all had happen to us.

Apparently 1/10 lumen right next to your outlets lets you go from "Ray Charles in an unfamiliar room" to speedwalking around all obstacles.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXE9EelUjT0

I LOL'd at the guy walking into stuff.

Seems like an awesome invention tho

This woman's house has just been broken into, and she's very shaken and scared when she calls the "other" security company, who almost instantly says something like, "Wrong department!" before putting her on hold again, complete with elevator music. Now, would ANY security company be that callous with a traumatized prospective customer, even if she did reach the wrong department by mistake?

"Uh, I'm bathing the children right now." - woman in Ring commercial. Really authentic dialogue there. ... No one talks like that.

Plus if the intruder is some sicko that's not exactly going to deter him.

Are you serious? Have you ever, like, used a phone to contact a big company before?

Ha, I thought that person might have been trolling me or something. The problem is the CS person never mentions if they are even a security company or not, who is she calling? Should the rep be like, "Ohhh, I'm so sorry. Would you like me to guide you through how to look up phone numbers?"

There's another audio commercial on Pandora that bothers me. It's an American Family Insurance one. There's a guy playing acoustic guitar and singing and the voiceover says, "Alex [Last Name] is a street musician and dreams of having his music heard by everyone." The thing is, he's playing a recognizable Bill Withers song, so much for "his music." I hope AFI knows they have to pay royalties for that.

I still think it's remarkable that you even consider they called a non security company.

Has anyone else checked out the Snyder's Pretzel Lady ?

To me she appears to be the Pretzel Dominatrix with a bad wig and an even odder voice. She is trying to be the Domme MILF or something and it just doesn't do it for me.

Anyone ?????


Pretzels Baby !!!

My kids are not autotrophs you morons!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of freedom, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

MURICA

I like it! As long as you have a functioning car and functioning payment card you can go whereever the **** you want when you want in MURRICA!

Any of the new Geico Emergency Roadside Assistance commercials, but this one is by far the worst:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T4NkTQjh44


Also, an honorable mention goes to any drug related commercial where, at the end of the commercial when the voiceover guy is rattling off the disclaimers, they say "Don't take (drugName) if you are allergic to (drugName)."

Really. That's how far we've come as a society. People a couple hundred years ago would have killed to understand how allergies work, but today we can't even be trusted to not ingest things that we know we are allergic to. I'm pretty sure the total wisdom of humanity is a fixed quantity, and the more humans there are, the thinner it is spread.

PC MATIC

I can no longer physically endure this commercial

HOLLAR DOT COM

This song is so catchy. It's like crack for my ears.

I don't understand the premise. Do you search for "ugly yellow dress" and "shiny silver shoes"?

Yes, and then it pulls up the exact match in 3 seconds and BOOM! you just stole some chick's fashion sense. Your life is now complete.

Any commercial that mentions "wicking away moisture"

These new "oil is hip" ads

They've got a point: