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12-03-2014 , 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by EnglishLad72
The Microsoft Surface commercial that runs a thousand times during football. So the guy wants to switch from a MacBook to a Surface because it has a touch screen


IT'S GOT A USB
I hate this commercial.
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12-03-2014 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by sba9630
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Thanks.
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12-03-2014 , 08:50 PM
I'm at my breaking point with this commercial

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12-03-2014 , 10:04 PM
lol I have a friend that works as a developer for vistaprint. Now I have some ammunition to give him some ****
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12-04-2014 , 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Those NFL shop commercials where they talk about how a Vikings family becomes a Vikings Bengals Steelers blah blah family.

And the reasons for some of the new teams coming into the family is **** like our son moved to Pittsburgh so even though he was raised a Vikings fan of course now he roots for the Steelers.

THAT'S NOT HOW REAL SPORTS FANS OPERATE YOU IGNORANT ****S!

You'd think the NFL would know that.
I just saw this commercial a couple of days ago, and I swear it made me want to throw my TV out the damn window.
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12-04-2014 , 01:27 AM
Any commercial that attempts to use logic and reason instead of trying to brainwash me
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12-04-2014 , 02:38 AM
frog protection still funny erry time
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12-05-2014 , 08:47 PM
"Looks like the Garcias got a new car..."

Just noticed that this leads to *binoculars* being casually produced and employed without comment, as if it ain't no thang to zoom in on your neighbors to the point where said 2-eyed telescope is just within easy reach of your window and not even in a cupboard or anything. Creepy tilts me.

Speaking of which, the Cree lightbulb ads. You know what's wrong with other lighbulb ad campaigns? They're totally not creepy enough. Where's the future dystopia? Where is the lurking terror? Can no one else give me even a mild concern or sense of dread about being in the same room alone with their lightbulb, particularly naked? Finally, someone who gets it!
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12-05-2014 , 09:06 PM
there's a billboard in my town that says:

WIGGER LAW FIRM

The Name You Know.

A Name You Can Trust
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12-08-2014 , 01:06 AM
About the last thing that is going to cross my mind when I am out gathering firewood is this...

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12-09-2014 , 08:31 AM
New AT&T IT guys commercial is the worst commercial on tv right now. Good job picking the most overplayed song of all time which was completely played out like 6 months ago. "Let it wash over you like a warm bath"--that's your hilarious Indian guy punch line, really? How is that supposed to be funny at all. God I hate everything about those commercials.
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12-09-2014 , 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by EvalEvan
New AT&T IT guys commercial is the worst commercial on tv right now. Good job picking the most overplayed song of all time which was completely played out like 6 months ago. "Let it wash over you like a warm bath"--that's your hilarious Indian guy punch line, really? How is that supposed to be funny at all. God I hate everything about those commercials.

I'd love to see them both sucker punched in the face.

I'd approve of that AT&T commercial.
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12-09-2014 , 10:58 AM
We're gunna need a bigger fork
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12-09-2014 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
About the last thing that is going to cross my mind when I am out gathering firewood is this...

God I hate this

Things that just make my blood boil

1. How the **** does the dude know this bird should not be there??
2. The douche-bag couple race out the door to save the bird even though by the end of the commercial they drive hundreds of miles. Like what the bird was going to die in hour or something?
3. They start somewhere up north. Montana, Colorado?? Who knows
4. They drive though Nebraska and then on to Texas!!! According to the highway signs. So what you wasted how many gallons of gas to save a bird that has a 2-3 year like span?
5. What normal couple who owns an house can take off to save a bird for days just on a whim? What a damn waste of time and money

This is almost as bad as the stupid Prius car wash commercial. ****ing white-people first world problems.
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12-09-2014 , 05:37 PM
Birds migrate. At the beginning of the commercial guy in cold weather carrying fire wood realizes the bird has no flock. They're trying to catch up to the bird's migrating flock. I like the Jake Bugg song in the commercial.
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12-09-2014 , 06:30 PM
You missed the most important part. The fact that he saw the bird, ran inside to get a shoebox with the idea of capturing it. The bird is still there and is captured by a dude in a shoebox.
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12-09-2014 , 06:38 PM
Bird is obviously too stupid to fly away. It lost its flock after all.
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12-09-2014 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
You missed the most important part. The fact that he saw the bird, ran inside to get a shoebox with the idea of capturing it. The bird is still there and is captured by a dude in a shoebox.
But the bird was cold and wet. It's common knowledge that birds can't move when they're cold and wet. No need to show the actual capture.
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12-10-2014 , 12:36 AM
1877KARSFORKIDS is easily the worst commercial on tv right now
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12-10-2014 , 02:41 AM


I winced every time this one came on.
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12-10-2014 , 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Those NFL shop commercials where they talk about how a Vikings family becomes a Vikings Bengals Steelers blah blah family.

And the reasons for some of the new teams coming into the family is **** like our son moved to Pittsburgh so even though he was raised a Vikings fan of course now he roots for the Steelers.

THAT'S NOT HOW REAL SPORTS FANS OPERATE YOU IGNORANT ****S!

You'd think the NFL would know that.
One son moves to Pittsburgh and becomes a Steelers fan because he really likes a rapist. Another son meets a girl who is an Eagles fan and thus also becomes and Eagles fan because he's the most bitchmade male ever. This couple then raise their infant and toddler as Bengals fans. Their daughter meets Emmitt Smith and becomes a Cowboys fan because he played for that team for almost half of his career before she was even born. etc

The commercial offends me as a Vikings fan.

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
You missed the most important part. The fact that he saw the bird, ran inside to get a shoebox with the idea of capturing it. The bird is still there and is captured by a dude in a shoebox.
How long can a bird survive in a shoebox? That bird is gonna have horrible PTSD.

And I love how they pull up to a half dozen people and apparently ask them if they saw a flock of birds go by. "Yep, they went that way."
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12-10-2014 , 11:17 AM
The Turn Down for What? Verizon commercial is mega cringe.
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12-10-2014 , 07:58 PM
The two bare stomachs talking to us about how uncomfortable it is to be constipated is really quite annoying IMO. Is there no better way to sell "Linzess"?
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12-11-2014 , 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
About the last thing that is going to cross my mind when I am out gathering firewood is this...
The first thing that would cross my mind would be to pop a cap in the beady eyed little bird's ass and toss its lifeless body behind the woodpile before my looney tunes wife sees it and makes me drive 1000 miles to find its friends.

There is a thing in nature called 'natural selection.' If the bird is to stupid to fly away when all of his friends decide to migrate south for the winter, then you get what you deserve.

Then I would go inside and build a nice fire with the wood I gathered, pop open a beer and tell my crazy ass wife to make me some dinner and get naked. Because if I am married to her, she better be one hell of a cook and be an outstanding poke in the sack.
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12-11-2014 , 12:06 AM
I don't even know what to say. I am eerily turned on but feel ashamed at the same time. Kinda like that one time when I accidentally clicked on preggers.com. I have to go pour myself a strong drink now and resist the urge to get my revolver out of the desk drawer.

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