Heh, I'm shocked that I'm not the only one who would "bone the Geico chick and let Mr. Butters watch". Must have been an interesting focus group on that one.

Hate, hate, hate the new Old Spice commercials

You mean the 70s car chase scene one?
I kind of like that one.
That JLo commercial was tough to take.

Fed Ex AAAAAAAAAAAA Auto Repair

I'd politely request that she take Mr. Butters to another room fwiw.
And for your stalking pleasure here she is, Audrey Moore.

A dramatic reading:

Messin' with Saqsuatch. DO NOT MESS WITH THAT GENTLE BEAST you worthless 20-something ****balls.

"Oh hey it's sasquatch!" .5 seconds after surprise... "oh hey let's **** with him!". Soooooooo idiotic and annoying. I'd like to make a short film where sasquatch rapes all of them then rips their heads off.

Aw, man, I admit to LOLing the first time I saw that one.

Don't think I've seen it since which is probably why it doesn't tilt me yet.

I would nominate that film for an award.

Also: Another vote for every GEICO commercial ever. There is exactly zero chance that I will ever consider for a second buying coverage from them.

Someone link The King intercepting a pass for a TD and going Deion Sanders in the end zone

Messin' with Sasquatch commercials are awesome.

This AVIVA insurance commercial is terrible. OH LOOK WE PUT PEOPLE BEFORE POLICIES. Yeah sure you guys are unlike all other insurance providers. You get to know your customers. lol FUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Basically any company commercial like this that tries to distance themselves from their industry competitors by bashing industry practices, while simultaneously using the exact same practices.

The lame ass uplifting music that kicks in halfway through makes it so much worse, too.

Please feel free to try to explain what you find amusing or entertaining about those. I honestly can't even understand how anyone would feel that way. Maybe it will give me some unique insight into the human condition.

I think the premise is funny enough that I am able to overlook some mediocre execution. Just the idea of a group of guys seeing a sasquatch and the first thing that pops into their head is to **** with him is really funny to me. Like, they recognize that seeing a sasquatch is a serious enough event to give pause. Yet, after a negligible amount of reflection, all they decide to do is just see if they can **** with him for their own personal enjoyment. It's also funny how they giggle like little girls after ****ing with him, like they really don't expect any kind of retaliation. And all it takes is 1 guy in their group to be like "Hey guys let's not do this", but that never happens. They're all just on board.

I don't know, I grew up with 2 brothers and we messed with eachother a lot, in quite evil, yet funny ways. I can kinda appreciate that primitive thought process.

I think you gave Suzzer what he was looking for here.

This is the best one. I remember exactly where I was when this play happened. I was starting my halftime entertainment early and was going down on my then girlfriend when I had to jump up and run out of my room to celebrate with all my roommates leaving her behind confused. Good times.

wtf "please enter a description" lol 2p2

we wanna see neon deion

The AT&T flash mob train station commercial is the single worst commercial ever created.

in b4 1-877-KARS-4KIDS

After just seeing this commercial for the hundredth time, I have given up and decided to let these people know how much it pisses me off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwNYwT2lAws (sry for link, they have disabled embedding for the video)

This is what I currently have entered in their online comment box (directed to the Marketing dept.), but am open to suggestions:
I don't even care if they care, I just want one person to know how much this pisses me.

Any drug add showing how the side effects will eventually kill you.

ha yea that commercial is indeed tilting thank god its a local one @diddystein

i like the sasquatch commercials personally



Here is a local favorite of mine...his name is Brad Bradshaw and he is an Attorney, a Physician, and a Surgeon. A triple threat for all your needs

That Bing commercial with the dude who goes to Hawaii and meets the hottest local chick imaginable really pisses me off. **** you bing.

This Guy just totally freaks me out. I saw a commercial were he was peeping into a house from outside.
PERV.

the california anti-smoker commercials AINEC

first of all, they are extremely graphic and not something i appreciate watching while im eating a sandwich on my lunchbreak.

2nd, they are on EVERY 5 SECONDS

3rd, they are based on biased data not remotely based in fact with the sole purpose of stigmatizing smokers and eventually making it illegal to smoke ANYWHERE except locked in your own bathroom with all the windows and vents closed because OMG 2ND HAND SMOKE IS KILLING US ALL

I quit smoking 6 months ago because in large part it killed my dad, and still every time I see one of these ****ing commercials I want to light one up just to say **** you anti-tobacco tards, you can't control me!

grunch, but damn that is hilarious. Just some random bitch screaming out a window at nobody about how its her money and she needs it now. Talk about a psycho.