1. Short hair. Now, whenever someone mentions they don't like short hair on women, it seems a bunch of idiots, male and female, rush to disagree, submitting pictures of Natalie Portman and Halle Berry as "evidence" that short hair doesn't suck. Well, no ****ing **** Portman and Berry both look good even with short hair. Short hair (and by short I mean anything where the ears are exposed - a bob or whatever is fine), however, is a net negative no matter who it's on. This is simply a fact, not a matter of opinion. Sure, it might only bring a 9 down to an 8.5, but it brings a 6 down to like a 4.

Examples (again, the question here is not whether these women are attractive; it's whether they're less attractive than they would be with longer hair. and the answer is clearly yes):









2. This type of strapless bikini top:





I have no idea when these got so popular, but I've been seeing them everywhere for the past couple years. It's almost like they're designed to make boobs look tiny and misshapen. Again, it's not so much that they make all women look objectively horrible, just that they're clearly inferior to a normal bikini top on almost all women. If it can make Gisele look weird, sorry, it's a horrible fashion.


Feel free to contribute others, and OOT women (all 2 of you) feel free to post fashions you see on dudes all the time that you think are ******ed!

Blue jean skirts are terrible, maybe I see a disproportionate amount because I'm in college.

Capri pants are hideous. Not a fan of girls wearing track pants (velour or otherwise) either. Maybe I just want my women to be pantsless.

I vomit just thinking about these yet women love them.

Most men like short blue jean skirts especially at college.

Do these really count as fashion though? They're underwear, and aren't designed to be seen or look good, like sexy lingerie or something. I thought they were just popular because they're comfortable, like an even bigger version of granny panties.

miajag -- you going into the fashion industry? wouldn't have thought this is one of your topics.

what women do you know? I only see these in old lady stores

mia became gay last week IIRC.

Also to get it out of the way, UGGS, wedge heels, and ridiculously pointed toed shoes.

He knows 23 year old girls who do most of their shopping in old lady stores.

miajag:

i'm not sure i agree with #1. if you notice, all those women have similar looking faces. i certainly agree that longer hair looks better on most women, but with that face, short hair seems to go with it.

Strapless bikini tops.

Oh **** that's mentioned in OP.

Strapless bikini tops anyways.

high rise jeans

this

maybe not "fashion" as we think of it, although there is nothing worse than seeing nude colored granny panties / spanx coming out of low cut jeans, or dresses.

If we are talking about non underwear fashion, I hate tights just as much. There might be some dissenters but these seem gross to me. Sure a hot girl could pull them off, but i'd much rather see her in nice jeans, dress, or anything else.

Women who wear sneakers on their commute to avoid having to walk around in heels -- I'm sorry, just deal with the pain. Your sneakers in tandem with your dyke pantsuit make you look like a troll. And fat.

Those awful Cindy Brady straight bangs, **** those so hard.

I'm all for skirts as long as they are not made out of denim. I think my brain works like this on this specific instance; blue jean skirts:females::blue jean shorts:males
Are these boots just ridiculously comfortable? I see them around all the time.

Looks way better with short hair.

In terms of fashion guys like that I think are horrible (disclaimer: I am a bad representative for femankind), affliction shirts, diamond studs, hats with perfectly flat brims, and those ****ing 500 dollar hoodies with more bling than I wear. WTF. You are not hot.

You can keep the designer jeans though.

This is a good one. Along with short hair, it's an "I'm 35 and have given up" fashion that's somehow been co-opted by younger women.

You basically just outlined what black people wear.

Ugg Boots

I keep waiting girls to realize how stupid they look in these, especially when it isn't even cold out.

Fancy matching sweat suits, especially pink. Sweats or shorts with stuff written on the butt.