lol nice work

^ Completely support the break check. I wish I had the cajones to rock it. One of the 3 things that piss me off to no end.

1. People riding my ass. Especially when I'm pretty close to the guy in front of me and have nowhere to go. I have 2 driving modes - speeding and durdling. If I want to go slow, I get in the right lane and derp away. Always some jackass who just wants to live inches behind me, if you want to go faster, just PASS ME!

2. Somewhat related in that people who just want to stay in some place that makes life miserable for you. It's typically not malicious but complete obliviousness - say you have an exit coming up ahead and you're in the left lane - random doof just speeds up at the same time as you, you slow down so he can go then he slows to the same speed. I think ideal traffic should look something like



so everyone has the ability to move and you don't have to deal with donks in your blind spot.

3. I don't know why so many people do this, but let's say they're turning left - they'll do a random ass drift to the right first for like 'more room' or a 'better angle' or something and get into half of your lane before turning. What on earth is the point of that?? I know it's getting nitty but in general when people fail to stay between the lines in their lane and repeatedly drift into yours it gets pretty obnoxious. How did they ever pass the coloring test and get out of preschool?

People approaching a red light that suddenly stop a good 3 car lengths away from their expected stopping point. Hoping to get rear-ended? Also, people that creep up like twenty different times while their stopped at a red light, where the f u hoping to go?

I like to stop about 1/2 car length from the car in front of me and then creep up on them, what else am I gonna do? Just stand there and wait? Too boring.

What kills me about the first guy is that if it's a light that has a sensor trigger (like a lot of left turn only lanes) they never trigger it. **** that guy.

The 2nd guy thinks he's going to make the light change faster by triggering it. This is usually done at lights that don't work that way, and I like to laugh at them when I see it.

make it 3/4, so you can move forward when the idiot behind you or the idiot behind him rear ends the car in front of them

Can really judge a man by how he drives