Isn't it the 2nd of August in more than half the world right now?

Solid thread title

Gloop clearly three syllables.

Four syllables it is! Can we at least achieve consensus on that one?

It's very refreshing to see a young Mod jump in and start the new LC thread. We will, obviously, ignore the fact that it's a day late.

How many syllables in AIDS?

10

I get 11

When I was booking an air Asia flight this week the months went to Roman names. So for my birthday I had to choose Augustus, not really sure what that is about.

Wife told me one today and it reminded me of Diablo's Am I Just A Pussy Now Questionnaire:

-she runs to the market to get some cheese because we were out and needed it for something. Gets to deli, two deli staff serving a crowd of 4-5 people. Some ****ing soccer mom(obv) is getting her stuff and some other soccer mom she knows runs into her and they start chatting. With 3-4 people waiting for their turn, the first POS soccer mom gets the other POS soccer moms order and adds it to her order. Like 3-4 things.

Wife was super-perturbed, but would never say anything because she is a sweetie. Said the guy behind her was grumbling under his breath, but that's about it.




I could literally NOT not say something in this spot. Depending on my mood, I could see either of these responses happening:

"Whoa whoa whoa...do you two clowns really think it is acceptable to piggyback your deli orders together while we are all standing here waiting?"

or the Seinfeld-reference-nobody-would-get route, but I think would be funny because I would yell it and have a pretty big voice...

"You know we're living in a SOCIETY HERE!!! We're supposed to act in a CIVILIZED WAY!"


I just could not let that go.

Can someone cliff what MLY did in the Online Dating thread? Other than bang randoms.

She said she wouldn't bang Channing Tatum. He's just not her type.

MLYLT: I won't bang Channing Tatum, I don't find him attractive.

2+2: You must find him attractive, there's a movie about him being a sexy dancer.

MLYLT: He just isn't my taste.

2+2: You're a fattie, you can't just say a man isn't attractive.

MLYLT: Look at some pictures of more than semi-nude men, and a cropped photo of Tatums face.

Grab her deli meat and say happy birthday to the ground imo.

I agree that Channing Tatum is a butter face for a celeb. However, his personality is clearly fantastic (his reddit AMA is a gift) which bumps him up back to highly doable. Except his wife also seems super awesome and I would not bear the theoretical responsibility of driving a wedge between them.

Know the name, no idea what he looks like (I must be face blind! )

I thought she had a BF? is she just banging randoms now

wait, people are worked up because she wouldnt **** channing tatum? This is the same forum full of knobs who wont **** so and so 9 because of pointy elbows?

Alobar,

Not only that, but in the Online Dating thread also.

So who watches "Married At First Sight", and who would marry a complete stranger? I love this show, and wish I could do it!

What if your stranger was Channing Tatum?

I would tell the experts no smoosh faces and gross bulky muscles-only tall, skinny guys with dark hair for me. A huge thing the show glosses over is penis size. What if a girl wanted 7"+ only? They don't ask the guys or verify. Sex is the most important thing, and it seems they try to match more on personalities.

Q. Someone has a flight departing at noon on a common route. The day before they note there are multiple tickets available with the same airline on the same route for the 07:30 flight. Changing the flight via official means will cost something ridiculous. What are the person's chances of getting changed to the 07:30 if they turn up at the airport at 06:00 and ask charmingly?

For JetBlue it is a well known trick to call at exactly midnight the day of the flight. They will charge you a flat $50 fee to transfer flights same day.

I always pick the cheapest flight and yolo it last minute and it has a 100% success rate.

If you try and do it through the website for JetBlue it charges you the difference of the tickets +$100 or something ridiculous, but calling on the phone gets the deal.

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