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Old 09-13-2010, 02:20 PM   #91
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:53 PM   #92
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

I have a cell which has a hyperlink which looks like this:

http://myCompany/sap(bD1lbiZjPTkxMA=...?id=9000416915

I want to update the last 10 numbers in the hyperlink and have the 'Text to display' automatically reflect this:

9*416915

I'm finding myself having to edit both the hyperlink and the Text to display field. Can you provide a way to edit only one of these two fields and have both updated?
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Old 09-13-2010, 03:14 PM   #93
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good thing you're not in their grammar and spelling department
making fun of my spelling and grammar? How ****ing original of you
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Old 09-13-2010, 03:35 PM   #94
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

Say I have permutation of units that I have in order in column A. I'll use the alphabet to simplify and illustrate.

AA
AB
AC
AD etc. to AZ, then

BA
BB
BC
BD
BE etc.

CA
CB
CC
CD

and so on till ZZ. Each two letters are in a cell, and now I'd like to completely randomize the worksheet, so that the cells in the column would read like:

XA
CV
YH
LB

and on. How do I do this? Doesn't seem to be any 'randomize cells' button or anything, but I've been told it can be done.
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Old 09-13-2010, 03:39 PM   #95
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

One really easy way to do that is to create a column of random numbers and then just sort by that column, then delete the random column when you're finished sorting.
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Old 09-13-2010, 04:54 PM   #96
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

What do the little green triangles mean in the top left corners of cells? i feel like they are responsible for not letting me perform simple sum equations for columns of numbers.
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Old 09-13-2010, 05:39 PM   #97
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Not sure if excel has it, but in access you can add a web browser active x control to a form which has all sorts of built-in functions and triggered events. So basically you could load the site into the browser component, toss in your uid/pw, iterate through the PDF links (parsing the HTML), download the files to a specific directory, switch over to excel and pull them into a worksheet. From there its as easy as writing a macro to process the data to suite you needs.


The browser control was added to the .NET framework in v3 or 3.5, but I never realized there was a control in access. Would have saved me a lot of time for some screen-scraping apps I've put together in the past.
Never used it before but i imagine its the same thing as the one in excel, i think he said that the PDF was password protected and he couldnt copy data out, which is why i was looking at importing the whole page and formatting with vba

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I think the accent is so different to an australian accent that i'm not correcting myself!

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I have a cell which has a hyperlink which looks like this:

http://myCompany/sap(bD1lbiZjPTkxMA=...?id=9000416915

I want to update the last 10 numbers in the hyperlink and have the 'Text to display' automatically reflect this:

9*416915

I'm finding myself having to edit both the hyperlink and the Text to display field. Can you provide a way to edit only one of these two fields and have both updated?
If the hyperlink is in A1 then you can do:

=HYPERLINK(A1,RIGHT(A1,10))

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Say I have permutation of units that I have in order in column A. I'll use the alphabet to simplify and illustrate.

AA
AB
AC
AD etc. to AZ, then

BA
BB
BC
BD
BE etc.

CA
CB
CC
CD

and so on till ZZ. Each two letters are in a cell, and now I'd like to completely randomize the worksheet, so that the cells in the column would read like:

XA
CV
YH
LB

and on. How do I do this? Doesn't seem to be any 'randomize cells' button or anything, but I've been told it can be done.
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One really easy way to do that is to create a column of random numbers and then just sort by that column, then delete the random column when you're finished sorting.
more explanation if you need: in column C put =RAND() then copy down, then sort by column C and it will be random, if you want to re-randomise then go to the formula tab and click calculate sheet and sort again


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What do the little green triangles mean in the top left corners of cells? i feel like they are responsible for not letting me perform simple sum equations for columns of numbers.
They are just notes from excel, off the top of my head you get them if you are displaying a number as text and also if you have 10 cells in a row with the same formula (or a formula copied down) then you change one in the middle it will alert you that there is an inconsistent formula

personally i usually just right click on the little green thing then hit ignore
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Old 09-13-2010, 06:10 PM   #98
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

CopThis/zomg/anyone else,

I'm entering into the actuary field and I need to touch up on my excel. I never took any classes and my only experience with excel were at my job, so i'd say im pretty much a beginner.

Are there any good books out there I can pick up to get acclimated?
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:05 PM   #99
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In 2007: Click on the cell, go to the home tab on the ribbon, select conditional formatting > 'equal to' then in the box that comes up type "paid" (without quotes)

In 2003: from memory i think its data > conditional formatting then go to formula and enter ="Paid"
thanks for your reply

But I can't seem to get it to work on 2003, I haven't tried it on my 2nd computer with 2007, I'll have to try it later although I really wanted it to work on 2003 > this my main pc
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:32 PM   #100
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I can do anything in Excel, but what I've found over and over to be a big problem is people insisting on using Excel, when what they really want is a database. Great, I can figure out how to do all kinds of manipulation, apply all kinds of filters and sorting, and using Excel 2007, do all this on a couple hundred thousand rows of data... and because I'm really clever and a total Excel guru, I can make it work without crashing the computer, and I can make it run in under 2 hours. Or, if we dump it into any database -- even MS Access which everyone's got on their computer "for free" in any work environment using Excel -- anyone with even basic database skills can do everything I did in Excel, and it will only take 5 seconds to run. And there is no risk that it will crash anyone's computer.

Ug.

Know what I mean? So while I'm totally impressed with everything Excel can do, and I find it incredibly fun to tackle huge and seemingly impossible tasks in it, I'd much rather people just accept it for what it is and use other programs when it is more appropriate.

Anyway, one other thing. I can do anything in Excel, including use pivot tables. Nanner nanner boo boo!
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Old 09-14-2010, 04:34 AM   #101
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CopThis/zomg/anyone else,

I'm entering into the actuary field and I need to touch up on my excel. I never took any classes and my only experience with excel were at my job, so i'd say im pretty much a beginner.

Are there any good books out there I can pick up to get acclimated?
I'm sure there are but everyone has tended to learn on the job in my team - the thing is, once you know how formula work and how to look them up you can usually find out what you need. Most firms will have their own functions built it (eg mortality tables) too.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:11 AM   #102
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thanks for your reply

But I can't seem to get it to work on 2003, I haven't tried it on my 2nd computer with 2007, I'll have to try it later although I really wanted it to work on 2003 > this my main pc
Format > Conditional Formatiting
Formula Is.. =A1="Paid"

i thought you could do it without specifically referencing the cell but i just checked and it doesnt work

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Anyway, one other thing. I can do anything in Excel, including use pivot tables. Nanner nanner boo boo!
Cool, feel free to answer some questions.

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I'm sure there are but everyone has tended to learn on the job in my team - the thing is, once you know how formula work and how to look them up you can usually find out what you need. Most firms will have their own functions built it (eg mortality tables) too.
+1 to never reading an excel book you will probably just be wasting your time
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:30 AM   #103
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I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about how you made that AFL draft picker, not so much the programming side of things but how you collected the data and how much weighting you placed on various aspects of a players performance.
The fantasy site was www.ultimatefooty.com, they have stats for the last few years on goals, kicks, handballs, marks, tackles

1. Import results into excel
Code:
For i = 0 To 19
    Application.StatusBar = i
    tempURL = "http://ultimatefooty.com/" & leagueID & "/players?status=ALL&pos=P&club=ALL&stats=2009_AS_A&sort=rank&count=" & i * 25
    With ActiveSheet.QueryTables.Add(Connection:= _
        "URL;" & tempURL, Destination _
        :=Range("$A$" & Range("A65000").End(xlUp).Row + 1))
        .Name = "players?count=" & 25 * i & "&sort=drank"
        .FieldNames = True
        .RowNumbers = False
        .FillAdjacentFormulas = False
        .PreserveFormatting = True
        .RefreshOnFileOpen = False
        .BackgroundQuery = True
        .RefreshStyle = xlInsertDeleteCells
        .SavePassword = False
        .SaveData = True
        .AdjustColumnWidth = True
        .RefreshPeriod = 0
        .WebSelectionType = xlSpecifiedTables
        .WebFormatting = xlWebFormattingNone
        .WebTables = "4"
        .WebPreFormattedTextToColumns = True
        .WebConsecutiveDelimitersAsOne = True
        .WebSingleBlockTextImport = False
        .WebDisableDateRecognition = False
        .WebDisableRedirections = False
        .Refresh BackgroundQuery:=False
    End With
Next i
2. ran a macro to randomise a draft with 12 players then worked out what the average weekly score would need to be to win in each category (i checked at the end of the season and it was almost exact)

3. as the draft was going, kept track of the two stats that were the biggest % away from average and looked at all available players weighted by % behind e.g.
cat1pct = tmpcat1diff / (tmpcat1diff + tmpcat2diff)
cat2pct = tmpcat2diff / (tmpcat1diff + tmpcat2diff)

then id rank the two categories added together (multiplied by each weighting) and the lower score is the best player available in those two stats

"=RANK(" & col1 & "2,$" & col1 & "$2:$" & col1 & "$600)*" & cat1pct & "+RANK(" & col2 & "2,$" & col2 & "$2:$" & col2 & "$600)*" & cat2pct
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Old 09-14-2010, 05:33 PM   #104
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Re: Ask me anything about Microsoft Excel

Excel is Microsoft's killer app and is substantially responsible for the success of Windows. Joel Spolsky, who was one of the early project managers (now sort of a software guru), says that by far the most common use for Excel is manipulating lists. So while all the programmers want to replace Excel with an RDBMS (even one as miserable as Access), this is mostly missing the point.

Btw, if you are just learning to code, you will be amazed at how much time and hair-pulling date arithmetic requires. For a while I tried to get everyone to store dates as integers formatted YYYYMMDD.

Also, cool story bro re: obscure date functions, young Spolsky and Bill Gates: http://www.inc.com/magazine/20080701...lory-days.html
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:23 PM   #105
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why do array tables kill my cpu?
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