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2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:34 PM

Also, ask me about depositing $300 and risking it all by Martingaling to get even like a jerkoff when I was drunk because I really liked that CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN voice.

**dlk9s** · 06-09-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fellatio receiver

no, u.

Right here is when the gimmick officially stood up and waved hello.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

People are mad because with this thread title they opened it expecting a potentially awesome thread.

Instead, they got some weird guy who strangely knows what a troll is, but not a level, and who seems to know very little about being a pro blackjack player and instead offers bizarre BR management advice and gets mad when an actual pro chimes in. By "pro" did you mean stay in a hotel for a few weeks while you donked off a few G's? Why don't you tell us how much you are up lifetime.

Not sure what I have said or done that makes me "weird".

Im 99.9% the other guy who posted is not a pro and never has been.

Please tell me what BR management advice I gave that was "bizarre".

Im up probably around 50K.

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

Tell us about getting blowjobs from elderly wheelchair chicks.

I'm talking about ur mom here btw.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:43 PM

Anyone want to venture a guess at how old 2/325 Falcon is?

If he is older than 19 he should be embarrassed.

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:45 PM

I would like to take a guess.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

This thread:

I agree. But I don't think it was my fault.

**SGT RJ** · 06-09-2012, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fellatio receiver

I agree. But I don't think .

Should have stopped right there.

The fact that you don't understand why your BR suggestions are atrocious and ridiculous proves you aren't a pro.

If I had to guess who was older, you or Falcon, I'd take Falcon in a landslide.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Should have stopped right there.

The fact that you don't understand why your BR suggestions are atrocious and ridiculous proves you aren't a pro.

If I had to guess who was older, you or Falcon, I'd take Falcon in a landslide.

Serious question. Could you tell me what suggestion I made specifically that is atrocious and ridiculous?

And why it is atrocious and ridiculous?

This is all I am asking, Thanks.

Sandwich Artist · 06-09-2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fellatio receiver

Serious question. Could you tell me what suggestion I made specifically that is atrocious and ridiculous?

And why it is atrocious and ridiculous?

This is all I am asking, Thanks.

dammit, wasn't going to post under this name and already deleted one thing I said, but how about the fact that you said variance goes up with the # of hands played.

**SGT RJ** · 06-09-2012, 07:02 PM

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Soon as you win 250 you walk. Go do something else. The casino is not going anywhere. Go spend your 250$ on a new pair of shoes and a pair of sunglasses. BUT GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. The Gambling Gods are very unforgiving of greedy people and second guessing.

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The more hands you play, the more chance variance has to pop its ugly head out. Setting a goal is absolutely imperative.

Once you have made your goal, you leave. If the "more hands is more money" theory were correct then all pro players would never leave the table. Clearly they do not play blackjack 120 hours a week. Several reasons why this is not feasible.

Once you are ahead say 10 units, you are not only giving them a chance to get their money back but after that you would be risking your own money. Minimize the risk of your roll as much as possible. Like I stated in an above post, the casino is not going anywhere. If you must, return later or go hit another table, but sitting at a table for too long is not a good idea if it can be avoided.

These are atrocious and ridiculous. Others have already explained why. The fact that you don't recognize why, and continue to insist that having an arbitrary stop-gain is "imperative" for success while talking about gambling gods and the greater chance of run bad if you are up, prove you have no clue what you're talking about.

**dlk9s** · 06-09-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fellatio receiver

Anyone want to venture a guess at how old 2/325 Falcon is?

He turned 87 in February.

mutigers5591 · 06-09-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fellatio receiver

The more hands you play, the more chance variance has to pop its ugly head out. Setting a goal is absolutely imperative.

Once you have made your goal, you leave. If the "more hands is more money" theory were correct then all pro players would never leave the table. Clearly they do not play blackjack 120 hours a week. Several reasons why this is not feasible.

Once you are ahead say 10 units, you are not only giving them a chance to get their money back but after that you would be risking your own money. Minimize the risk of your roll as much as possible. Like I stated in an above post, the casino is not going anywhere. If you must, return later or go hit another table, but sitting at a table for too long is not a good idea if it can be avoided.

Probably the part where you say more hands doesn't equal more money....of course it does if you have the edge in the long run. How the **** do you think casinos make their money

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 07:05 PM

Honestly SGT its not very hard for me to see that you are just "siding with the crowd" because you feel that anything else might be somewhat embarrassing because you are a moderator.

In any case everyone is certainly entitled to an opinion, and I already explained what I meant when I mentioned the "Gambling Gods". The fact that people are still trying to use that against me when I already explained exactly what it was what I meant says quite a bit.

Also please show me where I said that you have a greater chance for a bad run if you are up?

Wow. People keep putting words in my mouth.

Im done trying here. Good luck everyone.

ut2010 · 06-09-2012, 07:35 PM

He's up in the game lifetime folks. Give him some respect.