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fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 05:53 PM

The exaggeration of people when telling these stories about card counting and the casinos reaction never ceases to amaze me.

kingofsurvivorbb · 06-09-2012, 05:53 PM

I don't think I could be a counter because I care too much what people think. If I got confronted, It would *** with my head too much.

gitfiddle · 06-09-2012, 05:58 PM

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Curiously this goes unanswered.

Of course it does. I'm not going to feed the troll any longer. Say what you want. Doesn't matter to me.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:02 PM

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Heh, at least he didn't resort to martingale yet.

He's a severe idiot.

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That's because you suck, bro.

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Permaban this clown

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I'm not going to feed the troll

TheArtOfDegeneracy · 06-09-2012, 06:04 PM

Gimmick is so obvious, mods pls instaban this horrible poster.

Tjmj90 · 06-09-2012, 06:09 PM

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In reality I am actually not a superstitious person.

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The more hands you play, the more chance variance has to pop its ugly head out.

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You must be confident. Think positive. It is absolute bizarre and inexplicable but it is amazing how if you go to the table thinking you are going to lose it will happen. Wish I could explain it scientifically but I have seen it a million times.

It takes a certain kind of person. You need to be almost completely emotionless.

Not superstitious and emotionless Aye?

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:09 PM

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Gimmick is so obvious, mods pls instaban this horrible poster.

This forum is unreal. I don't know whether to LOL or get mad.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:13 PM

If people don't want any advice I can certainly understand that... but I can't say I understand all of the anger and animosity.

Did I say something that offended someone or something?

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:17 PM

I think the offensive part was right here:

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I was one in Vegas for a while. Good times. Stressful but over it was fun. I used to walk in every day with stacks of hundred dollar bills, throw them on the table and let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to popular belief if you have a bankroll and some discipline, counting singledeck blackjack and using proper unit sizing is probably one of the easiest ways of making money known to man. As long as you dont get too greedy and are happy with just winning a few hundred per session and you can walk away, boom. Singledeck blackjack is like a license to steal.

Things needed:

Discipline
Bankroll
Singledeck Table
Proper understanding of strategy, card counting and unit sizing
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU EVER DEVIATE FROM YOUR PLAN AND TRY TO "WIN MORE" THAN YOU SET OUT TO DO.
For example if you go to the table with 5k your goal should be to win 250$. Etc.

Soon as you win 250 you walk. Go do something else. The casino is not going anywhere. Go spend your 250$ on a new pair of shoes and a pair of sunglasses. BUT GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. The Gambling Gods are very unforgiving of greedy people and second guessing.

Sorry about the caps but I can't stress those keys enough.

And yes, Vegas is the place to be if you want to do this for a living.

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:20 PM

I'm pretty sure you win at blackjack by getting 21 and I didn't see that in your OP so **** you imo.

fellatio receiver · 06-09-2012, 06:21 PM

You don't have to get 21 to win.

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:23 PM

So you left even more info out of the OP? You suck hairy goat balls, son.

**SGT RJ** · 06-09-2012, 06:25 PM

This thread:

2/325Falcon · 06-09-2012, 06:27 PM

Also, my total lifetime winnings from Party Poker blackjack is +3.50 true story ask me about betting $1 and getting paid $1.50. And then winning two more dollars.

jmakinmecrzy · 06-09-2012, 06:34 PM

People are mad because with this thread title they opened it expecting a potentially awesome thread.

Instead, they got some weird guy who strangely knows what a troll is, but not a level, and who seems to know very little about being a pro blackjack player and instead offers bizarre BR management advice and gets mad when an actual pro chimes in. By "pro" did you mean stay in a hotel for a few weeks while you donked off a few G's? Why don't you tell us how much you are up lifetime.