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04-08-2015 , 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Landonfan
This may be slightly hyperbolic but poisoning a cat should be punishable by death. Quick trial, no appeal, dragged via horse to public gallows, etc.
What should the punishment be for killing a cute little cardinal?
04-08-2015 , 10:06 PM
Nothing because birds don't have souls.
04-08-2015 , 10:14 PM
Mary from the Taco Bell Breakfast commercial can get it.
04-08-2015 , 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Landonfan
Nothing because birds don't have souls.
Ahh so I could kill you and I would deserve no pushinment either, good to know.
04-08-2015 , 11:18 PM
1. cut a hole in a box
04-09-2015 , 12:45 AM
04-09-2015 , 12:53 AM
Someone needs a bird feeder placement lesson.
04-09-2015 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Someone needs a bird feeder placement lesson.
Yup. Closer to the cat door is ideal for the cats.

I have a ~1 year old kitteh who's just learning to chase bees and butterflies. He'll graduate to birds soon enough.
04-09-2015 , 01:18 AM
lol, just got my ass whooooooped.

my cat brought home a bitch a couple weeks back. been slowly taming her. super timid.

went in the the pet/grab and got bloodied. lol, bitch ****ed me up good. got a couple good bites in also, so i get to see how them childhood shots hold up.
04-09-2015 , 02:13 AM
The seeds of rebellion are sowing.
04-09-2015 , 02:19 AM
Good to see OOT stalwarts Landonfan and knivesout back in here btw.
04-09-2015 , 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
My friend and her roomy have two cats and one of them never blinks. It sometimes squints but I don't think I've ever seen it close its eyelids. I looked it up and apparently some cats have very active tear ducts which helps in hunting.

It's freaky because cats typically don't move much so occasionally you'll notice this bleach white cat with electric green eyes staring at you without blinking for 3 minutes straight.
Cats establish dominance by staring at people. That's why a cat always knows who likes cats the least in the room - they avert their gaze immediately, so the cat thinks "ok, that one's my underling" and goes over to them. Cats blink to end staring competitions to say "ok, I give in but I like you anyway".

So basically this cat hates you and you're at the bottom of its social hierarchy.
04-09-2015 , 03:18 AM
Is it just me, or has the forum picked up in recent weeks? We were in a bit of a slump.
04-09-2015 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by knivesout
Yeah. In open court. I got arrested for contempt of court, and they put me in the hole for like 2 weeks and then brought me back before the judge.

I had made a soda cup out of toilet paper tubes and toothpaste, and I filled it with some of the seasonal hooch id been making.

I threw it on her and immediately got tasered and sent back to jail. They just let me out today. The IPhone6 is way too big.
04-09-2015 , 03:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Landonfan
This may be slightly hyperbolic but poisoning a cat should be punishable by death.
Even if done with a hypodermic?
04-09-2015 , 03:54 AM
@rugby
It has massively picked up. A good way to measure that is how active the worst poster thread is.

I wished thechef was still posting here though.
04-09-2015 , 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
Good to see OOT stalwarts Landonfan and knivesout back in here btw.
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04-09-2015 , 04:28 AM
I have never been as confused when reading a thread as when I read knivesout TR to the superbowl where he got free tickets by giving a guy blowies or something. It was legit awesome.
04-09-2015 , 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Yakmelk
I have never been as confused when reading a thread as when I read knivesout TR to the superbowl where he got free tickets by giving a guy blowies or something. It was legit awesome.
"Complimentary HJ" was the term I believe.

Awesome TR, agreed.
04-09-2015 , 05:22 AM
Hey! Knives ran a great 30 meter dash that weekend!!

Edit...I can't find the thread

Last edited by Villian1; 04-09-2015 at 05:31 AM.
04-09-2015 , 05:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Pac Man Plus is the superior Pac Man game imo.
Might need to switch this to Jr. Pac Man just fyi.
04-09-2015 , 05:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by #Thinman
my cat brought home a bitch a couple weeks back. been slowly taming her. super timid.
I thought you were married?
04-09-2015 , 11:02 AM
No way his married bitch is gonna stop him from slowing taming some super timid other bitch.
04-09-2015 , 11:07 AM
damn bitch ****ed me up too. hands burning all night and basically thumbless now and will need help zipping up after typing this
04-09-2015 , 11:12 AM
Thin,

wtf are you doing with these cats!?

      
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