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My cat likes to walk backwards. He does it all the time. He's not scared or in heat or anything. Is this standard or is he just a weird mofo? I think he's just a weird mofo.

Edit...my other cat does not walk backwards

Never seen that before, pretty cool though

04-08-2015 , 01:19 PM

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KPowers

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damn that's neat.

My friend and her roomy have two cats and one of them never blinks. It sometimes squints but I don't think I've ever seen it close its eyelids. I looked it up and apparently some cats have very active tear ducts which helps in hunting.

It's freaky because cats typically don't move much so occasionally you'll notice this bleach white cat with electric green eyes staring at you without blinking for 3 minutes straight.

definitely not as cool as backwardwalkin though

04-08-2015 , 01:30 PM

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Didace

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So is this some sort of moonwalk deal?

04-08-2015 , 01:34 PM

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if i catch a cat and he starts moon walking, i will likely free him/her

04-08-2015 , 01:40 PM

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Kind of. Like if I'm standing behind him and call his name, he'll just back up to me instead of turning around. He also sticks his tongue out a lot. He's more like a dog than a cat. And yeah he responds to his name.

If tyler can teach me how to post a video to youtube I'll embed it here. According to google not many cats like to walk backwards. It looks a little unnatural but not much about this cat is normal.

04-08-2015 , 02:41 PM

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if i catch a cat and he starts moon walking, i will likely free him/her

Please. You'd sell him on Ebay in a heartbeat.

04-08-2015 , 03:48 PM

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microbet

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Cat walking backwards is a glitch in the matrix.

04-08-2015 , 03:48 PM

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BluffMyNuts

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Our one cat finds socks and takes them around the house screaming, it's really weird.

04-08-2015 , 04:08 PM

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I have never been called to jury duty. True story.

same here. 33 years old.

04-08-2015 , 04:12 PM

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Stopped at Mt Rushmore and can't see anything through the fog and rain. I'm gonna go check out Deadwood now and see if there's a poker game where Wild Bill got shot.

04-08-2015 , 04:49 PM

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You can actually walk up a hill to the gravesite of Wild Bill. The graveyard itself is fairly cool, but it also is a nice overlook of the town itself.

04-08-2015 , 04:58 PM

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Sweet, I'm about 10 miles away, I can walk my dog up there.

04-08-2015 , 05:05 PM

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but can your dog moon walk?

04-08-2015 , 05:06 PM

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villain, was your cat previously owned by Ham Porter?

"If I had a cat as ugly as you I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards."

Sandlot.jpg

04-08-2015 , 05:07 PM

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Sweet, I'm about 10 miles away, I can walk my dog up there.

Are you going to pick up his poop? If not, are you going to go alpha on a beta who dares to criticize you?

04-08-2015 , 05:18 PM

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Animals can have some very weird unique quirks. My grandparents had a dog that used to slide foward on its belly down their short carpeted stairway. I also had a roommate whose dachshund used to be able to walk along the top of the door frame of his truck while the door was open. He even could turn around up there. One of the few redeeming qualities of an otherwise absolutely miserable pet.

04-08-2015 , 06:14 PM

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I was a juror on a week long civil trial last year. 7 figure med mal case with multiple defendants, extremely interesting case. Doctors of various pro sports teams were involved. We deliberated for 6 hours and there was a point I was 99% sure 3 people were going to hang the jury. I'd do a TR if anyone's interested.

04-08-2015 , 06:18 PM

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did you throw a soda at anyone for being a dumb n*****?

04-08-2015 , 06:31 PM

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Are you going to pick up his poop? If not, are you going to go alpha on a beta who dares to criticize you?

Of course I pick up my dog's ****, I'm not a worthless human being. The password for hotel internet here is 'pa55w0rd', lol

The tv has hdmi so I'm gonna play playstation and do tourist stuff tomorrow.

04-08-2015 , 07:57 PM

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did you throw a soda at anyone for being a dumb n*****?

Yeah. In open court. I got arrested for contempt of court, and they put me in the hole for like 2 weeks and then brought me back before the judge.

I had made a soda cup out of toilet paper tubes and toothpaste, and I filled it with some of the seasonal hooch id been making.

I threw it on her and immediately got tasered and sent back to jail. They just let me out today. The IPhone6 is way too big.

04-08-2015 , 09:16 PM

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My wife put a bird feeder on our back porch. A neighborhood cat has been stalking the birds and today he finally caught and killed one.

She wants to poison it but I'm trying to talk her into just trapping it/taking it to the pound.

04-08-2015 , 09:54 PM

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Paging Thinman

04-08-2015 , 10:02 PM

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This may be slightly hyperbolic but poisoning a cat should be punishable by death. Preferably the old-timey kind. Quick trial, no appeal, dragged via horse to public gallows, etc.