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11-20-2019 , 05:24 PM

7onriver

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Fark I do this stuff twice a day at least. I'm thinking of going out and getting some girls over to watch me jerk off over their naked bodies. Anyone else do this do **** too? Notice bodies more than one girl. So sex for the girls just me jerking it with my hand. Done it once before with a girl in a ladies gym bathroom. She was fingering herself as well. Then the cleaner showed up and she was inviting him in to have sex. He was a bit embrassed and ran off.

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11-20-2019 , 05:38 PM

Didace

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Do you have a lifestyle newsletter?

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11-20-2019 , 05:46 PM

TrollyWantACracker

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Yes indeed, I love some jerking off on the naked bodies of girls having sex. Preferably more than one. Where are you going to go to pick them up? I recommend Wegman's. Always some sexy girls at Wegman's.

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11-20-2019 , 05:50 PM

7onriver

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Originally Posted by Didace

Do you have a lifestyle newsletter?

If there's a high enough demand I can then start a podcast interviewing the girls and how they love seeing me jerk off.

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11-20-2019 , 05:52 PM

TrollyWantACracker

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What kind of music do you play when you are jerking off in front of women having sex? I recommend smooth jazz.

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11-20-2019 , 05:57 PM

7onriver

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Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker

Grocery stores are good. Had one girl today look me in the eyes for ages while I was walking towards her and then she dropped her cucumber on the ground. At least my cucumber cant drop on the floor. Oh well let's pick up more girls.

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11-20-2019 , 05:58 PM

7onriver

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Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker

What kind of music do you play when you are jerking off in front of women having sex? I recommend smooth jazz.

Classical Beethoven. Or acdc.

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11-20-2019 , 09:40 PM

kioshk

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We don't have Wegman's in South Texas, we have HEB and unfortunately also Walmart. I can verify that the women at HEB are way better looking on average than the Walmart gals.

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11-20-2019 , 10:20 PM

27offsuit

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OP it's way easier to find a guy to come over to watch you jerk.

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11-20-2019 , 11:00 PM

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offTopic

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Yeah, it's best if you can get them both to lie there, mouths open, and...you know...

Spoiler:

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11-21-2019 , 01:04 AM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by Didace

Do you have a lifestyle newsletter?

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11-21-2019 , 01:05 AM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by 7onriver

If there's a high enough demand I can then start a podcast interviewing the girls and how they love seeing me jerk off.

what forum do you think you're on right now? Are you lost?

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11-21-2019 , 03:42 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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classic Dominic

lolol

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11-21-2019 , 03:44 AM

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SandraXII

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I read this post wasted when I got in last night and the content more or less mirrored my thoughts leading up to opening the thread

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11-21-2019 , 08:02 AM

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amead

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How’s the new material coming Louis?

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11-21-2019 , 02:45 PM

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TrollyWantACracker

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Originally Posted by 7onriver

Classical Beethoven. Or acdc.

ACDC is proper ****ing music. If you're jerking off onto some dames you got to go with some smooth jazz imo.

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11-21-2019 , 02:46 PM

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TrollyWantACracker

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Originally Posted by kioshk

We don't have Wegman's in South Texas, we have HEB and unfortunately also Walmart. I can verify that the women at HEB are way better looking on average than the Walmart gals.

I love H.E. Butts' and I can't deny!

Seriously though, Wegman's is the tits.

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