You seem upset. How much did you make today?

This thread reeks of bull****. Don't believe it's real for a second.

Sorry meant "escort".

PSA: One of the signs of lying is over-elaborating or providing unnecessary details.

The more you know.

Thread blows more than OP.

Call girl!

Of course it does, it has too. Have seen how little money she has assembled? She ain't blowing anyone (for money.)

This is why I think this thread is full of ****.


OP's first post ever on this forum she says she's not good at poker while posting asking for a loan shark.

(OP found a forum dedicated to poker strategy to post about loan sharks on, google results for loan sharks: https://www.google.ca/search?q=where...ark+california)

OP's username is EUBeauty95. Making me believe she is a European beauty born in the year 1995 (making her 20 years old) .

(says she's from California, and if she's a retired stripper she would have to be much older)

OP will not show any pictures of her fat body.

(OP is probably a man, or too fat to have ever been a stripper.)

OP's stripper stories + stripper knowledge is sub par, or just strange at best.

(Categorizing different patrons into specific and often similar categories, assumptions about various individuals that is more often than not untrue, or a stereotype)

OP's stories sound like a vegas strippers lifestyle.



The main problem is how did the OP find this forum? I found this forum by getting interested in poker (again) and googling what it's like to be a professional poker player. I found a story on Quora a guy posted saying he was a member of 2 + 2 and anyone using 2 + 2 strategy was crushing 1/2 limit poker because of the amount of fish playing online poker.

I believe this forum is niche, popular, yes, but niche. You wouldn't find yourself here when starving for money, you'd find yourself here when you want to improve at poker and you're looking for a community to join.

OP is a reg here who just wants us all to start sending him money.

Plenty of new people have posted in the loanshark thread after finding it through Google so that's believable. I don't care enough to analyze the rest and I'm only following so I can donate money to whatever degrading act is chosen to get $$.

So this thread can be locked right?

Still waiting for those screenshots to prove $5300 and $2500 deposits. Can't be that difficult.

I have heard plenty of people say they found this forum after searching for a loanshark. The guy who wanted to sell his lighter collection to raise money for a ticket to go fight ISIS said the same. I forget other specific examples but I've definitely read people saying the same thing a few times.

I wonder how many guys she will call this week and how much cash they will pledge?

Try to find this forum by looking for a loanshark and send screenshots. Type in "Looking for a loanshark in california" or any other variation.

I need a loan shark. 2p2 is fourth link

Huh, I never would type "I need a loan shark" if looking for a loan shark. You would be concerned about the area in which the loan shark resides for sure.


This is like googling "I need a doctor" or "I need a lawyer".

But, I'll admit when I'm wrong. OP is still lying. Don't forget what you're actually arguing for. I'll leave this thread before lock, no proof, no pictures, sketchy story.

Loan shark thread can be found by googling "I need a loan shark"

So the GTO SEO method for finding a loan shark in your area would be what? Are you ******ed, that's rhetorical by the way since you already answered it.

Haha are you kidding me? Googling "Loan sharks in california" is better than "I need a loan shark"


If I'm ******ed you're captain of the ******s.


O Captain my captain.

You already answered your own question.


If you wanted to find a loan shark you'd straight up google I need a loan shark? You wouldn't try to narrow down your search to local residences? Or find methods to finding a loan shark? My first google would be "How to find a loan shark in _________" anything else is pointless, and won't get you what you're looking for in the area you're looking in.

If I was looking for an illegal loan shark? The deep web.


Why ask a question if you believe I've already answered it and then call the question rhetorical? Asking a question that has already been answered isn't rhetorical. Here's a rhetorical question.


You'd probably be so stupid as to google "I need a prostitute" to find a girlfriend, wouldn't you?

You're sure giving people wanting to borrow from a loan shark a lot of credit for their ability to think rationally.

EUBeauty95 confirmed legit.

She PM'd me this screenshot of her dancing at her old strip club. Look closely and you can see her name tattooed on her ass.

Like I said, I'll admit when I'm wrong. It is googleable, given a certain phrasing.

This has to be a guy. What kind of girl would say this?

Code's sis seems like a bitch.

Not targeted at you specifically, but why the hell do people want threads locked? If others are interested in a subject and want to talk about it, great. If you're not interested, stay the hell out.

A "benefactor" would.