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The 2017 Two Plus Two Celebrity Death Pool - Who's gonna croak first? The 2017 Two Plus Two Celebrity Death Pool - Who's gonna croak first?

01-01-2017 , 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ham on rye
****, is it too late to name a joker? I totally forgot that part.

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I'd say it's too late to pick a joker but anyone who has none should be assigned the first name on their list.
01-01-2017 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre
Why doesn't al-Baghdadi count? He is neither part of law enforcement, a spy nor military personnel?
While ISIS is not technically a military group due to not being associated with a country's government or private military corporation, it is still a rebel group currently involved in a war with various countries. If he is killed in a drone strike or dies while engaging opposing military groups, then it wouldn't count. If al-Baghdadi were to have a heart attack or OD on something, it would count.
01-01-2017 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre
I'd say it's too late to pick a joker but anyone who has none should be assigned the first name on their list.
This sounds like a very reasonable position. It's too harsh to deprive these guys of their jokers, but could be a windfall if they pick their jokers now. I like this, Louis.
01-01-2017 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
While ISIS is not technically a military group due to not being associated with a country's government or private military corporation, it is still a rebel group currently involved in a war with various countries. If he is killed in a drone strike or dies while engaging opposing military groups, then it wouldn't count. If al-Baghdadi were to have a heart attack or OD on something, it would count.
That sounds like something that should have been clarified beforehand. It's not like al-Baghdadi is fighting in the trenches with an AK-47. It is explicitly stated US policy that members of terrorist organizations are not equivalent to members of the military. I didn't pick him because I think he might OD. I was counting on him getting a wake up call from a predator drone or getting dragged out into the streets and shot by an angry mob.
01-01-2017 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre
I'd say it's too late to pick a joker but anyone who has none should be assigned the first name on their list.
Yup. Will do.
01-01-2017 , 10:07 PM
What is the joker ?
01-01-2017 , 10:14 PM
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LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II missed her annual New Year's Day church service Sunday, as she continued to recover from a heavy cold that delayed her holiday travel, royal officials said.

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Elizabeth had previously attended the Christmas service at the church every year since the royal family started celebrating Christmas at Sandringham in 1988.

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01-01-2017 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MrAdvantage
What is the joker ?
2x points
01-01-2017 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
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That's why I picked her. If she wasn't so old I would've picked her as my joker.
01-01-2017 , 11:17 PM
God is Mel Stottlemyre ill?
01-01-2017 , 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
God is Mel Stottlemyre ill?
Yup. Thought he was gonna go before the beginning of the year. Still got about 90 minutes to get that sweet, sweet bonus.
01-01-2017 , 11:31 PM
Last news on him is from a week ago and it states that he went on a significant upswing after being in rough shape.
01-01-2017 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
Last news on him is from a week ago and it states that he went on a significant upswing after being in rough shape.
yaaaas lol eat **** bob
01-02-2017 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre
That sounds like something that should have been clarified beforehand. It's not like al-Baghdadi is fighting in the trenches with an AK-47. It is explicitly stated US policy that members of terrorist organizations are not equivalent to members of the military. I didn't pick him because I think he might OD. I was counting on him getting a wake up call from a predator drone or getting dragged out into the streets and shot by an angry mob.
yeah. if baghdadi is out people should be allowed to replace him. i specifically asked you in my PM to alert me if there were any eligibility issues, which you said in the OP people could do.
01-02-2017 , 01:27 AM
George RR Martin
Jared Fogle
Hugh Hefner
Bob Barker
Izzy Stradlin
Sepp Blatter
Snooki
Jodie Sweetin
Doyle Brunson
Michael Caine
Sporty Spice
Scooter Braun
Fay Vincent (JOKER)
Katey Sagal
Ann Coulter
Mel Brooks
Jeffrey Ross
Roseanne
John Goodman
William Hung
01-02-2017 , 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
George RR Martin
Jared Fogle
Hugh Hefner
Bob Barker
Izzy Stradlin
Sepp Blatter
Snooki
Jodie Sweetin
Doyle Brunson
Michael Caine
Sporty Spice
Scooter Braun
Fay Vincent (JOKER)
Katey Sagal
Ann Coulter
Mel Brooks
Jeffrey Ross
Roseanne
John Goodman
William Hung
Jesus Christ what a list.
01-02-2017 , 01:46 AM
yeah how dare you pick doyle bro
01-02-2017 , 01:59 AM
RIP Doyle
01-02-2017 , 02:25 AM
somebody on twitter told him to die
01-02-2017 , 03:16 AM
Katt Williams
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Dick Cheney
Jacques Chirac
Flava Flav
Lamar Odom
Lenny Dykstra
Keith Richards
Donatella Versace
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Kirstie Alley
Charlie Sheen
Zac Efron
Lindsay Lohan
Glen Campbell
Mary Tyler Moore
Jenna Jameson
Tommy Chong
Jerry Lewis

Joker in bold.
01-02-2017 , 03:55 AM
Terrible unresearched drunken list I made 24 hours ago. Just posting for posterity to see how it does


Tommy Lasorda JOKER
Keith Richards
Mick Jagger
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Martin Scorsese
Pete Rose
Lindsay Lohan
George HW Bush
Walter Mondale
Dan Quayle
Ringo Starr
Bob Dylan
Dick Cheney
Joe Biden
Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton
Kayne West
Charlie Sheen
Martin Sheen
01-02-2017 , 04:00 AM
Glen Campbell
Malcolm Young
King Michael of Romania (*joker)
Shannen Doherty
Jake Lamotta
Prince Philip
Monty Hall
Kenneth Arrow
Joseph Lowery
John Paul Stephens
Joseph Wapner
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Norman Lear
Carl Reiner
Val Kilmer
Stan Lee
Hugh Downs
Jerry Maren
Pierre Cardin
Henry Kissinger
01-02-2017 , 04:20 AM
If you're going with scooter might as well throw in Bieber just in case their jet crashes.
01-02-2017 , 04:32 AM
Looked up two of Econ's picks and both have/had cancer. Savage.
01-02-2017 , 11:47 AM
Judge Wapner is still alive? Holy smokes. I have to admit that reading tons of these names have me saying "hasn't that dude been dead for 10 years?" Refrigerator Perry, Don Rickles, and Angela Lansbury are notable for this. Awesome work, people.

      
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