Zoom / Rush Poker thread

[ImNeverLucky]

Originally Posted by gothninja

Waste of a strong hand imo. Raise smaller and get some more chips out of him. And if he's nearly always folding and nobody else is playing back, raise with atc. Kerching!

Agreed, with those stats you could squeeze more here.

[OziBattler]

Originally Posted by ImNeverLucky

Agreed, with those stats you could squeeze more here.

Not that I disagree but me bets hero doesn't want to have to deal with flops with overcast, amirite?

[Suzukishosan]

Originally Posted by OziBattler

Not that I disagree but me bets hero doesn't want to have to deal with flops with overcast, amirite?

Overcards? I wouldn't be too bothered given his range is atc.

[Dunna100]

Curse you Zoom (shakes fist)

Running $75 below ev at 10nl, and out of 10 times I've got it all in pre with AA/KK i'm winning....wait for it.....nothing! I'm $55 below ev with AA/KK, with a net winning of zero

Can someone turn the doomswitch off please!

[ImNeverLucky]

Originally Posted by Dunna100

Curse you Zoom (shakes fist)

Running $75 below ev at 10nl, and out of 10 times I've got it all in pre with AA/KK i'm winning....wait for it.....nothing! I'm $55 below ev with AA/KK, with a net winning of zero

Can someone turn the doomswitch off please!

My doomswitch finally went off today, $16 this hour from 2NL Zoom. After a nasty run of fortunes.

[Exothermic]

@dunna.... play 100k hands then come back n complain

[Exothermic]

@khangura


1. you prob can 4bet get it in with 77 there pf vs him but umm ide rather call n play postflop just cause we prob flip or a slight fav if we 4bet get it in

2. with 10-10 4bet shoving= horrible... u take his bluffs away and not like hes pot committed, u need to learn to 4bet properly man, 4bet small like 22bb i.p and 25 oop & you possibly can get away with going bigger due to him being an idiot, but yea point is you want to invite him into the pot rather than push him out cause your afraid of overcards hitting

3. call with 10-10 if were i.p and call down almost every board due to the fact he will have air a clear majority of hte time n prob bluffs post his whole stack off vs 4betting n him folding air potentially

[Dunna100]

Originally Posted by Exothermic

@dunna.... play 100k hands then come back n complain

Was rather hoping it would sort itself out before then tbh

[khangura175]

Originally Posted by ImNeverLucky

My doomswitch finally went off today, $16 this hour from 2NL Zoom. After a nasty run of fortunes.

Talkin about NL2 zoom..
If ur tilting at nl25+ jus go there n play lag.. way too fun.
I actually cant stop laughing at this:
Cheers me right up LOL


PokerStars - $0.02 NL (6 max) ZOOM - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $1.17
SB: $4.97
Hero (BB): $8.58
UTG: $4.04
MP: $2.13
CO: $2.00

SB posts SB $0.01, Hero posts BB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has 3 3

fold, fold, CO raises to $0.06, fold, SB raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.18, fold

Flop: ($0.46, 2 players) 4 3 T
SB bets $0.26, Hero raises to $0.96, SB raises to $1.96, Hero raises to $8.38 and is all-in, SB calls $2.81 and is all-in

Turn: ($10.00, 2 players) 8

River: ($10.00, 2 players) J

SB shows A J (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 47%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 3 3 (Three of a Kind, Threes) (Pre 53%, Flop 97%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins $9.70

[khangura175]

NL2 is so fun wow
Almost died of laughter on this one

PokerStars - $0.02 NL (6 max) ZOOM - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): $22.35
SB: $2.03
BB: $1.05
UTG: $0.99
MP: $2.03
CO: $2.00

SB posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has 7 2

fold, fold, CO raises to $0.08, Hero raises to $0.27, fold, fold, CO calls $0.19

Flop: ($0.57, 2 players) A K K
CO checks, Hero bets $0.28, CO calls $0.28

Turn: ($1.13, 2 players) A
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.13, 2 players) Q
CO checks, Hero checks

CO shows J J (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (Pre 88%, Flop 98%, Turn 91%)
Hero shows 7 2 (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (Pre 12%, Flop 2%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins $0.54
CO wins $0.55


im 38/25 in 2500 hands n somehow up like 10 buyins

[HU4hoes]

lol play 25nl just to warm up for the few days that ive been away

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($38.18)
BB ($117)
UTG ($18.63)
UTG+1 ($25.85)
Hero ($32.48)
BTN ($25.35)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, fold, fold, BB raises to $2.35, Hero raises to $6.75, BB calls $4.40

FLOP ($13.60) 5 4 2

BB bets $111 (AI), Hero calls $25.73 (AI)

TURN ($65.06) 5 4 2 9

RIVER ($65.06) 5 4 2 9 J

BB shows 5 4
(Pre 20%, Flop 48.3%, Turn 63.6%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 80%, Flop 51.7%, Turn 36.4%)

BB wins $63.06

i swear im going to break something the next time someone flats my 4bet with something stupid

[khangura175]

How to play sets at NL2 LOL


PokerStars - $0.02 NL (6 max) ZOOM - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $1.64
SB: $1.65
BB: $3.86
Hero (UTG): $5.60
MP: $2.99
CO: $6.02

SB posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has 2 2

Hero raises to $0.06, MP calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06, fold, fold, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.25, 4 players) 2 T 5
BB checks, Hero bets $5.54 and is all-in, fold, CO calls $5.54, fold

Turn: ($11.33, 2 players) 3

River: ($11.33, 2 players) 4

Hero shows 2 2 (Three of a Kind, Twos) (Pre 51%, Flop 93%, Turn 91%)
CO shows T A (Straight, Five High) (Pre 49%, Flop 7%, Turn 9%)
CO wins $11.03

[HU4hoes]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($23.17)
Hero ($52.93)
UTG ($33.39)
UTG+1 ($74.95)
CO ($29.41)
BTN ($32.62)

Dealt to Hero A K

UTG raises to $0.50, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $0.40, Hero raises to $2.50, UTG calls $2, SB calls $2

FLOP ($7.50) Q T J

SB checks, Hero bets $3.93, UTG raises to $11.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $50.43 (AI), UTG calls $19.39 (AI)

TURN ($69.28) Q T J Q

RIVER ($69.28) Q T J Q Q

Hero shows A K
(Pre 59%, Flop 95.1%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG shows 9 8
(Pre 41%, Flop 4.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $67.28

This is like the most awesomest board run out for my hand!


Also if anyone here is called Goldygerr

You are a slow rolling P.O.S

[khangura175]

[HU4hoes]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.79)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25.95)
UTG+1 ($18.35)
CO ($40.74)
Hero ($25.25)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

UTG raises to $0.75, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.75, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.85) 7 T 4

UTG bets $1.25, Hero calls $1.25

TURN ($4.35) 7 T 4 Q

UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3

RIVER ($10.35) 7 T 4 Q 2

UTG bets $5.25, Hero raises to $20.25 (AI), UTG calls $15

Hero shows 4 4
(Pre 50%, Flop 94.1%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG shows K Q
(Pre 50%, Flop 5.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $48.85

See dont snap jizz yourself on the flop, let them make a pair on the turn, let them think your range is a 1 pair hand on the river

rub all the nickels over your titties