Stop the bull****. Unless you're recounting a dream, all the lying you've done so far is real life. PokerStars isn't imaginary, it's real. All the lies you've told about your age or who you were were IN REAL LIFE.

You already are doing that by pretending that you "never lie" in "real life" when you know you did exactly that.

Stfu, I made a mistake and I admitted to it. Before, I thought that I could get away with lying online, after what's happened, I've realised that I cant. Lesson learned.

Have you never told a lie?

To be fair, he wasn't claiming that he doesn't lie...

I was just asking...

Of course I've lied. The difference between me and you, son, is that if someone asks me, I won't be saying something like "I never lie in real life". Those are your words, directly out of your keyboard, and you damn well know they're a lie too.

Okay, old man.

Maybe I should have worded it different. I don't lie in person. Like I said, I thought I could get away with lying through a computer, I was obviously wrong and I've learned my lesson.

I read the Lee Jones quote on another site, but it was reposted in post #102 in a thread that NVGtards are debating: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...-well-1231549/

To get back on topic about your ban you could PM http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/me...9/#contactinfo and ask how Pokerstars didnt ban him after he was caught playing underage last year, they let him open a new account under a different name. He might be able to help you.

Woah, thanks for that!

gr8 idea posting that
edit- obviously not going into details here but that isn't exactly true either.

As if any top pro hasn't done exactly the same i don't see why you confessed. Theirs nothing wrong with your mum enjoying a game of poker after all. Maybe she gave up because you can only have 1 account per household, and as all good mothers would she stepped aside when you wanted to play,good old mum.All your doing is getting yourself banned from more sites.

Also add that the money grabbing f&*ker$ would soon let you play if they thought it was in there best interest. All online poker sites are as corrupt as f$*k it's just only a few have so far been caught.

Work hard, save money. Be really smart about debt and finances, you will go farther this way than grinding 4life. Having a killer IRL career by 30 is much easier than being a poker pro. Just my opinion. If I could go back to 18 (8.5 years ago), I would not drop a huge deposit on FT with my current poker knowledge. I would go to my job and get a head start.

And I would start putting money into savings accounts, even if it's only $50/month.

An Honest Poker Player.....gtfo.

Go live.......Stars will pay double when they wanna sign you.

PM PS-Steve imo, talk to him....

The Rule are in place to protect you, not to protect us.....

i don't know if this has been said (didn't read all the comments) but annette obrestad won hundreds of thousands across pokerstars fulltilt and UB at age 15...

also alot of the best poker minds in the world started at a young age (not on stars though) Dwan and Ivey are just 2 of the million examples i can think of.. if you took peoples money at age 13 when they have been playing for years.. they were going to lose it anyway.

what you did is no worst than the stupid 16 year old that goes get drunk underage. i disagree that you should have to appoligize, or that you shouldn't be able to open a new account... after all just cause you get caught drunk at 16 dosent mean your perm banned from ever drinking again..

but for right now i would just join some other site and keep trying to get in contact with stars, im sure they will budge