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07-22-2014 , 02:37 PM

#101

Dunna100

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07-22-2014 , 04:43 PM

#102

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

nice pussy bee

07-22-2014 , 06:16 PM

#103

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

nice sister in law pussy bee

fyp

you set em up. I knock em down. ez game

07-23-2014 , 09:46 AM

#104

OziBattler

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got sent to sydney; 1.5hrs off the plane n im playing poker with denks (werebeer couldn't get a leave pass). we play bad. qq drawing to 2 outs on 46x flop wen we get all in(spr of 5 hu on flop after raise 3b call pre) . idiot wins. i bust soon after. denks gets all in JJ n loses. we drink. he gets chocolate from stranger on way home. bins it. gg.

my word efficiency on that report was a personal best lol

07-23-2014 , 08:09 PM

#105

denks

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Ozi sucks at teh pokers, should know that QQ < 76 on 64x board and is easy fold as he is only drawing to 2 outs but vil can hit 2 pair, trips or back door straight so has him crushed. denks should know to fold flop when we get all in pre and sees vil flop a set. Be careful of strangers offering tampered with kinder surprises or old ladies asking for $0.20 (ftr I saw her wandering around the next corner on the way back to the car). Moral of the story is refreshing alcoholic beverages > pokers.

07-26-2014 , 02:55 AM

#106

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Broke my weeks hiatus from alcohol in style yesterday. And by style I mean mess.

07-26-2014 , 06:41 AM

#107

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

And by style I mean mess.

You going to come to Hamburg btw ?

07-26-2014 , 07:03 AM

#108

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Negative

Probably going to be the wrong side of the Pennines that weekend as it's my mum's birthday.

07-26-2014 , 10:15 AM

#109

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Not accepted,

See you in Hamburg

07-27-2014 , 12:59 AM

#110

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Probably going to be the wrong side of the Pennines.

nom

07-27-2014 , 01:28 PM

#111

bumblebee99

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i r bumblekitty99

07-28-2014 , 02:33 AM

#112

Dunna100

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He looks like a cheeky little monkey.

Hope you don't have good curtains/sofas!

07-28-2014 , 06:05 AM

#113

TBobLP

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It looks smarter than bumblebee99...meaning it probably is

07-29-2014 , 09:46 PM

#114

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jamesZ

There are a 1000 phil ivey wannabes an yet no phil ivey.

nom

im pretty sure there is a Phil Ivey.

07-30-2014 , 04:05 PM

#115

ReidLockhart

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Blue Question Mark icon still batting 1.000 on quality of new threads.

07-30-2014 , 06:38 PM

#116

AlienSpaceBat

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

Blue Question Mark icon still batting 1.000 on quality of new threads.

QFT lol

07-30-2014 , 08:35 PM

#117

ReidLockhart

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They're mostly the only threads I read in BQ anymore.

08-02-2014 , 10:24 AM

#118

AlienSpaceBat

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August thread

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