female roommate just informed me that her female friend who she is currently out drinking with is staying the night.

im drunk.

oh yea, she has told me before that this particular female is kind of a slut.

in the past 10 minutes i have ravaged her facebook pics.

she seems to have lost some weight.

thoughts?

see undertitle for details.

Be an american pie style webcam ninja ldo.

They're still not back so I stepped put to grab a ****load of food

FYP

Uppdaaaates?!

I would like to live this morning vicariously through you, as it's waaaay more interesting than what i've got planned!

Updates, you want updates...you clearly don't know Bob

Will he be finished and snoring by now....?

He'll be balls deep in the both of them still.

Ok this will be a let down...

I walked down the road to the coolest late night grill to grab some food and beer and got back home. My roomate's car still wasn't there so I assume they are still both out and I go inside and notice that the light I left on is off but didn't put two and two together (see: drunk) and started making a **** load of noise and heating my food back up (walking it home in 26 degree weather requires that i guess). I finally hear my roomate in the other room telling me she is drunk and had to take a cab home. i ask where her friends is and she says that she went home with some other guy. ffffffffffffff

not only do i get that beat, but then she decides that i want to spend the next 30 minutes listening to her ramble half asleep some bs about dudes buying her malibu breezes and bud lights.

lame

I promise something better this weekend...I'm going out with this girl i chilled with last weekend and it's my last few days before starting work on Monday. Should be good

I Are drunk and dont feel good. I cant even rememver my sype password

Is it iluvozi?

quick waffle, go ban some random in that crazy forum you mod, they deserve it!

solid password choice is solid

you know what, I even know what show that is from. do I win a prize...or a pie?

Can I start pointing out when people have whacked-out poo brain?

hmmmm.

I've used these before elsewhere, but I say they're worth repeating, no?

the terts fairy makes mods do work. god bless the terts fairy.

Just gonna need a bit of 'me time', won't be a minute...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you... etc.

Which merge room should i join to move my rpm funds to?

im going to play a game called SS roulette

1. the person who receives my gift gets to ban anyone that i can ban for 48 hrs, me included at a time of their choosing*, they willl enforce the ban by posting 'I hereby ban <name here>" and will PM me.
2. the person who sends me a gift that meets a totally ambigious gift threshold of 'happiness' gets to ban anyone I can ban for 48 hrs*

let the games begin


*unless they have some official 2p2 business to do in which case the honour system shall apply\

That worked thanks bro!