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Old 11-30-2012, 07:15 PM   #1
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Festivus for the rest of us...now with complimentary terts (LC/NC NSFW)

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:19 PM   #2
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Re: We're obviously not ready for the truth around here (LC/NC NSFW)

well played

Ive been at the drink tonight and winding some guy up (prior to stacking him 250bb deep). A short while later I got chat banned. I complained that I hadnt done anything wrong and this is the *ace* email I got from Stars..

Hello Chad0x001,

Thank you for your email. I do appreciate the time you spent looking up the word "gaylord". Unfortunately if you review the chat at the table, I am most certain you were not calling the other player, "an automobile manufactured in Gaylord, Michigan". When we review the chat we review ALL the chat at the table, and take into consideration the context of what the words are being used in.

For arguments sake, I have Googled the term "gaylord", and this is the definition that I have discovered from the Urban Dictionary defines this to be:

"The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays. "

I do believe that this is the meaning you were referring to in the chat.

Your chat suspension will stand. In the future, please keep your chat clean and friendly.

If for arguments sake I was actually calling him the Ruler of all Gays, whats the problem? Its not like Im calling him the crappest of all the gays :/

Oh well. Another chat ban - sigh. Are there any sites where I can abuse people without being banned that I can use when Im mad with the drink?

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:35 PM   #3
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well played

Ive been at the drink tonight and winding some guy up (prior to stacking him 250bb deep). A short while later I got chat banned. I complained that I hadnt done anything wrong and this is the *ace* email I got from Stars..

Hello Chad0x001,

Thank you for your email. I do appreciate the time you spent looking up the word "gaylord". Unfortunately if you review the chat at the table, I am most certain you were not calling the other player, "an automobile manufactured in Gaylord, Michigan". When we review the chat we review ALL the chat at the table, and take into consideration the context of what the words are being used in.

For arguments sake, I have Googled the term "gaylord", and this is the definition that I have discovered from the Urban Dictionary defines this to be:

"The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays. "

I do believe that this is the meaning you were referring to in the chat.

Your chat suspension will stand. In the future, please keep your chat clean and friendly.

If for arguments sake I was actually calling him the Ruler of all Gays, whats the problem? Its not like Im calling him the crappest of all the gays :/

Oh well. Another chat ban - sigh. Are there any sites where I can abuse people without being banned that I can use when Im mad with the drink?
4chan?

Nonetheless, this is brilliant.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:36 PM   #4
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I do appreciate the time you spent looking up the word "gaylord"
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:44 PM   #5
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stars lol
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:46 PM   #6
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Hello Chad0x001,

Thank you for your email. I do appreciate the time you spent looking up the word "gaylord". Unfortunately if you review the chat at the table, I am most certain you were not calling the other player, "an automobile manufactured in Gaylord, Michigan".
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:58 PM   #7
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I lolled

And what I learned is that urban dictionary is homophobic.

I dunno about you but I can think I'm plenty of insults that are way way worse.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:03 PM   #8
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Re: We're obviously not ready for the truth around here (LC/NC NSFW)

You could counter by saying you are gay and being Lord of all gay people would be absolutely awesome to you.

Oh and...

I am most certain you were not calling the other player, "an automobile manufactured in Gaylord, Michigan

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Old 11-30-2012, 08:05 PM   #9
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Re: We're obviously not ready for the truth around here (LC/NC NSFW)

I thought I was laughing hard because of the kevmode well in NVG.

I suppose you could call the people Perry, the last name of a former ball player with the first name Gaylord.

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Old 11-30-2012, 08:25 PM   #10
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lol, Stars support wins the Internet. Again.

Remember that time they started composing limericks for people to give them rungood?

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Old 11-30-2012, 10:20 PM   #11
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I wonder how the management of the Gaylord hotel chain would feel about this?
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:07 PM   #12
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In. Where are the titties and beer we were promised itt ?
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:12 PM   #13
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Also , since all the cool forums vote for a miss , ie miss oot 2012. I pronounce wdwf as miss bq 2012. Mods , feel free to change her title.

That is all Ty
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:39 PM   #14
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Re: We're obviously not ready for the truth around here (LC/NC NSFW)

gothninja riding his nom rush, wp
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Old 12-01-2012, 12:59 AM   #15
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If a certain butterfly had flapped its wings a few hundred years ago, then perhaps there would have been a storm and the building of a factory where playing cards were manufactured would have been delayed a few years. This would naturally mean that playing cards that went to some establishments never actually would have been manufactured and such couldn't have actually gone to such establishments.

For instance if the first deck of playing cards from said factory went to Establishment A in year XXXX, then if said butterfly had flapped said wings and factory was not built until year XXXX+11, and Establishment A went out of business in year XXXX+2 due to lack of interest (interest that in original timeline was created by games played with playing cards), then the first deck of playing cards created by said factory would instead have been distributed elsewhere.

Furthermore, there must have been a different employee inspecting and shuffling the playing cards given the 11 year delay caused by the butterfly's wings. The guy who would have been the employee instead got elected as the Chieftan of his small tribal community. His life worked out amazing as it turned out instead of toiling in a playing card manufacturing company, but that's a whole different story.

Anyway, since Deck #1 was distributed 11 years later all decks in the whole world ended up going to different (ie: the wrong) tables with different (ie: the wrong) players getting dealt certain hands. In this world a certain person always gets dealt very good hands and certain threads don't exist.

Damn that butterfly for being lazy and resting on a leaf.

I now know more about poker through my thought experiment.

The End.





P.S.

I probably could have done better, but started getting bored. 3 minutes is enough.





And pointing out facts that disagree with this post such as when playing cards were invented or anything else, may be a bannable (temporary) offense.

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