It's a statistics problem. If one votes A then they think he's a sick weirdo **** who gets off on random anonymous strangers calling him an idiot. If it's B, then he's just an idiot. So we just need to figure out a way to figure out what there are more of on the Internet, sick weirdo ****s, or idiots. Obviously this is impossible to even begin to guesstimate because the two groupings have such a huge Venn Diagram overlap, and the amount of that overlap is in itself an unknown, it could be anywhere from 30%-95% overlap. So then I guess it boils down to making a read. I think it's because I am an optimist and like to give humanity the benefit of the doubt that I'm inclined to say he's a troll, because it's just too depressing if he really is this much of a mouth breathing buffoon. It would also mean that I'm the ******* for having made fun of a man who in all likelihood is severely mentally disabled, and I'm just not ready to see myself in such a negative light.

Unfortunately I have a severe case of autism. Examples of behavioral manifestation include banging head against the wall for hours at a time, and idiosyncratic movements with the hands.

But damn...7.5k views in 2 wks? Your welcome 2+2

So you're Rain Man. That explains it.

Nah im better than he.

Im going to AC again with some friends for my birthday next weekend, I'm going to try your trick and see what happens. That is, I'll start with 100, build it to 500-700, then goto a 25 min bet table. If I flush it, that's to be expected. If I win again, I'll bang my head against the door in celebration of winning 1k in a few hours.

Btw Double Down, I got an A in Stats 101 and an A- in Psych stats. I lost 10k in poker tho, that's the autism, the emotional instability of a pure autist.

Stay away from Blackjack its the devil, online anyways Know all to well myself!! But I do like playing live obviously, much better!!

I am embarrassed at how much money that I could've otherwise saved was flushed down that green felt tube.

OT update: I'm going to AC this Friday, with $200. I'm using 100 on poker first, will probably lose as a 90% favorite like I usually do these days, and the other on blackjack. Let's see the outcome on trial 2, keep posted.

good lord............

Why do you waste $100 on poker first? Take all $200 to the blackjack tables and leave with $2000 instead of $1000.

Hi blackjack pros. I need some advice and tips, anything I can do or practice from between now and this cumming Friday.

I need to win between $700-1,000 USD at Atlantic Cities this Friday, to set myself up for a good 2 months. I can pay all my expenses with that and not have to worry about money and ergo can chill with friends etc.

The last two times I went, I did not have a success as I did like the OP once. The first second time I went, I hit a $15 table with 100, and had 315 after 20 minutes. Then a white man sat down, and started talking **** about how I was playing. One hand I got pocket treys, and wanted to split, and didn't because he kept huffing and puffing etc. Of course the next two cards are 7 and 8 LeL! ****ing pwnt by the ****** on my left. I started deviating from my 1-2 unit spread and betting 3-10 units because the other people at the table were winning big and fast, so I wanted that too and of course lost it all very quickly.

I know for a fact the 1-2 betting spread grind works, and it' smuch safer than any other strat I've read about. When you min bet its easier to take pulls on hard 13/14 against dealer up 2-6. I know basic strat, says to stay let the dealer bust but sometimes you can make 19-21 and have a better chance at the hand holding if the dealer doesn't bust which means he's getting 17-21 on that low visible card.

The last two times I was only paying attention to the running count and not the true count. I've been practicing counting on my phone, where every trial you get right they increase the speed on the deal the following trial. I've also been trying to replicate every aspect of the environment, so as to maximize my chances of printing C notes this Cumming Friday. I learned in Psychology that people remember things better (Faster, accurately) when they are in the environment they learned it in. So that's what I'm doing that is I bought 6 decks and a shoe and have been dealing and counting and trying to win.

What else can you BJ (not blowjobz LeL! there is NoMAtrixCks -K0nAne) professionals advise me to do? I only have $200 to build on when I Cum to AC.

Thnx

-There is NoSp00n Lel!

omg

Yes definite fact. LOL

LeL!!! Sup Chief.

You got me there dude. Quintessentially speaking, there are no facts, just opinions.

Nah but for reals dude, 1-2 works because when you get in the impossible spots, you only lose min instead of a giant bet that empties the pocket

For realz though dude what can I do to improve my odds of winning the goal?

Put it this way, if you were me, (Thank god you're not LoL!), what would you do with $200 at blackjax to run it up to 1k in a night? Would you start at $10 min, $25 min, or $50 min? Once the level is deduced, how would you play, what kind of betting pattern? Etc. yo man thanks if the advice works i'll transfer you $50 for the help thnx.

Technically your best EV odds would be to go all in every hand since each hand you play is -EV odds and you are expected to lose more the more hands you play so going all in on first hand of 200, then 400, then if you win both of those you have 800 and then bet 200 if you win, leave. If you lose bet 500 of the 600 remaining, and so on.

So all in every hand? Professional.

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k GOT IT THNX. I'LL DRIVE 3 HOURS TO AC TO PLACE ONE BET. THANKS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE MAN! IM SURE TO WIN MY 1K NOW

The advice he gave you actually gives you the best chance to meet your goal, absent card counting. The more bets you place the greater your average loss will be in a negative expectation game.

Sup then, your tone seems serious enough for discussion,

Okay thinking about that idea, why then? Why was OP able to play from 11pm-6am when the tables closed (i think he could have played 2 days straight if he could), and come out with $600? Does the bet size come into play at all in this theory that the more bets you place the greater chance at a loss? Because only betting 1 and 2 units should have some impact on the outcome no?

Also, what makes the dealer so special? He gets dealt cards just like the players, where is this "house edge" coming from anyway? Thanks.


And what do you mean "absent card counting?" Do you mean playing this way max betting without card counting at all or assuming I can count the cards but am not?

And for real if i get some value out of your experience and end up winning at least 800 ill transfer you a 50 grant face via bitcoin or something.

If someone could make $800 a week reliably playing low stakes BJ they 1) Wouldn't share it with random dudes who get super angry on the Internet or 2) Have to grind out low stakes BJ for $800 a week.

You can't make your racial trolling this obvious. You have to start off by just saying a man sat down, then later, as the discussion progresses, hint that his race has something to do with it. Then, when someone picks up on that and accuses you of being a racist, then go full racist.

Why would you split threes if 7 and 8 are the next two cards?

Who wins if you both bust?

Can I play option 2 please? I hate everything except when im sitting at a table, is when I feel the most comfortable and at peace. That in of itself is valuable.

Um, excuse me sir, but I am not racist. Genes are important.

Because then I have 10 and 11 and can double down both hands.

Nobody relevant.

I will give you some serious advice. Give up on your apparent belief that there is a magic bullet that can allow you to quintuple your bankroll in a short time. It just doesn't exist.

The best card counters out there have a very small edge. Working in teams, with experienced teammates, they have a good chance to be successful. They do not have any mathematical expectation of winning at the rate that you are expecting. They put in lots of practice and lots of volume. And they sometimes lose.

If you are counting, then you have obviously read some books giving you the recommended betting patterns for any particular situation. If you trust the books, then trust their advice.

Next - go there with the expectation that your $200 is toast. You may win, and if you do, that is great for you. Don't pay any attention to what other people say or do. Don't pay any attention to whether other people are winning or losing. None of this should have any impact on your play.

Just go and play with whatever strategy you have, and don't concern yourself with anything else except having fun. It is not your birthright to be able to turn $200 into $1000, and there is no way you can expect it to happen. And if it does happen (many people have winning sessions) don't expect it to happen every time out.